NeverSurrender: "I used to like tits. Now I like MOJO."

[Chip Z'Hoy]

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE:

NeverSurrender aka Soldierunderaman aka VikingBitch aka The Fattest Fuck in the World has replaced the longstanding titty gif in his sig with a Mojo quote.

When asked to comment, the "self-employed" VikingBitch said "I don't know. Mojo looks like he has some pretty cool balls. I hope he lets me play with them someday."

Mojo's representative, dmbrocker, has declined comment.

[dmbrocker]

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE:

NeverSurrender aka Soldierunderaman aka VikingBitch aka The Fattest Fuck in the World has replaced the longstanding titty gif in his sig with a Mojo quote.

When asked to comment, the "self-employed" VikingBitch said "I don't know. Mojo looks like he has some pretty cool balls. I hope he lets me play with them someday."

Mojo's representative, dmbrocker, has declined comment.

Hey! I only represent Mojo because he likes balls, too! And Aerosmith.

[Mojo]

I mean, I do have some pretty cool balls.

[Danzig in the Dark]

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE:

NeverSurrender aka Soldierunderaman aka VikingBitch aka The Fattest Fuck in the World has replaced the longstanding titty gif in his sig with a Mojo quote.

When asked to comment, the "self-employed" VikingBitch said "I don't know. Mojo looks like he has some pretty cool balls. I hope he lets me play with them someday."

Mojo's representative, dmbrocker, has declined comment.

Hey! I only represent Mojo because he likes balls, too! And Aerosmith.

It's too bad Aerosmith no longer has balls.

[exitflagger]

Maybe it's just me but the chick in NeverSlender's sig was not really worthy. Looked like a slightly below average trailer skank. Shouldn't she be mind-scramblingly hot if you're going to make a display of her and render the entire board NSFW as collateral damage?

(And no, nobody want's a gif of Mojo's nads as a replacement.

Well... lemmysmole probably does.)

[Mojo]

I really feel like my balls aren’t getting the respect they deserve, here.