TheMetalChick needs to shut up...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:22 pm

LMGDAO - he's a fucking liar.

The only reason he stopped posting in this thread is because we stopped paying attention to him, not the other way around.

He couldn't stand it, so he started another thread, with a picture of himself leaning against a Hot Wheels minivan.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:29 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: Hot Wheels minivan.

Fuck, that made me laugh loud.

gr8twhte · Post by **gr8twhte** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:34 am

SanityClause wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: Hot Wheels minivan.

Fuck, that made me laugh loud.

Yep, she's evil like that.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:07 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:LMGDAO - he's a fucking liar.

The only reason he stopped posting in this thread is because we stopped paying attention to him, not the other way around.

He couldn't stand it, so he started another thread, with a picture of himself leaning against a Hot Wheels minivan.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:09 am

LMGDMFAO @ "Rev 'em up" !

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:33 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:RockNRedLobster

AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:10 am

I still liked the Greased Lightning Astrovan!

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Fri May 04, 2007 6:38 am

Bogus wrote:

HAHAHHAAAA!!!

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Sat May 05, 2007 6:10 am

nah- that was just a paper cut.

Succubyss · Post by **Succubyss** » Sat May 05, 2007 6:12 am

This is TMC's thread - we must return it to it's rightful owner.

Besides, I just want to read haikus.

TMC left us
distracted by her "hero"
thank god he's gone now

S (this thread also new and improved, NOW REV-FREE)

EvelIgVonDurstFish · Post by **EvelIgVonDurstFish** » Sun May 06, 2007 1:19 am

TheMetalChick wrote:
Did Kip prance around like a girl? Yep.
OK.

Ill say it.
If any of you dont want to read it, sorry.

I have never once in my life seen a video, photo, or whatever where Kip was in any way that was literally or truly "like a girl". At a time KNOWN for men who wore spandex, hairspray, and eyeliner, and women who wore ties and power suits, a time when gender ambiguity was actually a NORMALLY ACCEPTED PART OF FASHION, the idea that anyone would point to a guy like KIP and say HE was feminine is fucking retarded!

Ill ask again (Ive asked before) if ANY of you to put up examples of him looking and being so very "feminine" and "like a girl" but you CANT. There are videos where he dances- so? How is that acting "like a girl"? Are you men THAT insecure that a male who dances freaks you all the fuck out so much, even DECADES later? Come on- like has been said by others, Kip did not "prance around" in his videos any more than plenty of other people who DONT get this stuff said about them. John Travolta danced around a heck of a lot more in SNF, Grease, Staying Alive, etc. Kip didnt even dance that much in his videos compared to guys like DLR!

LOL- maybe some of you should watch videos by them as WELL AS by EVERYONE ELSE in that genre of music at the time! Really- how is Kip any different? The only difference Ive seen is that he moves better than a lot of guys who tried to do the same kinds of things in their videos.

So that was about acting "like a girl", this is about LOOKING "like a girl": I can think of TONS of people that you guys all LOVE that wore makeup, girls clothes, and actually DID prance around like women- making kissy faces to cameras (it was NOT all Bret and Paul doing that shit you know), doing photoshoots in clothes that literally DID belong to women, standing there with their arms flapping in the air or with their hands on their hips like divas ... but do you think of most of THEM? No, you put them out of your mind and use KIP as the example of femininity instead- WTF? Fact is, there were millions of guys who DID literally look like women, but so many of you to this day STILL pick Kip as the proverbial posterboy of looking and acting "like a girl"??? Why dont you pick a GOOD example of a guy that DID look and act "like a girl"? Give me a break! Kip didnt even friggin shave lol- REAL feminine! There were even guys in thrash bands that wore skin-tight black girls jeans, eye makeup, hairspray, etc. Friggin Bobby Blitz looked about as much "like a girl" as Kip did in plenty of pictures.

Honestly- the reason Kip got so much shit is partly that he did what he did and was/is a very good looking guy. But more than ANYTHING, it is the fact that they were very popular right when trends were changing. Timing, thats it.

Im sorry but anyone who genuinely believes this notion about Kip as some gender bending icon has absofuckinglutely NO concept of femininity and, more importantly, has a mind as malleable as play-dough. Seriously- think for yourself, like or dont like what he looked like or what the band sounded like, but for fucks sake at least be accurate about it!

One thing I think is great is that Kip is THAT comfortable with himself as a man and as a musician that he just is who he is and doesnt change to please anyone else. I honestly think he is a very masculine person. I dont see how anyone could look at him objectively and see him as otherwise.

Sigh.
OK, Ill stop.
I just had to get my snaps out there for Kip.
It happens every so often when I read these dopey kinds of threads, but Ill calm down now.

Why would you want her to shut up?

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Thu May 10, 2007 8:15 am

Perhaps with her brother's dick in her mouth that might quiet her down.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:00 pm

Oh we can't let this just slip away.

REV 101: How to get the living crap kicked out of you, while still insisting you are in control.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Wed May 30, 2007 8:41 pm

LMGDMFAO! She still hasn't learned a thing. She and Revtard are perfect for each other!
http://www.metalsludge.tv/phpBB2/viewto ... c&start=30

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Wed May 30, 2007 8:53 pm

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:32 am

Just taking a look back at some very funny and still timely, posts.
There are some very creative people around this taco shack.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:42 am

Well, strap on your feedbag,

Great combo deal today:

Wild oats and hay burritos w/ a
carrot and apple taco
and a fresh bucket of water .

For a little extra, you can supersize that and get a heap of useless horse manure fresh from the souce - pick just about any thread aand look for the piss yellow font.

Please drive thru

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:16 pm

A year in review- the Mental Year

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:48 pm

I'm re-reading this thread right now and I don't remember this exchange, but it just made me laugh out loud.

RockNRev wrote:Ya right! Y'all post pictures of a firing squad aiming at me. You were the squad. I was blindfolded. Everyone knows what you are trying to say with such images. Then you post pictures of uneducated dumbasses burning people who they thought were posessed and the torchers were y'all and I was the staked individual... Until I pointed out how stupid the witch burners really were and how fitting it was that you would represent your mob that way. You were owned. Then you post a picture of a bunch of gay guys raping me. I own you as I point out that your gang is the gay guy rapists and now you say that is not what you meant.

FUCK.THE.FACTORY wrote:I'm a member of a gang of guys raping your ass and I'm the one who is owned.

Got it Rev. Thanks for clearing that up.

2Tempting wrote:Yeah, I bet Little Brucie at State Prison is saying that too, while Big Bruno is plowing him.

"Owned motherfucker!! Fuck My Ass!!"

This thread really was the shit. It sucks that the image links have expired and that Rev's pussy ass pulled down all the ridiculous shit he posted. It's a good thing I'm stalkerish and right click saved most of it.

This one made me laugh every time:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:26 pm

That's the thing - nobody was reading his shit. In fact, we all scrolled past his posts so much that you were bound to miss a gem or two by somebody who you were actually interesting in hearing from.

The_Alternym™ · Post by **The_Alternym™** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:06 am

The thread that keeps on giving.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:21 am

BogusInfo wrote:Looks like Siskel and Ebert reviewed the Alien Abduction movie for their year end Worst/Best of 2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ4i5UTsm1s

BRAVO!!!! Owned X 1000! LMFAO!

Jack Sabbath · Post by **Jack Sabbath** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:37 am

A Lit Joint wrote:I know I'm a few years late... who the hell was Jesus Voorhies? I wonder if he stuck around to see what became of this thread.

1 high quality post!

The sheer amount of ownership in the first three pages alone is priceless.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:44 am

ralphwiggumsdealer · Post by **ralphwiggumsdealer** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:34 pm

Jack Sabbath wrote: The sheer amount of ownership in the first three pages alone is priceless.

I know the_creep gets his share of "where is he now" posts, but the one off the first page that I really miss is Giallobelly.

Now there was a poster! If only he were still around.....

CustardPie76 · Post by **CustardPie76** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:52 pm

EvelIgVonDurstFish wrote:
TheMetalChick wrote:
Did Kip prance around like a girl? Yep.
OK.

Ill say it.
If any of you dont want to read it, sorry.

I have never once in my life seen a video, photo, or whatever where Kip was in any way that was literally or truly "like a girl". At a time KNOWN for men who wore spandex, hairspray, and eyeliner, and women who wore ties and power suits, a time when gender ambiguity was actually a NORMALLY ACCEPTED PART OF FASHION, the idea that anyone would point to a guy like KIP and say HE was feminine is fucking retarded!

Ill ask again (Ive asked before) if ANY of you to put up examples of him looking and being so very "feminine" and "like a girl" but you CANT. There are videos where he dances- so? How is that acting "like a girl"? Are you men THAT insecure that a male who dances freaks you all the fuck out so much, even DECADES later? Come on- like has been said by others, Kip did not "prance around" in his videos any more than plenty of other people who DONT get this stuff said about them. John Travolta danced around a heck of a lot more in SNF, Grease, Staying Alive, etc. Kip didnt even dance that much in his videos compared to guys like DLR!

LOL- maybe some of you should watch videos by them as WELL AS by EVERYONE ELSE in that genre of music at the time! Really- how is Kip any different? The only difference Ive seen is that he moves better than a lot of guys who tried to do the same kinds of things in their videos.

So that was about acting "like a girl", this is about LOOKING "like a girl": I can think of TONS of people that you guys all LOVE that wore makeup, girls clothes, and actually DID prance around like women- making kissy faces to cameras (it was NOT all Bret and Paul doing that shit you know), doing photoshoots in clothes that literally DID belong to women, standing there with their arms flapping in the air or with their hands on their hips like divas ... but do you think of most of THEM? No, you put them out of your mind and use KIP as the example of femininity instead- WTF? Fact is, there were millions of guys who DID literally look like women, but so many of you to this day STILL pick Kip as the proverbial posterboy of looking and acting "like a girl"??? Why dont you pick a GOOD example of a guy that DID look and act "like a girl"? Give me a break! Kip didnt even friggin shave lol- REAL feminine! There were even guys in thrash bands that wore skin-tight black girls jeans, eye makeup, hairspray, etc. Friggin Bobby Blitz looked about as much "like a girl" as Kip did in plenty of pictures.

Honestly- the reason Kip got so much shit is partly that he did what he did and was/is a very good looking guy. But more than ANYTHING, it is the fact that they were very popular right when trends were changing. Timing, thats it.

Im sorry but anyone who genuinely believes this notion about Kip as some gender bending icon has absofuckinglutely NO concept of femininity and, more importantly, has a mind as malleable as play-dough. Seriously- think for yourself, like or dont like what he looked like or what the band sounded like, but for fucks sake at least be accurate about it!

One thing I think is great is that Kip is THAT comfortable with himself as a man and as a musician that he just is who he is and doesnt change to please anyone else. I honestly think he is a very masculine person. I dont see how anyone could look at him objectively and see him as otherwise.

Sigh.
OK, Ill stop.
I just had to get my snaps out there for Kip.
It happens every so often when I read these dopey kinds of threads, but Ill calm down now.

Why would you want her to shut up?

I thought that I remember seeing Kip parading around in a thong OVER a pair of torn jeans in Winger's 'Hungry' video when it used to play on MTV. Just when I thought that I've seen how fucking ridiculous rock stars used to dressed back in 1989-1990, the underwear worn outside a pair of pants screams out, "I am sssooo different and sssooo unique from all of the other rock stars looking ridiculous, this is MY style now! Respect, bitches!!"

I had to read that long post and all I can see are delusions of Kip's 'manly' greatness and how he is more 'manly' or 'manlier' than many rock stars. "I love Kip! Don't fucking talk shit about Kip! Kip's DA MAN! I wants me some manly hairy beast-looking Kippeee!!" This was the same poster who said something about how The Doors would be obscure or nobodies if Jim was still alive. Something like that. Well, what is Dokken doing now? Or when was the last time Winger has made a retarded video, such as the Hungry disaster?? HAHA!!

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:08 pm

BogusInfo wrote:Looks like Siskel and Ebert reviewed the Alien Abduction movie for their year end Worst/Best of 2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVK5JiYcoys

OH MAN.

GENIUS.

I'm in tears here.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:09 pm

"I hate to say it but I was rooting for these characters to OD."

Scoundrel · Post by **Scoundrel** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:12 pm

deathcurse wrote:
BogusInfo wrote:Looks like Siskel and Ebert reviewed the Alien Abduction movie for their year end Worst/Best of 2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVK5JiYcoys
OH MAN.

GENIUS.

I'm in tears here.

I just sent that video to my friend who has never even heard of this site just so he could see the moon landing part. Absolutely hysterical.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:52 pm

ah- found it!