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Lakers' Barnes suspended one game after ejection

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NEW YORK, April 1, 2011 -- Matt Barnes of the Los Angeles Lakers has been suspended one game without pay for escalating an on-court altercation and actions following his ejection, it was announced today by Stu Jackson, NBA Executive Vice President, Basketball Operations.

The incident occurred with 9:23 remaining in the fourth quarter of the Lakers' 110-82 victory over the Dallas Mavericks at Staples Center on March 31. Barnes will serve his suspension tonight when the Lakers visit the Utah Jazz at EnergySolutions Arena.


Nothing on NBA.com about that fucking pussy Jason Terry.


Blake should have gotten up and cracked him dead in the center of his fucking forehead. You wanna teach someone a fucking lesson, start with a concussion.


Dead... :lol:

That's the chance you take!


That 'fan' that rushed the court and was taken out by Staples security, according to NBA.com was a woman.
I still hope they kicked her in the head a few times. Stupid bitch.
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Barnes is an instigating cock. If he were a Bull I'd say it too.
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Barnes is looking for trouble and won't back down from any... but the NBA really should have suspended Terry for the Flagrant 2.


Next time I really hope he doesn't just completely get away with it... even if it means he get cracked straight in the face.


Nice job NBA and that fucking spineless totally biased dork David Stern, reward the pussy for his bullshit.
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Had the Lakers won today, the Lakertards would already be here, spewing their suck, amirite?!

Nuggets are 15-4 since downloading Melo. They keep finding ways to win. They've proved they can hang with Teh_Big_Boyz. Bring on the playoffs.

SUCK IT, LAKE SHOW!!!!!
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I'm gonna laugh my ass off when us Lakertards threepeat (again) and you envious hags dissapear from this thread like a virgin on prom night.
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Oh, hi VNP. How's the beach house and Rod Stewart's son?
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TawnyVonJagger wrote:Oh, hi VNP. How's the beach house and Rod Stewart's son?
Both are doing well, thanks for asking fatass.
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They played lazy and they lost. It happens.
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THIS IS THE REASON WHY THE LAKERS WILL BE CHAMPS COME 2011, SUCKAS!!!
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Much respect to the franchise but I hate the Lakers! I'm a long suffering GS Warriors fan...
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crabfan wrote:Much respect to the franchise but I hate the Lakers! I'm a long suffering GS Warriors fan...
How bout them Warriors tonight!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

LOL Lakers.
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TawnyVonJagger wrote:
crabfan wrote:Much respect to the franchise but I hate the Lakers! I'm a long suffering GS Warriors fan...
How bout them Warriors tonight!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

LOL Lakers.
The Warriors love torturing their fans with these "what might have been" winning streaks at the end of the season. We just get to look forward to getting screwed in the Draft Lottery every year...

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crabfan wrote:
The Warriors love torturing their fans with these "what might have been" winning streaks at the end of the season. We just get to look forward to getting screwed in the Draft Lottery every year...

:lol:

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Well, I don't see the Celtics being a championship threat to the Lakers anymore, thanks to that bogus trade. I'd like to see a Bulls vs. Lakers in the Finals. Now that would be sweet!
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Out Of The Cellar wrote:Well, I don't see the Celtics being a championship threat to the Lakers anymore, thanks to that bogus trade. I'd like to see a Bulls vs. Lakers in the Finals. Now that would be sweet!

The Lakers would want that.
They do not want the Heat,
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They could totally beat the Heat. The Bulls however are a different story.
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Where's Lakers Fan been?? Folks have been awfully quiet the past few days! Picked a fine time to choke! LOLLakers
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TawnyVonJagger wrote:Where's Lakers Fan been?? Folks have been awfully quiet the past few days! Picked a fine time to choke! LOLLakers
Like you choking on a ham sandwich Mama Cass?

Let me break it down for you. It's the regular season. Lakers are in the playoffs. Playoffs have not started yet. Any more questions fatass?
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Oooooh, feisty grumpy little cunt! :D U mad, errand boy? How's your quest to sue Sludge going, btw?

Look, fuckstick. Lakers pissed away home court advantage. Something is obviously wrong...5 straight losses? Really? And even if you do somehow manage to squeak to the Finals, Chicago is gonna hurt your sorry ass.
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TawnyVonJagger wrote:Oooooh, feisty grumpy little cunt! :D U mad, errand boy? How's your quest to sue Sludge going, btw?

Look, fuckstick. Lakers pissed away home court advantage. Something is obviously wrong...5 straight losses? Really? And even if you do somehow manage to squeak to the Finals, Chicago is gonna hurt your sorry ass.
We lost 7 of our last 11 regular season games last year Shamu. Even you know what happened in the playoffs last year.

Same thing that'll happen this year. Image
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Out Of The Cellar wrote:Well, I don't see the Celtics being a championship threat to the Lakers anymore, thanks to that bogus trade.
THAT WAS AN INCREDIBLE STUPID MOVE ON THE CELTS PART - THEN AGAIN, PEOPLE UP THERE ARE MOSTLY IDIOTS.
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TawnyVonJagger wrote:Oooooh, feisty grumpy little cunt! :D U mad, errand boy? How's your quest to sue Sludge going, btw?

Look, fuckstick. Lakers pissed away home court advantage. Something is obviously wrong...5 straight losses? Really? And even if you do somehow manage to squeak to the Finals, Chicago is gonna hurt your sorry ass.
SO YOU'RE ALREADY CELEBRATING 5 INCONSEQUENTIAL LOSSES IN THE FUCKING REGULAR SEASON?!?!

IT OBVIOUSLY GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR AIR FILLED HEAD, BUT THIS IS WHY WE MAKE FUN OF IDIOTS LIKE YOURSELF :lol:

THE LAKERS WILL THREE-PEAT, FUCKING ASSHOLE - MARK MY WORDS.
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TawnyVonJagger wrote:Oooooh, feisty grumpy little cunt! :D U mad, errand boy? How's your quest to sue Sludge going, btw?

Look, fuckstick. Lakers pissed away home court advantage. Something is obviously wrong...5 straight losses? Really? And even if you do somehow manage to squeak to the Finals, Chicago is gonna hurt your sorry ass.
We lost 7 of our last 11 regular season games last year Shamu. Even you know what happened in the playoffs last year.

Same thing that'll happen this year. Image
ALL THE FUCKING HATERS WERE GLOATING ON THAT AND LOOKED WHAT HAPPENED, AHAHAHABWAHAHAHAHA!!!

IN ANY CASE, KINDLY REFER TO MY LA LAKERS 2010 NBA CHAMPS THREAD TO SEE THE ROYAL PWNING :lol:
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Lakers are coasting cuz they don't wanna risk any unnecessary injuries. They had close calls with Bynum & Gasol in the same game the other night and it was to close for comfort.

We'll be just fine and Shamu and the rest of the dumb fucks will be sucking on big fat Laker dick.
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Stern knows nothing will stop the Lake show, hes ordered them to lose and give homecourt to the east for a better finals, in the end Kobe will be holding up his 3rd straight real MVP trophy in LA
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sludge_ducks_sick wrote:Lakers are coasting cuz they don't wanna risk any unnecessary injuries. They had close calls with Bynum & Gasol in the same game the other night and it was to close for comfort.

We'll be just fine and Shamu and the rest of the dumb fucks will be sucking on big fat Laker dick.
They'll probably tank tonight too.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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johnk5150 wrote:
sludge_ducks_sick wrote:Lakers are coasting cuz they don't wanna risk any unnecessary injuries. They had close calls with Bynum & Gasol in the same game the other night and it was to close for comfort.

We'll be just fine and Shamu and the rest of the dumb fucks will be sucking on big fat Laker dick.
They'll probably tank tonight too.
Actually, they'll probably win tonight cuz they're at home, and lose the season finale tomorrow on the road v. The Kings (soon to be Royals).
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Ending with the same record as last season (and a lower seed )....

The fucking 3-peat hunt officially fucking begins.
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Subhuman Yeti wrote:Ending with the same record as last season (and a lower seed )....

The fucking 3-peat hunt officially fucking begins.
As Ozzy would say, LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!
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