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A couple of observations from this page and the last week's show::

It should be very alarming to WWE backstage head honchos that a fan dressed up as Macho Man got bigger pops than nearly every member of the Raw roster.

CM Punk with Heyman sounds cool, but it's really stupid. I'm sure the idea internally is that Heyman will help reinforce a heel turn for Punk, since Heyman is a heat magnet, but Punk could do that by himself. Simply, CM Punk doesn't benefit, because he doesn't NEED a mouthpiece. Heyman's talent is wasted for the same reason. He should be working with Brock, and other guys that can't work the stick themselves. Guys like......

Sheamus. Dude needs to change it up, and fast. He fell apart on the mic against CM Punk at Raw. Obviously nervous, the dude was a wreck. Put him with Heyman! He sucks as a babyface, he's fuckinng stale, and he's had a steady and marked descent of fan support ever since Wrestlemania when the crowd double-turned him and Bryan.

HHH getting the hair cut was a good move. The old man pony tail wasn't doing him any favors. It's better to age gracefully, and I think it helps sell the idea that he could be retiring (in kayfabe) and it cements the fact that he's moving into a more professional, corporate aspect of the business (kayfabe and irl). HHH also sucks as a face, and he wanted to work heel against Brock, but Daddy Vince shot him down. He could easily fall into that "I run the company so I'm a bad guy" and "I run the company so I'm a good guy." vacuum that Vince left behind.

I think HHH has always been a heel. He's an ass in real life. He comes off as a cocky, scheming, petty asshole who is a Machivelian level politician behind the scenes, and will do anything to protect his spot at the top. He takes any opportunity to make himself look good at the expense of everyone else, and is a bigger mark for himself than Hogan and Bret Hart combined.

Shawn was mentioned, and while I agree that he should go ahead and get a haircut, keeping it long has a function. He feels like he needs it because though he is obviously balding, the long hair is a protective security blanket that keeps it from looking so bald. Bret Michaels syndrome.
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Putting Punk with Heyman is an awesome move, and I find myself actually looking forward to Raw this week. Last week was the best three hour Raw since July.

I'll agree about Sheamus - I actually liked him better as a heel. When he turned face, he seemed to have lost something. The 18 second win over Bryan didn't help either.

I'm really interested in seeing Ziggler and Barrett develop into main eventers over the next few months. I could easily see Ziggler cashing in and winning at Night of Champions and Barrett winning the Royal Rumble. I'd also like to see Rhodes become more of a part of the main event scene as well.
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ziggler is the next big thing....

if vince lets him be. vinnie's track record isn't too good with picking the right guy sometimes.

bret hart will be in montreal.

hmmm....
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I think Ziggler, Barrett, and Skip Shelfield oops I mean Ryback have a chance to be future main event stars if Vince and HHH will let it happen.
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I think HHH has always been a heel. He's an ass in real life. He comes off as a cocky, scheming, petty asshole
That also describes Randy Orton to a "T" God I can't stand that guy and his "reptile snake" :lol: like moves in the ring.

Why don't they just use his real life story as a AWOL Dishonerable Discharge from the Marines asshole to everybody reputation??? He's the perfect heel and can be just like his daddy who was hated throughout his career also.
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Ryback is absolute trash. I can only hope this doesn't go on much longer.
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yea Ryback worst in a long time, hope "Skips" ankle snaps again soon, out for another year.
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Aw you guys don't have a fondness for the no technical wrestling ability just pure monster type wrestler??? :lol: Its been awhile since I've seen one that caught my eye, when he was in nexus I thought him and Barrett had what it took to make it in the WWE.
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Ziggler sucks. Ryback sucks. Barrett sucks. End of story.
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ozzyrulz777 wrote:Ziggler sucks. Ryback sucks. Barrett sucks. End of story.
You sir are incorrect about 2 out of the 3 names mentioned.

Ziggler is the next huge star, I still pray to God that they dump Vickie Guerrero and pair Ziggler with Ric Flair when he returns. The guy is an unbelievable talent.

Ryback is just another juice monkey that's a flavor of the week.

I like Wade Barrett, natural heel that's very fluent on the mic.
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ParaDime77 wrote:
ozzyrulz777 wrote:Ziggler sucks. Ryback sucks. Barrett sucks. End of story.
You sir are incorrect about 2 out of the 3 names mentioned.

Ziggler is the next huge star, I still pray to God that they dump Vickie Guerrero and pair Ziggler with Ric Flair when he returns. The guy is an unbelievable talent.

Ryback is just another juice monkey that's a flavor of the week.

I like Wade Barrett, natural heel that's very fluent on the mic.
I'd love to see Ziggler get paired up with Flair...and Barrett get paired up with Regal. That's one that I haven't seen mentioned, and it would totally work.
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ozzyrulz777 wrote:Ziggler sucks. Ryback sucks. Barrett sucks. End of story.
you're just saying that because you're a mark.
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So I guess they did not want to let James Storm win the BFG Series.
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ozzyrulz777 wrote:So I guess they did not want to let James Storm win the BFG Series.
Or Bully Ray, either.
Just give us Jeff Hardy again. Awful.
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Here is why I don't believe in Ryback
1. He is ugly
2. His singlet looks like shit
3. Whatever that stuff he is doing with his arm when he is shouting feed me more looks stupid

Being sloppy has nothing to do with it. Goldberg was sloppy too and he had the biggest momentum of all time. I don't think Ryback will be the next Goldberg.
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Dolf Ziggler (God, how I hate that name) is probably the best "young" talent on the WWE roster right now. Has all the in ring skills to be a great one, and what pisses me off, he shows good enough mic skills that he doesn't need Screech Gurrero as a mouthpiece. Let the dude talk!

I actually like HHH's role now. Come out a couple times a year, get a pop, cut a promo and leave.

I kinda like Shamus as a face, and I really like that they put the Texas Cloverleaf into his skill set. I would like to see them write him in a bit more temper, more of a sarcastic nasty streak.

Heyman W/ Punk could work in small doses. Perhaps Punk refering to Heyman's advice from time to time, and Hayman dropping Punk's name once in a while. Punk definately does NOT need a mouthpiece.

The return of Ric Flair could have a HUGE effect on the E. IF he can behave himself, and IF creative would give him the right role he could single handedly bring back managers to the E.

Wade Barret has all the tools there to be an EPIC heel. He just seems to be lacking something in the ring. He just seems too plodding to me. Exellent on the mic, but still just a little short in the ring.
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nakedmadman wrote:Dolf Ziggler (God, how I hate that name) is probably the best "young" talent on the WWE roster right now. Has all the in ring skills to be a great one, and what pisses me off, he shows good enough mic skills that he doesn't need Screech Gurrero as a mouthpiece. Let the dude talk!
Really. Here you have this dude who comes in with a pink sweater and shakes his ass. Yea he is the future of the WWE.

Shawn Michaels could pull that off and still look cool. He didn't need someone to scream excuse me for him.
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FullDJacket wrote:Here is why I don't believe in Ryback
1. He is ugly
2. His singlet looks like shit
3. Whatever that stuff he is doing with his arm when he is shouting feed me more looks stupid

Being sloppy has nothing to do with it. Goldberg was sloppy too and he had the biggest momentum of all time. I don't think Ryback will be the next Goldberg.
Goldberg had a schtick that worked, and worked well. Even if his ring skills were bland at best, his mic skills and persona pulled the weight. Skip Ryback sounds like the conversation at creative went something like....

"So Skip Sheffield is damn near ready to come back, now what"

"Damn, I hate that name. We need to come up with something NOT so porn star-ish...."

"How about..."

"Hell no! You keep your mouth shut! I've still not forgotten it was YOU who came up with Dolf Ziggler!"

"Ok, let's go with a one namer. That usually works"

" What was Steven Segal's name in those movies where he was a SEAL? He was a badass there..."

"Um....<checks computer> Casey Ryback"

"Ryback. Yeah, that works! Ok. Now we need a persona"

Well he's big and he's bald, let's go with a Goldberg thing"

"Good start, but it's a bit obvious. How about if we plug in the Goldberg thing and then get him to spout off random dumb shit like the old Ultimate Warrior gimmick? That should work, and it'd be something new!"

"Sounds great boss, we'll get right to work on it"
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FullDJacket wrote:
nakedmadman wrote:Dolf Ziggler (God, how I hate that name) is probably the best "young" talent on the WWE roster right now. Has all the in ring skills to be a great one, and what pisses me off, he shows good enough mic skills that he doesn't need Screech Gurrero as a mouthpiece. Let the dude talk!
Really. Here you have this dude who comes in with a pink sweater and shakes his ass. Yea he is the future of the WWE.

Shawn Michaels could pull that off and still look cool. He didn't need someone to scream excuse me for him.
You seem to forget, while Shawn was pulling that EXACT gimmick off (although it was hearts and not pink t-shirts) he had Scary Shari fronting for HIM. The difference is, Shari new when to shut up and let him work, they can't seem to get away from Vicki's screeching=heel heat.
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Jerry Lawler just collapsed during the Kane/Daniel Bryan vs. The Prime Time Players. Wonder what is going on.
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They said they were doing CPR...this is not good. Not good at all
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Michael Cole said he's stable and breathing on his own and being prepped for a CTscan of his chest
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wow! that city almost became super famous again
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why was bret wearing a blazer?

no leather? collared shirt? dry hair?
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Snoring respirations are not a good sign. The fact the medical staff were right there may give him a fighting chance. I would guess he had a heart attack. I had it on at work, but we can't have the sound on in the 911 center, but a friend posted that you could hear Jerry gasping for air as Cole tried to help. Horrible situation. Also, to the retards on the net thinking this is a work..I hope they are just trolling and not that stupid
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Good ears! Yep, he says something about the match, then you can hear the snoring. You can also tell Cole knows something is seriously wrong, as does the crowd. You also can tell they kept chang ing the camera angle more that normal.

AEDs/defribulators can save lives when used within the first ten minutes of a heart attack. I hope Jerry is one of those folks.
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Completely sympathize with Lawler. I fall asleep almost every time the Prime Time Players are in a match.






All hilarity aside, I hope he has a speedy recovery.
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DOWN2WHISKEY wrote:...Smith Hart is claiming he was clinically dead for 20 minutes and was shocked back w/ a defibrillator!!!


http://youtu.be/GF7MhQSElp8
If Smith Hart really said that, Smith Hart is an idiot. I'm no doctor, but I'm quite sure that the brain without oxygen for more than a few minutes is severely, irreparably damaged.
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I live in Montreal and this is big news here. A lot of debate over whether the show should have continued or not. Apparently WWE officials didn't want them working on Lawler at ringside, but I suupose that's heresay, though not surprising.

Lawler has apparently had surgery for a blocked artery and is "stable" - haven't heard more than that.
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Little better sound on this one. You can see him slump over about 30 seconds in..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifl3LYuqQMU
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