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Tom Brady is fucking slow.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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J-E-T-S

D-O-N-E

Their offense is terrible.

Their Revis not playing is terrible.

Tebow is terrible.

Sanchez is terrible.
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johnk5150 wrote:Tom Brady is fucking slow.
That team is starting to look old.
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*edit*


Five TDs in 12 minutes for the Pats.
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bane wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Tom Brady is fucking slow.
That team is starting to look old.
2nd half of that game looked like a mob hit.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Can announcers stop saying on plays where the receiver and db have a shot at the ball that it was almost/nearly intercepted? It was just as nearly caught as well.

Just say incomplete.
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My man Johnny Hekker (punter for the Rams) with the TD pass, today.

Is that more than Sanchise?

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RG fuckin three man.

75 percent for 320 yards are you kidding me?

Over 70 percent completion as a rookie?!

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RGIII is well on his way to being the best QB in this year's draft. Clutch gene is huge.
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bigbuttskinner wrote:RGIII is well on his way to being the best QB in this year's draft. Clutch gene is huge.
What were the Colts thinking?

It ain't 1998 anymore. You don't get big dumb white guys who can't move if you want to make it in this league.
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It was nice to be able to watch games that were decided by the players. The two games I watched had very few flags and it looked like the refs got the major calls correct.
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Arizona is 4-0. Think about that for a minute.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:Arizona is 4-0. Think about that for a minute.

That's deep. The Sun Devils?
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johnk5150 wrote:The Lions stink.

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johnk5150 wrote:Tom Brady is fucking slow.
:lol: Brady is slow? Last year after Vince Wilfork had one of his interceptions and returned it I don't know how many yards, he was asked if he was faster than Brady and he laughed. Of course he is.
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Crazy Levi wrote:RG fuckin three man.

75 percent for 320 yards are you kidding me?

Over 70 percent completion as a rookie?!

FUTURE MVP AND HALL OF FAMER
Can you believe the Skins didn't blow a high draft pick?
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Redman77 wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:The Lions stink.

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Did you see the drive where Stafford hit 3 different receivers in the hands for incompletions? If I paid to see that game I'd want my money back.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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bane wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Tom Brady is fucking slow.
That team is starting to look old.
Um.. they're the 9th youngest team in the NFL.
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WTF wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Tom Brady is fucking slow.
:lol: Brady is slow? Last year after Vince Wilfork had one of his interceptions and returned it I don't know how many yards, he was asked if he was faster than Brady and he laughed. Of course he is.
Is he adopted? His mom is white. His dad must have been Seal.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Redman77 wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:The Lions stink.

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Did you see the drive where Stafford hit 3 different receivers in the hands for incompletions? If I paid to see that game I'd want my money back.

Yes, I did. With the In-laws. Minnesota fans. Good thing for beer.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
WTF wrote:Image
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The next thing he said was 'watch this' before taking the field. What did they score in the fourth? 35?
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johnk5150 wrote:
Redman77 wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:The Lions stink.

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Did you see the drive where Stafford hit 3 different receivers in the hands for incompletions? If I paid to see that game I'd want my money back.
Yep, the Vikes young secondary had Megatron thinking about getting nailed. They has that freak alligator arming it the whole second half. he wanted nothing to do with the ball.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
WTF wrote:Image
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He wasn't happy that the refs reviewed his touchdown "run".
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Colts head coach Chuck Pagano diagnosed with Leukemia. Damn.
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Yeah that sucks.

Who's gonna coach in his absence?

They should bring in P13. He knows football.
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What does 'manageable' leukemia mean?

Fucking cancer.
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johnk5150 wrote:What does 'manageable' leukemia mean?

Fucking cancer.
Guarded optimism and a more "treatable" version.

Adam Yauch was telling everyone his cancer was manageable and that didn't turn out so well. Hope this is different.
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WTF wrote:
He wasn't happy that the refs reviewed his touchdown "run".
They review every scoring play now.
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