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Unless Greg has "poizond13" copywritten, he hasn't got a lap to sit on..

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You're out of order! The Mod's out of order! The whole NFL is out of order!
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Stoner wrote:Twenty bucks says P13's lawyer is his dad - not even kidding about this.

It would certainly explain The_Corvette.
The thing that gets me with The_internet_legal_threat is how could someone possibly present this to a lawyer? I mean, unless you are Donald Trump and you do this kind of thing every day, how would someone go about calling a lawyer and go about making this kind of thing a reality?

Even LAWYERS have to laugh stuff out of their office sometimes, right?

How does it start?

Gregg:

"Ok...well, I'm on this internet message board..."

"Ok, well the mod on this internet message board wants to give my identity to someone else..."

"OK...so I had this bet on the internet about a sig. It's this thing that appears after my posts..."

Lawyer:

"Shelia...cancel my three o'clock. I have a serious case here."

:lol:
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Crazy Levi wrote:
poizond13 wrote:HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Levy, you butthurt bitch. Pissed that your "plan" failed and no one gives a fuck about your failed sig, so you egg on your boyfriend to come to your rescue?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yep. That's pretty much how it went down.

Seems like it worked too, seeing as how you have just melted down in historic fashion. Let's just say "Plan B" turned out to be a rousing success.
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Playin both sides of the fence I see. :lol:
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Holy crap. Great work, Levi.
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Crazy Levi wrote:[

Lawyer:

"Shelia...cancel my three o'clock. I have a serious case here."
or,

"Sheila, you know that fart I had scheduled at 4? could u move it up to now?"
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Jesus. That was motherfucking awesome!
The only thing that sucks is that little ginger faggot claiming to be the biggest legend in Sludge History. We all know thats Iggy. Maybe the biggest welching, man-lap sitting, bitch BOY in the history of Sludge, but certainly no legend.

Great work, Levi. Stellar, in fact.
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poizond13 wrote:You do own the name on sludge, but you don't own the right to have others masquerade as me and defame me.
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I wouldn't be surprised at all if the lil bitch is lurking right now.
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eddie lee roth wrote:I wouldn't be surprised at all if the lil bitch is lurking right now.
Of course he is. I mean, he wants to see what's going on, but can't possibly subject himself to the humiliation of an appearance. I'd be doing the same if I were in his shoes.
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eddie lee roth wrote:I wouldn't be surprised at all if the lil bitch is lurking right now.
All the more reason to keep this thread going.

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I don't think you people know how hard it was to sit on that for a week.

I kept wondering, "Why doesn't DT go after him?"

DT...Like the guy in Dirty Harry....I gots ta know.

Did you completely forget about this?
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honestly It was fun enough watching him trying to squirm out of your sig, I completley forgot that I actaully had something riding on it as well until yesterday when you posted him gloating from the past about getting to make 2 sigs, then I was like "that's right".
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That little fucker must hide his login status. His 'last visited' on his profile says "-"... it doesn't show!
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SeniorGrande wrote:That little fucker must hide his login status. His 'last visited' on his profile says "-"... it doesn't show!
He can't hide from the mod, can he?
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Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:
SeniorGrande wrote:That little fucker must hide his login status. His 'last visited' on his profile says "-"... it doesn't show!
He can't hide from the mod, can he?
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Take ur strong shit and shove it up ur ass!!!!
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poizond13 wrote:
Losing this bet is turning into a major WIN for me. :lol:
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No he can't hide from me, but oddly enough he seems to be sporting both sigs as per the terms of the bet.

Now I didn't put them in there, so he must have come around.

Who woulda thunk it?
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