Official Brazil 2014 FIFA World Cup Football Thread

[Tenacious_Dio]

FIFA have come down hard on Uruguayan striker Luis Suarez after he was found guilty of biting Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini.

Suarez, 27, has been handed a nine-game ban by soccer’s world governing body and has also been banned for four months from all soccer-related activity. Suarez has also been fined $111,000 for his actions and FIFA has imposed a stadium ban on him.

The Uruguayan star will now miss the rest of the World Cup and will not be able to play in the Premier League for Liverpool, or anywhere else in the world for that matter, until the end of October 2014 at the earliest.

This ban, although very severe, could have been even worse for Suarez as the maximum sentence for his actions was a 24-month ban under FIFA regulations.

In the coming hours we will find out if Suarez and the Uruguayan FA will appeal against the hefty ban.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Good for Columbia. Hard to imagine them not advancing to the quarter-finals now.

I'll hold you responsible if Germany loses now.

I'll dry my guilt-induced tears with the $1150 I'll have won.

That's a lot of money. Who did you bribe? Is it Mertesacker? I bet it's Merte. He owes his whole international career to Klinsmann, it all checks out.

[MickeyG]

He ain't getting much love on the Liverpool forums. There was talk Barca was putting in a bid. After this, who would want him. He is so volatile.


At least it deflects away as to how piss poor England were again.

Have you ever been to RAWK (Redandwhitekop) forums, Jelly? That's where most of the Liverpool nutters hang out.

[jellyheadrobertson]

He ain't getting much love on the Liverpool forums. There was talk Barca was putting in a bid. After this, who would want him. He is so volatile.


At least it deflects away as to how piss poor England were again.

Have you ever been to RAWK (Redandwhitekop) forums, Jelly? That's where most of the Liverpool nutters hang out.

Nah, I will check it out though.Boggles the mind how people can defend him. He misses more games for LFC than Uruguay.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Please somebody claim again this is a game between two teams that desperately want to win...

[caroline]

It wasn't the most exciting match ever, but they both advance, so I'm happy.

[alecjonsludge]

No way the Ghanian goaltender didn't muff that on purpose.

[Mongo]

Please somebody claim again this is a game between two teams that desperately want to win...

That was like watching 2 teams that didn't give a fuck.
Dumb passes. Throwing the ball in to a guy with 3 Germans on him.

Pussy kicking the ball to your own player so it could be taken by a German player.

Buncha patsy fucking soccer.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Goddamn fucking cunt shit! Weak Brazil wins through penalties...

[MickeyG]

Now that Chile are out, Woodward can focus on signing Vidal and Sanchez!

[AcillateM]

Fuck i was going for Chile.... fuck Brazil!

[MickeyG]

I bet Woodward had Van Gaals plane ticket booked for a flight back to Manchester and then Wesley scored.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Fucking hell. Guess the pleasant surprise phase is officially over.

[caroline]

It's all about the drama!

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

There's nothing dramatic about Robben being Robben and pulling his usual shit.

[pieceofme]

Fuck i was going for Chile.... fuck Brazil!

Fuck Brazil indeed.

Bunch of arrogant and self entitled wankers.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

That turned out to be a surprisingly exciting game, not counting the awful first half. Can't call either team more deserving, penalties seems almost like a fair conclusion.

[demolition23]

That Brazil/Chile game had the worst collection of haircuts and tattoos I've seen this side of an Avenged Sevenfold video.

[AcillateM]

Hail to the King!!!

[johnk5150]

I would love this game if not for the flopping .

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

This round is such a buzzkill so far. Nigeria looked almost dominant against motherfucking France until the last 15 minutes or so, but of course that would have been too much to ask. I'm almost rooting for Algeria now. Better give them some achievement and momentum instead of being kicked out by les bleus or Brazil, ugh.

I would love this game if not for the flopping .

Do you mean diving to cheat, or just the fact people don't stay up when they get their feet kicked out from under them while sprinting?

[johnk5150]

I would love this game if not for the flopping .

Do you mean diving to cheat, or just the fact people don't stay up when they get their feet kicked out from under them while sprinting?

You know what I mean. The human can opener mechanic after minimal contact will never win over the American football fan.

Oh my ankle! I'm dying. I'll be fine in 30 seconds. It makes Paul Pierce look like Superman.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Looks like I might just get my wish. That could actually be the worst game I've seen from Germany in at least a decade. Put in four more strikers next time, since Neuer seems to be the only defender on the pitch who's worth a shit anyway.

[MickeyG]

How the fuck have Germany not scored?

[Mongo]

If you don't hear a whistle, Get the Fuck Up!

Jesus. The German wanted a penalty, you didn't get it, now get off your ass and help the team.

And what the fuck was that tripping before the gall shit?

I thought Germany was better than this.

[MickeyG]

Finally from Schurrle.

[Mongo]

Germany knows how to finish a game.

Their fans must have been on pins and needles.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Holy shit, what a clusterfuck. I sort of hope Mustafi got hurt badly, so maybe they'll keep Lahm on the right where he belongs. I also hope Hummels will recover for the next game so he can reclaim his position that Neuer filled today, who's actually needed in the goal. Otherwise no chance versus France.

And what the fuck was that tripping before the gall shit?

All planned to suprise the Algerian defenders, no doubt.

[pieceofme]

I would love this game if not for the flopping .

Just read an article about that:

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/28100892

[Mongo]

I would love this game if not for the flopping .

Just read an article about that:

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/28100892

That was an excellent article. The flopping is what pisses me off. A player goes down with that fake shit, no whistle sounds and instead of getting the fuck up and helping, he is still trying to sell his "injury".