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I'm interested to see what Pittsburgh and the NFL do with Blount.
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Pats trade Mankins to Tampa for Wright and a 4th round pick.
Pats seemed reasonably strong in most areas except for offensive line. While they helped the TE depth, Brady might not have much time to get the ball to anyone.
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Jax Jags are offering anybody who purchases season tickets
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Instead of paying approximately $59.99 for this permit, with the purchase of Jags season tickets the price is reduced 50%.

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Josh Gordon suspended for 2014 season
Gordon released the following statement on his suspension, via the NFLPA:

"I'd like to apologize to my teammates, coaches, the Cleveland Browns organization and our fans. I am very disappointed that the NFL and its hearing office didn't exercise better discretion and judgment in my case. I would like to sincerely thank the people who have been incredibly supportive of me during this challenging time, including my family, my agent, my union, my legal team, and the Cleveland Browns staff."


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Machado wrote:Goodell backed himself into a corner with the absurd
2 game suspension of Ray Rice.

The league or Roger has not yet announced the
49ers, Aldon Smith suspension.

If the reports are true, Aldon will get 6-8 games, but good old
Ray receives only 2 games for abusing his wife.

America
What a country
Aldon should be one strike away from being gone for fucking good. How many fuck ups for that guy? not defending Goodell or Rice but did Rice have DUI's, at the scene of a shooting, busted with assault weapons, claiming He has a bomb at an airport etc. That guy is batshit crazy and should probably be tied to a bed somewhere.
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dtmfs wrote:
Machado wrote:Goodell backed himself into a corner with the absurd
2 game suspension of Ray Rice.

The league or Roger has not yet announced the
49ers, Aldon Smith suspension.

If the reports are true, Aldon will get 6-8 games, but good old
Ray receives only 2 games for abusing his wife.

America
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Aldon should be one strike away from being gone for fucking good. How many fuck ups for that guy? not defending Goodell or Rice but did Rice have DUI's, at the scene of a shooting, busted with assault weapons, claiming He has a bomb at an airport etc. That guy is batshit crazy and should probably be tied to a bed somewhere.
49ers media has said over and over the team is prepared to miss
Aldon for 6-8 games.
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Machado wrote:49ers media has said over and over the team is prepared to miss
Aldon for 6-8 games.

8 games isn't shit for the track record that fuckhead has. They'll ban him for a year when He actually kills someone.
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dtmfs wrote:
Machado wrote:49ers media has said over and over the team is prepared to miss
Aldon for 6-8 games.

8 games isn't shit for the track record that fuckhead has. They'll ban him for a year when He actually kills someone.
9 game suspension.

Once again Ray Rice is laughing his ass off for only getting 2 games.

If Roger keeps up this pace, he will be the worst pro sports commish since
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I'm fucking tired of all this constant no stop up to the minute Ram's over coverage. It's fucking gay....Like a Fag Ticker across the bottom.

They play it like he's an underdog, is being gay a handicap now? I don't give a shit if he's gay but they play it up like he's Terry Fox. He's got some game, seems like a good guy, hope he makes it......But cum on already.

I thought Jeff Garcia got us past all this.
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UtahRatt wrote:I'm fucking tired of all this constant no stop up to the minute Ram's over coverage. It's fucking gay....Like a Fag Ticker across the bottom.

They play it like he's an underdog, is being gay a handicap now? I don't give a shit if he's gay but they play it up like he's Terry Fox. He's got some game, seems like a good guy, hope he makes it......But cum on already.

I thought Jeff Garcia got us past all this.
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One thing I observed this preseason that I wasn't really aware of and no Clevelander would've predicted this in 2008 - Derek Anderson is still in the NFL and is always one play away from starting. Brady Quinn is out of the league and into the broadcast booth.
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Mongo wrote:I'm interested to see what Pittsburgh and the NFL do with Blount.
Pittsburgh aren't doing anything, the NFL who knows.
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UtahRatt wrote:I'm fucking tired of all this constant no stop up to the minute Ram's over coverage. It's fucking gay....Like a Fag Ticker across the bottom.

They play it like he's an underdog, is being gay a handicap now? I don't give a shit if he's gay but they play it up like he's Terry Fox. He's got some game, seems like a good guy, hope he makes it......But cum on already.

I thought Aaron Rodgers got us past all this.
FYP. And before anybody cums in here trying to give me a tongue lashing I don't mean that in a derogatory way or any way actually.

What he does off the field I could care less on the field he's one of the best if not the best QB playing today.

So it might shut a lot of this NFL as a soap opera shit up if he were to cum out.
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Please not like we don't hear enough about the Packers now. Might as well stop the season and give them Superbowl rings now if that were to happen.
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S.F. 49'er DT Ray McDonald got arrested for domestic violence last night.

They keep this shit up their defense will be on par with Dallas.
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eddie lee roth wrote:S.F. 49'er DT Ray McDonald got arrested for domestic violence last night.

They keep this shit up their defense will be on par with Dallas.

Shit, this keeps up, Dallas may have a shot at a win opening day. LOL..


C'mon Frisco.. Someone else get arrested.. Pronto..
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UtahRatt wrote:I'm fucking tired of all this constant no stop up to the minute Ram's over coverage. It's fucking gay....Like a Fag Ticker across the bottom.

They play it like he's an underdog, is being gay a handicap now? I don't give a shit if he's gay but they play it up like he's Terry Fox. He's got some game, seems like a good guy, hope he makes it......But cum on already.

I thought Jeff Garcia got us past all this.
Jeff Garcia, hahaha!!

Anyway, the Michael Sam story was old before the 2nd pre-season game.
If the kid is good enough to play in the NFL, then fine. Has nothing to do with his sexual preference.
The media fails to mention the kid was a 7th round pick. The final round of the NFL draft.
The media fooled the public into believing the kid was a great player coming out of college, a great fit on the Rams, etc.....

I don't feel bad he did not make a team. He's not good enough. Plain & simple.
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Machado wrote: The media fails to mention the kid was a 7th round pick. The final round of the NFL draft.

They mention it in EVERY FUCKING ARTICLE.

My god you are fucking stupid.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote: The media fails to mention the kid was a 7th round pick. The final round of the NFL draft.

They mention it in EVERY FUCKING ARTICLE.

My god you are fucking stupid.

Fuck off.
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Machado wrote: Fuck off.
Go learn how to slide properly!
What the media fails to mention is that RG3 can't slide properly or avoid hits.

The media also fails to mention that there is a Redskins name controversy.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote: Fuck off.
Go learn how to slide properly!
What the media fails to mention is that RG3 can't slide properly or avoid hits.

The media also fails to mention that there is a Redskins name controversy.
Your act is old & tired.
Turn the page

Do something, anything that is actually interesting for the newest
football season.
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Machado wrote: Do something, anything that is actually interesting for the newest
football season.
Defying the odds, calling you out on your endless retardation remains interesting.

On the real though...how do you continue to type sentences as breathtakingly stupid as "the media fails to mention Michael Sam is a 7th round draft pick" when they in fact mention that in every single story?

Why would you say something like that if you aren't completely clueless? Is it a joke I'm missing?
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote: Do something, anything that is actually interesting for the newest
football season.
Defying the odds, calling you out on your endless retardation remains interesting.

On the real though...how do you continue to type sentences as breathtakingly stupid as "the media fails to mention Michael Sam is a 7th round draft pick" when they in fact mention that in every single story?

Why would you say something like that if you aren't completely clueless? Is it a joke I'm missing?
Congrats. You should be honored to have read every single story the media wrote about Sam & that the story included when he was drafted.
You are special.
ENJOY!!!!
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Mongo wrote:I'm interested to see what Pittsburgh and the NFL do with Blount.

me too - as i am stuck with him on my fantasy team...
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote: Do something, anything that is actually interesting for the newest
football season.
Defying the odds, calling you out on your endless retardation remains interesting.

On the real though...how do you continue to type sentences as breathtakingly stupid as "the media fails to mention Michael Sam is a 7th round draft pick" when they in fact mention that in every single story?

Why would you say something like that if you aren't completely clueless? Is it a joke I'm missing?
Every single thread Machado posts in contains an atomic bomb of stupidity. It's not a joke, the guy is THAT DUMB.
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Machado wrote:
Jeff Garcia, hahaha!!

Anyway, the Michael Sam story was old before the 2nd pre-season game.
If the kid is good enough to play in the NFL, then fine. Has nothing to do with his sexual preference.
The media fails to mention the kid was a 7th round pick. The final round of the NFL draft.
The media fooled the public into believing the kid was a great player coming out of college, a great fit on the Rams, etc.....

I don't feel bad he did not make a team. He's not good enough. Plain & simple.

And, with that said.. If Sam passes a physical, he will possibly be signed to Dallas's Practice Squad. LOL
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Bludegeon wrote:
Machado wrote:
Jeff Garcia, hahaha!!

Anyway, the Michael Sam story was old before the 2nd pre-season game.
If the kid is good enough to play in the NFL, then fine. Has nothing to do with his sexual preference.
The media fails to mention the kid was a 7th round pick. The final round of the NFL draft.
The media fooled the public into believing the kid was a great player coming out of college, a great fit on the Rams, etc.....

I don't feel bad he did not make a team. He's not good enough. Plain & simple.

And, with that said.. If Sam passes a physical, he will possibly be signed to Dallas's Practice Squad. LOL
Terrific. If the kid can play and fill a need, does his sexuality or draft status matter much?
Dallas defense needs all the help it can get.

One good thing the NFL did this year was increase the practice squad
from 8-10. Why that wasn't done years ago is ridiculous.
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Signing with the Cowboys is a perfect fit for Sam. He will be with an entire team of men who suck!
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Machado wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:
Machado wrote:
Jeff Garcia, hahaha!!

Anyway, the Michael Sam story was old before the 2nd pre-season game.
If the kid is good enough to play in the NFL, then fine. Has nothing to do with his sexual preference.
The media fails to mention the kid was a 7th round pick. The final round of the NFL draft.
The media fooled the public into believing the kid was a great player coming out of college, a great fit on the Rams, etc.....

I don't feel bad he did not make a team. He's not good enough. Plain & simple.

And, with that said.. If Sam passes a physical, he will possibly be signed to Dallas's Practice Squad. LOL
Terrific. If the kid can play and fill a need, does his sexuality or draft status matter much?
Dallas defense needs all the help it can get.

One good thing the NFL did this year was increase the practice squad
from 8-10. Why that wasn't done years ago is ridiculous.
:lol:

So just like that Machado is now a Sam fanboy?!

What's next, Tebowmania in Machadoland?
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Machado wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:
Machado wrote:
Jeff Garcia, hahaha!!

Anyway, the Michael Sam story was old before the 2nd pre-season game.
If the kid is good enough to play in the NFL, then fine. Has nothing to do with his sexual preference.
The media fails to mention the kid was a 7th round pick. The final round of the NFL draft.
The media fooled the public into believing the kid was a great player coming out of college, a great fit on the Rams, etc.....

I don't feel bad he did not make a team. He's not good enough. Plain & simple.


And, with that said.. If Sam passes a physical, he will possibly be signed to Dallas's Practice Squad. LOL
Terrific. If the kid can play and fill a need, does his sexuality or draft status matter much?
Dallas defense needs all the help it can get.

One good thing the NFL did this year was increase the practice squad
from 8-10. Why that wasn't done years ago is ridiculous.

Didn't you just type that he wasn't good enough to make a roster?
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