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Machado wrote:And to add insult to injury, when the coaches show film to the players, the 2 offenders should be forced to re-enact the dance 1 more time for everybody in the room.
Kind of like every time you hit "Submit"?
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UtahRatt wrote:OMGOMGOMGOMG! DID YOU C DEZ TOO GUIES!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

If you ever played or wasn't a complete idiot you know the game didn't revolve around them. They was so pumped full of adrenalin they thought they finally won one. Clearly pointing out the closest you've been to this situation is on the couch with a bottle of lotion.

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LOL @ the picture and his excitement.
You certainly do have a vivid imagination. How can you defend those 2 players or come up with any excuse?
Are you a Raider fan? Please tell me you are. Everything about you would then make so much sense.
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Machado wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:OMGOMGOMGOMG! DID YOU C DEZ TOO GUIES!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

If you ever played or wasn't a complete idiot you know the game didn't revolve around them. They was so pumped full of adrenalin they thought they finally won one. Clearly pointing out the closest you've been to this situation is on the couch with a bottle of lotion.

Machado is like the Pet Rock of Sludge. A version that comes with batteries and vibrates around his cage.


LOL @ the picture and his excitement.
You certainly do have a vivid imagination. How can you defend those 2 players or come up with any excuse?
Are you a Raider fan? Please tell me you are. Everything about you would then make so much sense.
Because it had ZERO bearing on the play or the game except for a great fucking sack at a great time. Raiders called Timeout. So what, it cost them a meaningless time out? Big fucking deal.

Then you go full on retard posting pictures, links and jabbering on like it was Leon Lett's amazing fumble going into the end zone.
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UtahRatt wrote:
Machado wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:OMGOMGOMGOMG! DID YOU C DEZ TOO GUIES!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

If you ever played or wasn't a complete idiot you know the game didn't revolve around them. They was so pumped full of adrenalin they thought they finally won one. Clearly pointing out the closest you've been to this situation is on the couch with a bottle of lotion.

Machado is like the Pet Rock of Sludge. A version that comes with batteries and vibrates around his cage.


LOL @ the picture and his excitement.
You certainly do have a vivid imagination. How can you defend those 2 players or come up with any excuse?
Are you a Raider fan? Please tell me you are. Everything about you would then make so much sense.
Because it had ZERO bearing on the play or the game except for a great fucking sack at a great time. Raiders called Timeout. So what, it cost them a meaningless time out? Big fucking deal.

Then you go full on retard posting pictures, links and jabbering on like it was Leon Lett's amazing fumble going into the end zone.

I see what you did there and guess what-FAIL!

The only mentally retarded people around here are you and those 2 Raider players who were celebrating like they just won the SB.
You may approve of their actions, but that is not a surprise.
How can the celebration have ZERO bearing on the play?
Let's see there was a sack
Then the defense had to call TIMEOUT because their 2 players were
still celebrating about 15 yrs from the line of scrimmage
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http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2 ... or-so-long

Patience is growing thin in the nation's capitol with Robert Griffin III, as evidenced by the ongoing and very public saga between Redskins coach Jay Gruden and his franchise quarterback.

All of the pent-up frustration from the Redskins' 3-13 season a year ago and a disappointing 3-7 start this season came to a head last weekend after a 27-7 loss to Tampa Bay.


Both RGIII and his coach created headlines with their comments since the loss. As the week unfolded, the two sides have done some damage control and downplayed their respective comments. But Gruden got back to telling it like it is Friday during an interview with NFL.com's Albert Breer, echoing the sentiments from most outside observers who feel RGIII has been a bit spoiled during his short career.

"'His biggest thing, he's been coddled for so long," Gruden told Breer. "It's not a negative, he's just been so good, he just hasn't had a lot of negative publicity. Everybody's loved him. Some adversity is striking hard at him now, and how he reacts to that off the field, his mental state of mind, how it affects his confidence, hopefully it's not in a negative way. I read Drew Brees said after a couple interceptions, 'I'm never gonna lose confidence, I'm gonna come out firing all the time.'"

Gruden went on to shed some light on the reality of Griffin's future with the Redskins, adding this matter-of-fact remark:

"He's auditioned long enough. Clock's ticking. He's gotta play," Gruden said. "We want Robert to excel, we really do. But the last two games, it hasn't been very good, anywhere. We gotta play better around him. And the biggest thing for us as play-callers, and for him, we just have to come together and jell with plays he's comfortable with. That takes time. But we don't have a lot of time."

Griffin, with one more season left on his rookie deal, hasn't been the same player who was named offensive rookie of the year in 2012, throwing for 763 yards and just two touchdowns, completing 61 percent of his passes in four starts this season. He missed six games with a injury after sitting out all of last season.

After Sunday's loss to Tampa, RGIII took some perceived tongue-in-cheek shots at his teammates.

"It takes 11 men," Griffin said. "If you want to look at the good teams in this league and the great quarterbacks, the Peytons (Manning) and the Aaron Rodgers, those guys don't play well if their guys don't play well."

Griffin didn't exactly light up the scoreboard himself, so many took issue with the comments, including Gruden, who was appropriately critical of RGIII after the loss.

"His footwork was below average," Gruden said after the game. "He took three-step drops when he should have taken five. He took a one-step drop when he should have taken three, on a couple occasions, and that can't happen. He stepped up when he didn't have to step up, and he stepped into pressure. He read the wrong side of the field a couple times.

"So, from his basic performance, just critiquing Robert, it's not even close to being good enough to what we expect from the quarterback position."

Since Washington traded three first-round picks and another second-rounder to draft RGIII in 2012, expectations have been increasingly high.
3 first round picks for a bust at the franchise position-WOW! Even Al Davis can't help but laugh and that man is deceased
Injuries have been a big factor, but if he doesn't rediscover or redefine himself quick, you've got to wonder how quickly the tumult will mount inside an already-struggling locker room.
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Machado wrote:I see what you did there and guess what-FAIL!

The only mentally retarded people around here are you and those 2 Raider players who were celebrating like they just won the SB.
You may approve of their actions, but that is not a surprise.
How can the celebration have ZERO bearing on the play?
Let's see there was a sack
Then the defense had to call TIMEOUT because their 2 players were
still celebrating about 15 yrs from the line of scrimmage
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Did that huge sack change the game? Yes.
Did their stupid dance change the outcome? No.

The sack helped sealed the fate, the celebrating was a total lack of awareness but did it change anything? Fuck no it didn't because the sack was the key factor in killing their momentum and destroying the drive. Call a time out, call two.....Game over.

Did Leon Lett's amazingly self absorbing stupid celebration fumble going into the end zone have a factor on the game? NO. But was it a hell of a lot more embarrassingly funny. Yes.
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Machoado makes me want to punch kittens. I have no idea what he was trying to accomplish by posting that article about the Skins.
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Machado is turning into P-13 right before our eyes.
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Machado has officially turned into a malfunctioning bonedog/M13 hybrid who's only limpwristed rebuttal is "nuh uh yer stupid!" A witless, unfunny, spastic, dumb ass living in denial. He's finally gone full retard, Machado makes HMZ look like a Mensa member. They'd make a great tag team, Night At the Dingleberry.

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Gritt wrote:Machoado makes me want to punch kittens. I have no idea what he was trying to accomplish by posting that article about the Skins.
Every time M13 gets slammed in the face he reaches till his arms fall off trying to change the subject. Machado is either off his meds or he's doubled up his estrogen pills.
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speaking of dunces, fools and idiots, aren't the cowboys bringing back the NFL version of vince neil?
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dtmfs wrote:speaking of dunces, fools and idiots, aren't the cowboys bringing back the NFL version of vince neil?
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:lol: that was a pretty damn good impression.
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But, But,,

Brent will be playing to "Honor" the man he killed.. lol


Should've "honored" him by not driving asshole.

But, as moronic as Mach can be.. I can see where he is coming from as a Cowboys fan and posting the article. The moronic stupid Front office of the skins is more moronic than Dallas's FO...

THREE PICKS GONE, for nothing..

LOVING IT.
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Bludegeon wrote:But, as moronic as Mach can be.. I can see where he is coming from as a Cowboys fan and posting the article. The moronic stupid Front office of the skins is more moronic than Dallas's FO...

THREE PICKS GONE, for nothing..

LOVING IT.
I don't think anyone would disagree with you on that, hard to believe he had one of the best rookie seasons ever and is already now a shell of his former self, He's young and I'd personally love to see him get back to form, but it's not looking good.
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No it's not.

And they traded Four picks for him, not three.
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Vince Young JR. At least they have a rookie wage scale now so you don't have to spend some crazy amount of money on somebody who hasn't played one down in the NFL.
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Facedown wrote:Pats bring back Blount.
And he scores 2 touchdowns a week after leaving Pittsburgh. No Way Uncle Tomlin and Ball Boy Haley were the problem.
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AliceManson wrote:
Facedown wrote:Pats bring back Blount.
And he scores 2 touchdowns a week after leaving Pittsburgh. No Way Uncle Tomlin and Ball Boy Haley were the problem.
The problem is walking away from the game while it's still being played. That was a total bitch move to pull on the team and he knows it.

He'll either straighten his ass up or be out of the league if he keeps pulling that shit.
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It's official. I'm done with RG3. It's time to pull the plug on this and abort.
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eddie lee roth wrote: The problem is walking away from the game while it's still being played. That was a total bitch move to pull on the team and he knows it.

He'll either straighten his ass up or be out of the league if he keeps pulling that shit.
Why would he do this with Tomlin, but not dare to think about a move under Belichick's eye? Tomlin has zero control over his team on or off the field. But he knows it doesn't matter. He will never be fired, even if he misses the playoffs yet again and then goes 2-14 next season.
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Whelp, the Browns failed to give that game away. The division is really heating up now.
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Dallas played a great game, Homo was solid as usual and over came high obstacles to beat the mighty Giants. Dez will all his big talent came through, no one can stop him! Tony only fumbled once instead of tossing int's. Both lines played great and the D stepped up and was out played in first downs, 3rd down conversions, 400yds, time of possession and about every other catagory Dallas beat a better team in the Giants. Great win! Good Job guys! Lots of love!

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Nailed it.
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AliceManson wrote: Why would he do this with Tomlin, but not dare to think about a move under Belichick's eye?
Um hello he was kicked off the team under Tomlin explain to me how Belichick would of handled it any differently?
AliceManson wrote: Tomlin has zero control over his team on or off the field.
The Patriots have been called for more penalties than Pittsburgh. And please don't tell me how it's some conspiracy, cover up, look the other way BS about Big Ben that you're bringing up as far as off the field issues. Where is the court case? And Tomlin has yet to draft anybody that has killed somebody.
AliceManson wrote: But he knows it doesn't matter. He will never be fired, even if he misses the playoffs yet again and then goes 2-14 next season.
Pittsburgh has had a grand total of 3 head coaches in my lifetime that to me is a plus it signifies a team that has faith in their coaches and doesn't make any knee jerk reactions whenever things don't turn out just like they planned.

Chuck Noll - 12 playoff appearances, 4 time Super Bowl winner

Bill Cowher - Reached the playoffs 10 out of 15 years as head coach, 1 championship, 2 Super Bowl appearances

Mike Tomlin - 1 championship, 2 Super Bowl appearances, 4 playoff appearances out of 7 years as head coach

If you still want to argue about Tomlin or the Steelers than you're just nitpicking shit cause that's nothing to be ashamed about.
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Facedown wrote:NOW is when we can start talking about the possible Patriots demise as they head into this section of the schedule:

Bears
Broncos
Bye
COLTS!!!!
Lions
Packers
Chargers

Yikes.
8) I know the season isn't over and next weekend's game against the Packers at Lambeau is going to be tough, but....

Even though this didn't count:

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I haven't said anything about the Lions this season because they were looking like a real team and doing the things they were supposed to for the most part. I know it's dumb but I didn't want to jinx it. AND THEN... I know it's the Patriots, but at least they could have looked like they were trying out there. And since it is the Patriots and NFL fans worldwide will see the highlights, Raiola decides it is the perfect time to set their reputation even further back,
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Did you guys see that catch that the Giants Odell Beckham Jr made last night? That was one of the most bad-ass plays I've seen in a long time!!!
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sin wrote:I haven't said anything about the Lions this season because they were looking like a real team and doing the things they were supposed to for the most part. I know it's dumb but I didn't want to jinx it. AND THEN... I know it's the Patriots, but at least they could have looked like they were trying out there. And since it is the Patriots and NFL fans worldwide will see the highlights, Raiola decides it is the perfect time to set their reputation even further back,
Time for the second half swoon. Where the hell is the offense?
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