The NFL Thread

[Crazy Levi]

It's funny when RG3 gets hurt and people make fun of him.

But somehow when the laughs are going at Tony Romo's washed up ass and brittle bone structure, I start crying like a pussy

I'M A FUCKING HYPOCRITE!

Good point.

Hey Machado - I know they don't give out trophies for 5-6. But the cowboys are 3-8 and their season is over.

That's awesome!

I'll take first place in December over that.

[Gritt]

Romo led a drive in the first game of the season. He's the best ever!!!!!

Get back to me in January.

Took you long enough to arrive and douche up another thread

Nothing is ever good enough for you.
You whine like a bitch!

It's not even January and the Cowboys are done. Hahahahahahahaha

[Machado]

Romo led a drive in the first game of the season. He's the best ever!!!!!

Get back to me in January.

Took you long enough to arrive and douche up another thread

Nothing is ever good enough for you.
You whine like a bitch!

It's not even January and the Cowboys are done. Hahahahahahahaha

you are easily amused. loser!

which team will you be cheering for next week? because you seem to cheer for whichever team is doing well.

[Machado]

SUCK IT HATERS!!!

5-6!!!!

FIRST PLACE!!

fuck you Machado. Sorry I hurt your feelings, but you are a fucking moron who owns himself by being such a brain-dead Cowboys ball sucker. Seeya next week dipshit.

A grown man wrote that post

[Gritt]

Hey Matardo

Knock, knock
Who's there?
First place
First place who?

FIRST PLACE WASHINGTON REDSKINS!!!!

[Machado]

Hey Matardo

Knock, knock
Who's there?
First place
First place who?

FIRST PLACE WASHINGTON REDSKINS!!!!

are you still here? soon as the NY Giants are in 1st, you will be the first person here to brag about how you have a NY Giants sticker on your
lunchbox.

[Gritt]

What do Matardo and the Redskins have in common?

Absolutely nothing because the Skins are winners and in first place.

[Machado]

What do Matardo and the Redskins have in common?

Absolutely nothing because the Skins are winners and in first place.

When Levi fucks you in the ass later today, does he at
least yell out, "Omaha"

Gritt, you're not fooling anybody. Later tonight you will say
that NE or Den is your fave team. Tomorrow you might go far as
to say the Browns are.

You're a joke and your jokes are unfunny
2 time loser in my book.

I have never seen an adult celebrate this much after
week 12 in the football season. Not even the once upon a time
P13 had his pom poms on this tight compared to you

[Gritt]

Enjoy last place Matardo. I'm sure you're used to it after riding the yellow bus all these years.

First place REDSKINS!!!!!!

Hail to the Redskins
Hail victory
Braves on the warpath
Fight for old DC!!!!

[Crazy Levi]

Neversurrender ain't gonna like all this thread-shitting!

Speaking of which, where is that obese conspiracist?

The Vikings are very quietly putting together a pretty sweet fuckin season and he's got nothin to say? I haven't seen them play all season. Are they for real? Or have child-beater and company getting fat by taking a weak schedule to the whoopin room? What's up with those guys?

[Gritt]

Neversurrender ain't gonna like all this thread-shitting!

Speaking of which, where is that obese conspiracist?

The Vikings are very quietly putting together a pretty sweet fuckin season and he's got nothin to say? I haven't seen them play all season. Are they for real? Or have child-beater and company getting fat by taking a weak schedule to the whoopin room? What's up with those guys?

They're pretty decent. Peterson is definitely the reason they're rolling right now. Bridgewater is the modern day Troy Aikman. He does just enough to not lose the game for his far more talented teammates.

If only Dallas had a weak schedule and not a brutal first place schedule.

[Machado]

Gritt
I almost feel sorry for you that you continue to have zero knowledge
about the 1st place schedule in the NFL
Let's revisit that in 2016 ok there Paco

[dmbrocker]

BOOM!!! DOWN GO THE PATS!!!

[Peterbilt]

Chiefs have been on a roll.

[AliceManson]

BOOM!!! DOWN GO THE PATS!!!

Manning is the one who suffers, he will never start another game in Denver unless Osweiler gets hurt. I'm sure the 49ers would pay him big money, some team will be dumb enough to pay him big money next season.

[sin]

I disagree about the Vikings they haven't beaten a team with a winning record yet with the exception of the Chiefs and they didn't have a winning record when Minnesota beat them.

Now how about them Colts! At least if you are Manning you can admit you are old you've done it all etc... Andrew Luck should be losing his number one draft pick, Peyton Manning heir apparent starting job to a 39 year old has been who most likely would have preferred to stay taking naps on the bench.

[Crazy Levi]

BOOM!!! DOWN GO THE PATS!!!

Manning is the one who suffers, he will never start another game in Denver unless Osweiler gets hurt. I'm sure the 49ers would pay him big money, some team will be dumb enough to pay him big money next season.

I don't think so. Everybody knows he's finished he'll retire in January, no doubt about it.

His last chance at redemption for this season will come in the playoffs, if Brock either gets hurt or totally sucks and they bring Manning off the bench in desperation.

[Facedown]

Gronk.....

Please be o.k, Please be o.k, Please be o.k, Please be o.k, Please be o.k, Please be o.k

[AliceManson]

Gronk.....

Please be o.k, Please be o.k, Please be o.k, Please be o.k, Please be o.k, Please be o.k

According to deadspin, he is ok.

[Gritt]

Just a bruise for Gronk

[HADZ]

I disagree about the Vikings they haven't beaten a team with a winning record yet with the exception of the Chiefs and they didn't have a winning record when Minnesota beat them.



Now how about them Colts! At least if you are Manning you can admit you are old you've done it all etc... Andrew Luck should be losing his number one draft pick, Peyton Manning heir apparent starting job to a 39 year old has been who most likely would have preferred to stay taking naps on the bench.

...hmmm...The Falcons had a winning record before The Vikings beat them and still have one after they beat them...

[Machado]

Just a bruise for Gronk

Can't say the same for Jimmy Graham. Dude tore his Patella Tendon.
Out for the season

[Gritt]

Just a bruise for Gronk

Can't say the same for Jimmy Graham. Dude tore his Patella Tendon.
Out for the season

I'm not a Graham fan at all but I hate to see players get hurt like that.

[UtahRatt]

Chiefs have been on a roll.

Where's the bigger gif, man!!!!!! They deserve the bigger gif for turning it around! I was totally messing with ya on the gif thing, I liked it........

The Chiefs D has pulled it together making them a solid all around. I was really hoping the Bronco's would stumble but they're a deep, prepared and surrounded with good players.
Unlike Dallas, they can lose their QB and win because they have a good organization and coaching staff.

I can't see the Raiders pulling out the win vs KC but I'm crossing my fingers. Oakland just don't have a D, if the Raiders don't set up a good game plan, execute and make halftime adjustments they wont be able to stop the Chiefs. Same goes with their offense, they can't get the running game going but they can protect the pass rush. I'm not a fan of Jack Del Rio, I question his play calling. I picture KC out coaching Oakland and putting pressure on Carr.

If Oakland don't win I'd like to see KC make a run, get into the playoffs and do some damage.

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Neversurrender ain't gonna like all this thread-shitting!

Speaking of which, where is that obese conspiracist?

The Vikings are very quietly putting together a pretty sweet fuckin season and he's got nothin to say? I haven't seen them play all season. Are they for real? Or have child-beater and company getting fat by taking a weak schedule to the whoopin room? What's up with those guys?

They're pretty decent. Peterson is definitely the reason they're rolling right now. Bridgewater is the modern day Troy Aikman. He does just enough to not lose the game for his far more talented teammates.

If only Dallas had a weak schedule and not a brutal first place schedule.

Like Sin said they've played a lot of weak teams and squeaked out some wins but they're winning. They have a good defense combined with a child abusing rushing attack, it's a good combination to have. They're above average but they will hit a wall when it comes to the playoffs or facing a decent or hot team.

[Kamikaze_Russo]

Manning benched.

In the next week, we're going to get the... "Manning has an injury and might miss a week or two."

It gives them time to see what they got with Osweiler... and also allows Peyton time to rest his noodle arm.

If Brock lights the offense up, Manning's "injury" will then become a little more serious.

Osweiler will get "injured" right before the playoffs.

This will give Peyton the opportunity to choke again.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-foo ... ytime-soon

[LAglamrocker]

Broncos said Manning will be out two weeks, after next week Elway will have his old buddy tossing ints again

[Machado]

https://www.facebook.com/memes.of.the.n ... 363?_rdr=p

Great video from Browns fans POV as the Ravens block the kick and score the game winning TD.

[Crazy Levi]

Just read the Cowboys will not be putting QB Tony Romo on season ending IR because their hope is IF they make it to the playoffs that he'll be "healed" enough from the SEVENTH fracture of the same clavicle to start!

http://mweb.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-fo ... e-playoffs

It's like I've been saying...the entire Cowboys organization and most of their dipshit fans are in complete denial. Romo isn't only done this season, he's done forever. They are 3-8. They are terrible, and this core team has no future.

And yet...everyone still thinks they are THIS close to a Super Bowl. I watched this play out with the clueless Redskins for 15 years. It's why an old, mediocre team stays old and mediocre. They'll keep trying to prop open this window with more free agents and bad draft picks (picking by perceived need rather than future value) and the team will just stay shitty and continue aging. I love it.

And with the Redskins new GM, the Skins are YOUNGER than they have been in years. Two organizations going in opposite directions as far as I can tell.

Good luck with that all-in Super Bowl run next season, Cowboys fans!

[Machado]

Just read the Cowboys will not be putting QB Tony Romo on season ending IR because their hope is IF they make it to the playoffs that he'll be "healed" enough from the SEVENTH fracture of the same clavicle to start!

http://mweb.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-fo ... e-playoffs

Very easy decision(for now). Until the team is mathematically eliminated you keep the player active, just in case.
Standing operating procedure

[Crazy Levi]

No, it isn't, idiot.

When your QB is fragile, frequently injured, weak, and brittle as an old man who fears slipping in the shower, you shut him down till he's had the right amount of time to rest.

I guess I can't fault them for keeping their options open but it's moot anyway. They aren't making the playoffs.