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Caustic Queen wrote: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:36 am
Kid-Wicked wrote: Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:21 am
dmbrocker wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 5:49 pm Anyone think Kenny Omega will finally show up on WWE/NXT now that he's done in NJPW?
rumor has it they offered a shitload of cash.
but i bet jacksonville did too.

If he's smart, he'll go to NXT.
While I have serious doubts that the rumors are true about the amounts they offered him... I do think it would be a better option.
Living in the North Florida area, I don't put much faith in anything the Khan / Con family are involved in. JMO
vince isn't gonna pay him a shitload of cash to not be seen by anybody on nxt. he'll be in the rumble. if he signed with elite they would have announed it today.
then again, they could announce it the day before the rumble as kind of a "fuck you vince, we got him".
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I seemingly spend half my work day looking up cheap trips for my next adventure and what better one to go on than the Royal Rumble.

From Vancouver to Phoenix, me and my buddy got round trip flights with hotel for 350 bucks (4 nights) plus 30 bucks for nosebleed seats. 4 nights in Phoenix with airfare, hotel and tickets coming to under 400 is a no brainer. Some of you who are able to take the time off and have the cash should consider it. Definitely a bucket list item for me. I've been to a couple manias but the rumble is my new favourite event and one of the only ones I care to actually watch during the year
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Drew Mcintyre just fucking sucks. Horrible fucking promo
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Welp...

Watched the highlights for RAW.. Not much..

Cena's back..

Yep, back to not watching RAW.
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jericho kinda slipped and hinted they got kenny.

I guess he's still under contract so that's why no announcement.
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A properly executed & believable Superplex administered by Cowboy Bob:
https://youtu.be/bQBIvW_s9AY

Not the obvious fake as fuck top rope one they use today where the recipient stands up to receive it.
See also multiple German suplexes.
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Have you guys ever seen this happen in a pro wrestling match?

https://youtu.be/e_nXZ6M7pf0
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Isn't that Roman Reigns' finishing move?
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eddie lee roth wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:50 am Have you guys ever seen this happen in a pro wrestling match?

https://youtu.be/e_nXZ6M7pf0
Priscilla really hit the viral button with this one. She was just trying to out-do Joey Ryan.

I've met her at shows twice. She's a really nice girl. Just pushing the boundaries. (maybe too far...)
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SebastianLeeDanzig wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:35 pm Isn't that Roman Reigns' finishing move?
I’m not sure?

However my sources are telling me when he comes back that his new finishing move will be used in a attempt to draw in even more young fans.

A version of the old schoolyard game of tag you’re it.

With a slight variation of Roman just touching his opponents and saying tag you’ve got cancer and then running away.

I’m not sure what this will mean to his win/loss record or length of time used in regards to his wrestling matches but I think it just might work if used right.

If anything can change me into a fan of his this might just do it and plus in a industry where it’s harder and harder to come up with a gimmick because it’s all been done before this is truly a first.
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Soooo..

I am supposed to believe that Finn Balor is gonna defeat Lesnar at the RR.? Really? Really WWE?

Okay....
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Bludegeon wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:09 am Soooo..

I am supposed to believe that Finn Balor is gonna defeat Lesnar at the RR.? Really? Really WWE?

Okay....

What? Just because Lesnar destroyed Strowman in 15 secs you think that puny-butt Balor can't finish him off with his AMAZING finisher of jumping off the top rope and ... well.. landing on his feet...
?
It could happen...

:D :lol: :lol: :oops: :|
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Lights go out
3 Demon Kings appear in makeup Roman Goldberg Braun..all destroy Brock..lights go off again all disappear
Balor jumps from top rope lands on Brock...yes I believe

Or Lacey Evans comes to ringside does strip tease for Brock. Brock has flashbacks of what Sable was...Balor slingblade..win
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Caustic Queen wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:28 pm
Bludegeon wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:09 am Soooo..

I am supposed to believe that Finn Balor is gonna defeat Lesnar at the RR.? Really? Really WWE?

Okay....

What? Just because Lesnar destroyed Strowman in 15 secs you think that puny-butt Balor can't finish him off with his AMAZING finisher of jumping off the top rope and ... well.. landing on his feet...
?
It could happen...

:D :lol: :lol: :oops: :|
They totally shit all over Lesnar’s old matches along with the competitors involved with the Lesnar/Bryan PPV match.

Such fucking idiots.
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:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: to the last 3 replies. lol


What was I thinking? OF course Vince is gonna let the little guy beat Brock... :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Bludegeon wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:31 am :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: to the last 3 replies. lol


What was I thinking? OF course Vince is gonna let the little guy beat Brock... :shock: :shock: :shock:
You know he’s going over afte Cena gave him the big time endorsement on RAW.

Makes as much sense as Mysterio beating Kevin Nash.

Speaking of, the Mysterio/Andrade matches have been killer!
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ParaDime77 wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:15 pm
Bludegeon wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:31 am :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: to the last 3 replies. lol


What was I thinking? OF course Vince is gonna let the little guy beat Brock... :shock: :shock: :shock:
You know he’s going over afte Cena gave him the big time endorsement on RAW.

Makes as much sense as Mysterio beating Kevin Nash.

Speaking of, the Mysterio/Andrade matches have been killer!
Well, I can deal with that. Anyone but Cena. Just like for Smackdown and whatever they are doing now. Anyone but Bryan.
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crazy. fully expected to see ozzyrules bitching about how shitty the rumble was because there weren't enough surprises.

no one watched? 7 hours including the preshow. fuck that.

I think I know how to shorten the shows.

give the women there own monthly ppv. keep them off the other shows, at least the big ones that are too fucking long.
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I was at the Rumble

Had its moments but it dragged on too much. I was also hungover to fuck the whole day so I was in absolute hell considering I was surrounded by the biggest collection of fucking losers one could ever come across.

Wicked, think of those assclowns at the Ric Flair thing but only 10x worse.

I'm done going to live wrestling events. I enjoy it on TV but hardcore wrestling nerd fans might be the most nauseating people on the planet

And that's my Rumble review
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Royal Dudeness wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:38 pm I was at the Rumble

Had its moments but it dragged on too much. I was also hungover to fuck the whole day so I was in absolute hell considering I was surrounded by the biggest collection of fucking losers one could ever come across.

Wicked, think of those assclowns at the Ric Flair thing but only 10x worse.

I'm done going to live wrestling events. I enjoy it on TV but hardcore wrestling nerd fans might be the most nauseating people on the planet

And that's my Rumble review
yeah that's pretty accurate.
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Victoria looking kinda rough & Molly looking great:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EBAT3a0vGA
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Stone Cold says he would never classify himself as an alcoholic :roll: :D :
https://youtu.be/ZNd9b6pBgoI
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Royal Dudeness wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:38 pm

I'm done going to live wrestling events. I enjoy it on TV but hardcore wrestling nerd fans might be the most nauseating people on the planet


This is where I'm at as well. The only live shows I enjoy now are Evolve and MLW / MLF

If I had more coffee in me, I'd tell you all the Matt Jackson and the Woot Woot boys story... :x
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Royal Dudeness wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:38 pm hardcore wrestling nerd fans might be the most nauseating people on the planet
I was at a party 10 years ago & some friends of a friend were talking about attending a recent WWE event & bringing some type of radio scanner with them so they could hear conversations between the production people.
I said nothing & acted like I had no knowledge of the sport.
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I think we had same view of the Royal Rumble..you in nosebleeds and me watching it on my phone on OC beach fire pit
Rumble was entertaining for all 7,8,9 hours

Nobody else thought “wow both girls will win Royal Rumbles?”
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WWE just leaked the news that Ambrose won't be renewing his contract come April. Anyone think he'll end up on another promotion like ROH or NJPW?
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Weird..insults HHH on Raw after Rumble
Wwe releases story about Ambrose
Can’t be start of Mania feud..NOPE
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Royal Dudeness wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:38 pm I was at the Rumble

Had its moments but it dragged on too much. I was also hungover to fuck the whole day so I was in absolute hell considering I was surrounded by the biggest collection of fucking losers one could ever come across.

Wicked, think of those assclowns at the Ric Flair thing but only 10x worse.

I'm done going to live wrestling events. I enjoy it on TV but hardcore wrestling nerd fans might be the most nauseating people on the planet

And that's my Rumble review
Explain more....are they attention whores? Indie fans? Brainwashed WWE-fans?
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I liked Asuka vs. Becky Lynch best. Ronda Rousey is actually pretty terrible still. So are 80% of the other divas, as usual. Their battle royal was still decent, considering. AJ Styles vs. Danielson should have been better. I barely knew half the people in the Royal Rumble and don't give a shit about the usual suspects.
Royal Dudeness wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:38 pm I was at the Rumble

Had its moments but it dragged on too much. I was also hungover to fuck the whole day so I was in absolute hell considering I was surrounded by the biggest collection of fucking losers one could ever come across.

Wicked, think of those assclowns at the Ric Flair thing but only 10x worse.

I'm done going to live wrestling events. I enjoy it on TV but hardcore wrestling nerd fans might be the most nauseating people on the planet

And that's my Rumble review
That's exactly how I always imagined it. Me getting hammered and loathing the legions of mouthbreathers all around. At least with local indy promotions here the crowd is pretty "normal".
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