The Passnger's LA Lakers- NBA 2010 Champions thread

[johnk5150]

Could life be any better if you're a sports fan than this time of year? Unless your a Bulls fan like me I mean.

[grishnak boss]

why did the lakers not play a single road game in the preseason...even a back to back with the Nuggets were essentially both home games...why the favoritism?

Plus, 17 of their first 21 are at home...like it is every year...WTF?

BECAUSE ITS THE TEAM OF AMERIKKKA - IF YOU HATE THEM YOU HATE FREEDOM AND WHAT THIS COUNTRY STANDS FOR!!!

[Subhuman Yeti]

Yeah it took OT for the Lakers to beat the OKC Thunder.
Artest, Bynum, Odom, Fisher all played quite well. The bench still needs some work and every time down the floor discipline.


Tonight it's Lakers vs Rockets in Houston at 5:30, another early game.
Arriza has been playing some good ball for Houston, and I'm sure he's going to be playing his ass off vs his old team tonight. Should be good.
Hope Kobe feels better.

[johnk5150]

Yeah it took OT for the Lakers to beat the OKC Thunder.
Artest, Bynum, Odom, Fisher all played quite well. The bench still needs some work and every time down the floor discipline.


Tonight it's Lakers vs Rockets in Houston at 5:30, another early game.
Arriza has been playing some good ball for Houston, and I'm sure he's going to be playing his ass off vs his old team tonight. Should be good.
Hope Kobe feels better.

Gonna be a good night to stay up late.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009Visiting Team vs. Home Team Time (ET) SD Channel HD Channel

Los Angeles Lakers at Houston Rockets 8:30 pm 758 758-1
Dallas Mavericks at New Orleans Hornets 9:30 pm 206
Atlanta Hawks at Sacramento Kings 10:00 pm 760
Memphis Grizzlies at Golden State Warriors 10:30 pm 762

There are few things better than Golden State's arena in HD.

[Subhuman Yeti]

Lakers over the Rockets in OT.

Lakers win both back to backs on their first road trip. Both with OT wins.


Kobe 41, on another off night for him.
No. really. Felt like shit, looked like shit, wasn't in sync, wasn't sharp.
But still popped in 41.

Bynum 17 pts, 17 rebs.



Artest had a good game for his Houston homecoming.
Grafitti head is starting to fit in when necessary and step up when necessary. Starting to...


Fisher had a good game as well.
The aging vet is playing his ass off on both ends of the court and adding some points as well.


Ariza did have a good game for the Rockets.
But fuck the rest of them... especially Scola... what a fucking twat!!



Gasol cleared to start practicing again, and is rumored to return to play Friday.


Lakers vs Memphis on Friday at the Staples!

[GreazyCapri]

MAGIX-122 Suns-dead and in hell

Next up, the MAGIX-owning Pistons tomorrow night in Orlando.

I'll keep you all posted on your 2010 NBA Champs as the season progresses.
You're welcome.



Ryan Anderson- Forward/Honky.... MAGIX!!!!

[Subhuman Yeti]

First of all shit for brains.... you fucking need to learn how to fucking spell.


It's MAGIC and he's a MOTHER FUCKING LAKERS AND MOTHER FUCKING NBA LEGEND.

The NBA team from Florida is at best... a fucking sadass collection of cunts and losers.

Which one attracted you...?

Them being cunts or losers?

Odds are, it's CUNTS.



The World Champion Lakers, in their 50th golden year in LA... the team is stronger and better than ever and they are picked to repeat by everyone with any fucking brains....


So fuck you, fuck Orlando and the fuck entire shitty fucking state of Florida in in it's fat stinky South American dumbass tourist ass.......

[GreazyCapri]

Please stop cursing at me.
I'z ascared.

[GreazyCapri]

Ok, so the MAGIX defeated those pesky Pistons BUT.... it looks like Ryan Anderson fuxed up his ankle in the process.
How many players can one team lose and continue winning?
Stan Van Gundy may very well be the Christ of coaches.

Next up, @ Oklahoma City on sunday night, See you all there!!

[Subhuman Yeti]

Next up, totally losing our fucking loser asses in Oklahoma City to the Blobcats on Sunday night.

While the greatest team on the planet the FUCKING LAKERS roll at home again!!

The fucking loser Orlando'h NBA team sucks overpriced tourist trap gator asshole.


Keep trying NBA East assholes!!!!

[Subhuman Yeti]

The Lakers phucking killed phucking Phoenix tonight.


No tacos for the Staples crowd, but life goes on.



Gasol isn't back yet. Bynum is and he's kicking ass.


Kobe? OH MY FUCKING GOD!

Leading the NBA in scoring and not even playing close to 48 mins.



The fucking butt Nuggets in Denver are next.
Lakers usually play badly back to back and at a mile high.


But the Lakers bench is playing hot.
A 66 point night for the Lakers bench.


Holy fuck the Lakers are fucking AMAZING.


Shannon Brown is a skywalking god.

Artest, Brown, MBenga, Powell, Farmar, Fisher all stepping up and playing great ball.
Ariza isn't missed.
But it's cool the So Cal local boy is finally getting his 2008/09 NBA Champions ring this week.


The Fucking Lake Show...

[LAglamrocker]

yea like it matters come playoffs Lakers kick Denver's ass. There the new Kings, all hype no chance to play for a ring for years

After getting 1st seed in the west the Lakers should just ask the NBA to be the 8th seed in the West, just to make it a challenge for them

[Subhuman Yeti]

Lakers lost 2 in a row...
The refs handed Denver that victory. Nuggets spending 10 fucking seconds in the key with no calls all night and the Lakers getting 3 seconds violations offense and defense that were barely 3 seconds.
I miss the SCAB refs, at least they weren't all assholes with bad judgement.


Lakers beat the Pistons after losing 2 in a row and beat the Bulls with GASOL back.

Kobe now has 100 40 point games and is #3 of all time in in the NBA with 40 point games.

Kobe passed KAREEM as a Laker tonight.
Only 1000ish more points to go to pass Jerry West as the leading Laker scorer ever.


HOLY SHIT!!!




Lakers vs Oklahomo Shitty on Sunday at the Staples.

Be there... untlil the Purple and Gold fucking chokes you!!!

[Subhuman Yeti]

Lakers over the Thunder.


Tacos for the masses.

Kobe is fucking sick. Just fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking SICK!

Watch the highlights --- FUCKING SICK.


Shannon Brown for NBA All Star Weekend Slam Dunk Contest!!!!
Ohh yeah!!


The Lakers played well. All of them.


NY Knicks are next on Tues at Staples.
The Knicks are 3-10... so the Lakers will probably choke it just to piss me off...



The fucking LAKE SHOW, best fucking game in town.........!

[Subhuman Yeti]

Lakers over Knicks... Damn they suck!!

But not as much as New Jersey. 0-14. Holy fuck!
...and Byron Scott lost his coaching job weeks ago in Minnesota, and the Timberwolves were nowhere near 0-14.


Mass tacos for the taco scarfing masses!!


Kobe, Gasol, Bynum all double doubles...

Artest and Odom both played well... the bench except for Odom was spotty.


Lakers vs Warriors in Golden State on Saturday night on a one night road trip... and the first of a back to back.

Kobe just played great basketball, with and without the ball -- nothing extremely fucking incredible tonight... but he scored at least 30.


The Lake Show rolls on....




I'm stoned as all levitating fuck on JUPITER.
Holy mother fucking Planetary OG shit!!!!

[johnk5150]

Lakers over Knicks... Damn they suck!!

If I'm a Knicks season ticket holder I'd want to nutpunch Dolan. I think everyone that spends a penny on that team should get a free shot.

Laker's are firing on every cylinder.

Bulls miss Gordon.

This will be the year of Joakim.

[Subhuman Yeti]

Laker's are firing on every cylinder.

...not quite yet.

[Subhuman Yeti]

Lakers over Golden State. The Lakers fucking killed them actually.

Lakers (12-3) over New Jersey (who is now 0-17).
Fucking killed them too. It was 25 at the half.

It was in the refrigerator before the half and just garbage time for the remainder", to paraphrase Chick.

Tacos for the masses again...

Nets fired their head coach before the game.

No surprise. 0-16 is fucking atrocious!!


Kobe 30, Gasol 20, Farmar and several other Lakers in double figures, every Laker scored except Adam Morrison.

Some great defense early for the Lake Show... fucking great.

Then garbage time just wasting minutes off the clock which was mostly a Missed 3's and Turnover Clinic put on by the Nets anyway.


Lakers vs New Orleans Hornets at the Staples on Tuesday....



The fucking Lake Show rolls on....
...and I'm flying high again on the OMFG(!!!!!) Jupiter OG

[johnk5150]

Lakers over Golden State. The Lakers fucking killed them actually.

The final score is no indication of how thoroughly the Lakers pounded NJ. It was the basketball equivalent of a mob hit.

[Subhuman Yeti]

Yeah... garbage time made both the Golden State and the New Jersey scores seem much closer than the brutal crushings the Lakers dealt both nights.




Lakers over the Hornets by 10. Hornets played the Lake Show decent for 10... and then the Lakers fucking killed them.
7th win in a row for the Lakers -- 7th in a row Lakers holding their opponents under 100 at home -- 7th Staples game in a row with tacos for the masses!


The fucking Lake Show Fucking Rolls on... and into first place in the Pacific Division.



Lakers vs Miami at Staples on Friday night.
Should be good.

[johnk5150]

The Lakers are THROTTLING teams right now. It's not even fair.

Thank Jeebus the Bulls are back from that nightmare circus road trip.

[johnk5150]

So, would it be unfair to call the season and just give the Lakers their rings now?

Fuck that noise. There's some good to great teams in the league this year. Ain't nobody winning 72 this year.

[Subhuman Yeti]

Lakers & Heat was good.

Lakers didn't play great, but the Heat couldn't better 'em.
...that was too close for me. I hate nailbiters.

Kobe at the end. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
...the fucking Jelly Bean is a God.

No tacos for the Staples masses, but the HIGHLIGHT at the end was fucking delicious enough for any Purple and Gold hardcore.



...and Phoenix? Mummy Tom Petty at 97, a Vampire whose name you have to spit to pronounce, Stoude 4 Stupid Side Burns Mire and Total Fuck-Up Dudley.

9 - in - a - fucking - row for the LAKERS.
and
TACOS! TACOS! TACOS!
Al-right Ar-test!!!

On this occasion ...yes... I am praising RON ARTEST.
Hopefully not the last time... but the man played a fucking great game for Ron Artest.. IMO.


Those fucking swingless, bluesless, Jazzless assholes from Utah are next FOR THE FUCKING LAKE SHOW on Wednesday, at the Staples.
...with extra fucking cheese?

Lakers are in first in the Pacific div.
Lakers are undefeated with Pau back.
Lakers 2nd team is .... still questionable at times.
Lakers 1st team is ... 9 times out of 10 / 99% of the time ... the best 5 player team on earth.

[Subhuman Yeti]

The Staples masses are eating tacos -- Jazz fans are eating shit!


The FUCKING LAKE SHOW -- FUCKING KILLED -- the Jazz in the 4th and at the end.
It was 74-73 LAKERS... then it was 94-73 LAKERS.

A 27-2 run in the 4th for the LAKE SHOW means ...
THE 10th win in a row for the team with the best fucking record in the NBA.



Lamar is out of control.

Pau Gasol is fucking amazing.
Fucking killer fast break ally oop monster dunk from Kobe to Shannon Brown.
SHOWTIME!!
Artest is playing tenaciously good D and growing on me like a stinky bud on a weed plant.
TACOS! TACOS! TACOS!


Lakers vs Minnesota Timburpwolves led (for now) by Laker Legend Kurt Rambis on Friday at the fucking STAPLES Championship Banners and NBA GODS Jerseys hanging Slaughterhouse in Downtown LA... the first of a back to back.
The 2nd of the back to back is vs UTAH ... in Utah.

Should be good.




Fucking Lake Show Fucking Rolls Fucking On.

[Rainbow Bright]

They need to actually play some road games for me to be impressed. As well as solve the riddle of The Houston Rockets. Where they either lost or won by the skin of Kobe's teeth.

If Houston ditches T-Mac and they get the 8th seed, you'll see a repeat of the Dallas/Golden State series in 2007

And,

Fuck Kobe

[Out Of The Cellar]

Celtics just dismantled the Bulls.

Meanwhile, Comrade Kirilenko and the Jazz are close to purging the Lakers.

[Out Of The Cellar]

From NBA.COM
Williams, Jazz end Lakers' streak

By DOUG ALDEN
Posted Dec 12 2009 11:47PM

SALT LAKE CITY(AP) Deron Williams scored eight straight points to start the fourth quarter and finished with 21 points and 11 assists to help the Utah Jazz end the Lakers' 11-game winning streak by beating Los Angeles 102-94 Saturday night.

Utah took advantage as Kobe Bryant struggled with a broken index finger from a game the night before. The Jazz held Bryant to 16 points on 7 of 24 shooting. Bryant didn't score in the second half until less than five minutes remained in the game and Utah already up by 15.

The Jazz also avenged a loss to the Lakers in Los Angeles on Wednesday, when Utah scored just six points in the fourth quarter.

Carlos Boozer had 12 points, eight rebounds and seven assists for the Jazz and Wesley Matthews and Ronnie Brewer scored 19 apiece as Utah ended the Lakers' streak. Mehmet Okur added 10 points as all five starters for Utah scored in double figures.

Each member of Los Angeles' starting five was also in double digits, but they couldn't keep up with Utah's starters.

Pau Gasol had 20 rebounds, tying the career high he set the night before in a win over Minnesota. He and Ron Artest had 16 points each, and Andrew Bynum added 13 for Los Angeles, which last lost Nov. 15 at home to Houston.

The Jazz led by six at halftime, then pulled away on several small runs in the second half.

Jordan Farmar took a steal in for a layup that got Los Angeles to within 80-71 at the end of the third quarter, but with Bryant resting on the bench to start the fourth the Lakers fell too far behind to make a comeback.

The Lakers missed their first seven shots of the fourth, not scoring until Lamar Odom tipped in his own miss and cut Utah's lead to 88-73 with 8:52 left.

Williams started the period with two layups, went 1 for 2 on a trip to the line and then muscled a layup through a strong foul by Bynum and converted the three-point play to put Utah up 88-71 with 9:04 left in the game.

Bryant didn't score in the second half until he hit a 19-foot jumper with 4:51 left, then he added a 3-pointer 29 seconds later to get the Lakers within 12. Bryant later converted a three-point play with 3:05 remaining that got the Lakers to 96-85.

The Jazz ran the shot clock almost all the way down on the next possession, passing the ball around until Miles just beat the buzzer with a 3-pointer to erase what little doubt remained.

NOTES: The Jazz dressed 12 players for the first time this season. ... The Lakers were 8 for 26 in the fourth quarter. ... Utah was 40 for 77 from the field and made 15 of 18 free throws.

[LAglamrocker]

the Jazz are a lame organization, they hang Western Conference banners!...your team sucks when 2nd place banners matter

[Rainbow Bright]

the Jazz are a lame organization, they hang Western Conference banners!...your team sucks when 2nd place banners matter

That's because they peaked when MJ and Pippen ruled the East. I fucking hate The Jazz organization, but I would take Malone and Stockton over whoever Jerry Buss pairs with Kobe.

[Facedown]

THE 10th win in a row for the team with the best fucking record in the NBA.

Yeah, go Celtics.