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figures that Corey Graham, the guy that intercepted Peyton, would be a former Bear

the league is littered with former Bears that know how to get turnovers

D. Manning from Houston Texans is another one
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Heenan Snuka wrote:
the league is littered with former Bears that know how to get turnovers
It's not exactly a big secret.

If you want to get turnovers, play Peyton Manning in the playoffs.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Heenan Snuka wrote:
the league is littered with former Bears that know how to get turnovers
It's not exactly a big secret.

If you want to get turnovers, play Peyton Manning in the playoffs.
Or Andrew Luck in the regular season.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
Heenan Snuka wrote:
the league is littered with former Bears that know how to get turnovers
It's not exactly a big secret.

If you want to get turnovers, play Peyton Manning in the playoffs.
Or Andrew Luck in the regular season.
Basically, any Colts QB going back to Art Schlister.
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Oh we are back to this ?

By the way, gloves are off on your sig. I was gonna take it easy on you.

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Levy is mad.

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poizond13 wrote:He doesn't mind that the Saints cheated to win a Super Bowl.
I will admit I am disappointed and disgusted at the Saints bounty bullshit, no place in the sport for it, but please point out where the Saints "cheated to win the Super Bowl" because all I remember is the Saints owning the Colts in the second half..

Since you're such an authority Greggles, should be easy to point out the cheating..

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Tom Brady has more seasons that he went to the Super Bowl, than Peyton Manning has seasons where he won just one playoff game.
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The raven's version of puss13.

Wow. Just wow. Show this to your families and they will feel much better about your sports addiction. FUCKING PUSS. Gotta' be fake:

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NeverSurrender wrote:The raven's version of puss13.

Wow. Just wow. Show this to your families and they will feel much better about your sports addiction. FUCKING PUSS. Gotta' be fake:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... Fm0gxQT0s4#!
It would have been funnier if the child would have asked "Mommy? I am adopted right?"
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Take some meds already.
You sure do fly off the handle for no good reason.
Apparently your roll is too slow. Did you just join the internet?
Machado obviously needs to get COKESTRONG like the Cowboys.
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Is it just me or is Tebow's brother getting a little unchristian like in his comments about his brother Tim and Denver. I understand its human emotion but he is a Minister and should at least keep those comments out of the mainstream.

Outside of maybe 10 teams Peyton Manning provides an instant boost.
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Besides a #1 wide receiver Seattle has the best all around team in the NFL and its a young one. Pete Carroll's two calls not to go for field goals ultimately cost them the game.

That game yesterday at least a day off my marriage.
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AliceManson wrote:Tom Brady has more seasons that he went to the Super Bowl, than Peyton Manning has seasons where he won just one playoff game.
:lol

Meanwhile, all P13 has is mean-spirited trolling making light over a rookie's serious injury.
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Mike McCoy close to becoming head coach of Chargers.
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Facedown wrote:Mike McCoy close to becoming head coach of Chargers.
Gus Bradley in Philadelphia as well.
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Facedown wrote:Mike McCoy close to becoming head coach of Chargers.
That's the job Bruce Arians wanted. Hmmm....
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Apparently nobody wants the Jets GM job even with them throwing in all sorts of incentives.
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NFL spreads this weekend seem out of order.

Atl is a home underdog +5

NE is a HUGE favorite at home -9
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AliceManson wrote:Tom Brady has more seasons that he went to the Super Bowl, than Peyton Manning has seasons where he won just one playoff game.

Peyton Manning has exited the playoffs 8 times now via
a 1 game and done scenario.
Technically the loss vs Balt does not count as another 1st round loss for Manning, but it does count as another 1 game and exit.
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poizond13 wrote:When players get hurt on the field, is that entertainment to you? Do you laugh and cheer? I'm just confused here. I really want you to explain how in the world you get amusement from great players sustaining serious injuries. Injuries that not only threaten their ability to play the game, but threaten their livelihoods. Come on man, what's so funny about it??
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Facedown wrote:
poizond13 wrote:When players get hurt on the field, is that entertainment to you? Do you laugh and cheer? I'm just confused here. I really want you to explain how in the world you get amusement from great players sustaining serious injuries. Injuries that not only threaten their ability to play the game, but threaten their livelihoods. Come on man, what's so funny about it??
poizond13 wrote:This question isn't going away
What a scumbag.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Facedown wrote:
poizond13 wrote:When players get hurt on the field, is that entertainment to you? Do you laugh and cheer? I'm just confused here. I really want you to explain how in the world you get amusement from great players sustaining serious injuries. Injuries that not only threaten their ability to play the game, but threaten their livelihoods. Come on man, what's so funny about it??
poizond13 wrote:This question isn't going away
What a scumbag.
This!
P13 is a hypocrite if there ever was one.
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Machado wrote:
This!
P13 is a hypocrite if there ever was one.
I said scumbag, not hypocrite.

Hypocrisy doesn't really bother me. Every single person alive has said one thing and done another, that's human nature.

But Gregg-level scumbaggery is much more unique.
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poizond13 wrote:Image
poizond13 wrote:When players get hurt on the field, is that entertainment to you? Do you laugh and cheer? I'm just confused here. I really want you to explain how in the world you get amusement from great players sustaining serious injuries. Injuries that not only threaten their ability to play the game, but threaten their livelihoods. Come on man, what's so funny about it??
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"As I've said, you make your money during the regular season. You make your legacy in the postseason."

-John Elway

Who wants to start the bidding on how much money Peyton would give up for a little more legacy?
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Gronks arm was broken near the wrist and was not a re-injury. The previous injury had healed completely.
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Facedown wrote:Gronks arm was broken near the wrist and was not a re-injury. The previous injury had healed completely.
He obviously has weak bone structure from all the booze and porn stars.
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Jags hire Seahawks DC Gus Bradley as head coach.
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