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Anybody else noticing how many ESPN personalities are apparently raging douchebags and womanizers? I was just reading about the Steve Philips scandal, but didn't realize until I went to Deadspin.com just how many of these dudes have had some sort of HR problem. Harold Reynolds, Eric Kusilias (sp), Sean Salisbury, and I seem to remember Colin Cowherd having some sort of issue a while back.
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most of em are guys who played sports for a living, aka, former jocks...what do u expect
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Heenan Snuka wrote:most of em are guys who played sports for a living, aka, former jocks...what do u expect

Eh, some of them are, but I doubt Kusilias, Phillips, or Cowherd have ever been anything other than jocksniffers. I know Phillips was a GM for a while, but I don't think he ever played. I actually don't mind most of the ex-players, but a lot of the others come across as extremely douchey, especially the baseball guys.
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I swear the person on the left resembles
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It was released today that Phillips had an affair with another lower level ESPN employee, Brooke Hundley.

Phillips ended the affair and was then harassed and stocked by this "lovely" lady. She then proceeded to leave a letter on the front steps of the Phillips home addressed to Steve's wife.




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Machado wrote:I swear the person on the left resembles
someone from Sludge


It was released today that Phillips had an affair with another lower level ESPN employee, Brooke Hundley.

Phillips ended the affair and was then harassed and stocked by this "lovely" lady. She then proceeded to leave a letter on the front steps of the Phillips home addressed to Steve's wife.




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Shit, how drunk was he?? :shock:
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That's a woman?!
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She looks like a ditch pig.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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thats fuckin disgustin
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Rorysfan wrote:
Machado wrote:I swear the person on the left resembles
someone from Sludge


It was released today that Phillips had an affair with another lower level ESPN employee, Brooke Hundley.

Phillips ended the affair and was then harassed and stocked by this "lovely" lady. She then proceeded to leave a letter on the front steps of the Phillips home addressed to Steve's wife.




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Shit, how drunk was he?? :shock:

He banged her three times. Maybe he's blind.
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ESPN fired him today. Hope that was some good pussy, Steve.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:ESPN fired him today. Hope that was some good pussy, Steve.
And made it public on the air too with other hosts running the story.
He s done. No chance at coming back.
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djwill665 wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:ESPN fired him today. Hope that was some good pussy, Steve.
And made it public on the air too with other hosts running the story.
He s done. No chance at coming back.
He'll wind up on the MLB network with Harold Reynolds. Shame, I liked him.
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What were Kusilias and Cowherd accused of?

ESPN has a LONG history of this kind of stuff. I have a book about the history of ESPN and a whole chapter was devoted to how the men were mostly sexual harassing animals.
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She kinda looks like Ron Jeremy.
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Honestly I thought it was Steve and ROADHEAD.
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JakeYonkel wrote:Honestly I thought it was Steve and ROADHEAD.
:lol: :lol:

Nice.

Told ya the "lady" resembled someone from this board
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JakeYonkel wrote:Honestly I thought it was Steve and ROADHEAD.
If only those lanyards around her neck had the Kiss logo on them...
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Sixdgritt wrote:What were Kusilias and Cowherd accused of?

ESPN has a LONG history of this kind of stuff. I have a book about the history of ESPN and a whole chapter was devoted to how the men were mostly sexual harassing animals.
Kusilias was allegedly banging the Fantasy Sports injury reporter Stephania Bell. Evidently he's also a world class Douche. Deadspin is doing a nice job with this story, I hope they keep it up. Sean Salisbury is already suing them, they must be onto something.
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