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Who here can slam dunk a basketball??
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With a ping pong ball maybe. Fuck up's!
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Back in the 90's, I grabbed the rim with 1 hand....but could never dunk it :x
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Well, that was a given.
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I bet Tiger Woods can't after today.
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grishnak boss wrote:Back in the 90's, I grabbed the rim with 1 hand....but could never dunk it :x
Thats a good effort.How tall are you?.
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grishnak boss wrote:Back in the 90's, I grabbed the rim with 1 hand....but could never dunk it :x
Now you just give rim jobs.
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The best I could do was grab the rim with both hands. But I'm only 5'8" so I guess that's not so bad.
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Shots? Sure. Basketballs hell no.
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Cyber Spirit wrote:
grishnak boss wrote:Back in the 90's, I grabbed the rim with 1 hand....but could never dunk it :x
Thats a good effort.How tall are you?.
5'11 - 6'0 tall.

If I had proper training I think I would've had a shot at pulling that off, but I followed a different path....but I still LOVE basketball, and try to play every weekend.
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roxxxtard wrote:
grishnak boss wrote:Back in the 90's, I grabbed the rim with 1 hand....but could never dunk it :x
Now you just give rim jobs.
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Cyber Spirit wrote:
grishfag boss wrote:Back in the 90's, I grabbed the rim with 1 hand....but could never dunk it :x
Thats a good effort.How tall are you?.
5'11 - 6'0 tall.

If I had proper training I think I would've had a shot at pulling that off, but I followed a different path....but I still LOVE basketball, and try to play every weekend.
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I'm a 6' 1" white male... that means no :lol:
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I can.

Does the fact that the only hoops I can dunk on say "Fischer Price" on it matter?
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Cyber Spirit wrote:Who here can slam dunk a basketball??
I can. Since 7th grade.
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sounds like fun wrote:
Cyber Spirit wrote:Who here can slam dunk a basketball??
I can. Since 7th grade.
How tall are you?
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Redman77 wrote:
djwill665 wrote:me
Well, that was a given.


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Cyber Spirit wrote:
sounds like fun wrote:
Cyber Spirit wrote:Who here can slam dunk a basketball??
I can. Since 7th grade.
How tall are you?
6' 6", today and back then.
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6' 3" and white, and I could dunk a volleyball back in the day.

In order to dunk a basketball I would've had to cradle it against my forearm. I had some hops, but not that much.

These days I can still touch the rim without a running jump, but that's about it. My knees and ankles are shot.
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