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J.P. Losman + Raiders = ???

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Answer: CHAMPIONSHIP

Hopefully Losman gets a chance to start for the last few games, does well and lands on a better team next season. I have trouble rooting for the Raiders, but now I am officially a fan of the silver and black!
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NunoFreak wrote:Answer: CHAMPIONSHIP
He's no Rich Gannon!
radiobed wrote:The bottom line is Sleek is so far from credible when discussing Poison and their impact.
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Fuck.

No clue why they didn't bring back Jeff Garcia, he went through training camp and knows the fucking offense.

Hope JP gets some snaps, anything is better then suffering through a Russell outting.
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Garbageman wrote:
NunoFreak wrote:Answer: CHAMPIONSHIP
He's no Rich Gannon!
Since you drafted him in the UFL do you still retain the rights?
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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UtahRatt wrote:
Garbageman wrote:
NunoFreak wrote:Answer: CHAMPIONSHIP
He's no Rich Gannon!
Since you drafted him in the UFL do you still retain the rights?
I might trade for the first 2 QBs and a kicker in next years UFL draft...

And if the Raiders end up in the UFL next year, I'll still honor that deal!
radiobed wrote:The bottom line is Sleek is so far from credible when discussing Poison and their impact.
"I had to work hard for my yacht. I even played with Don Dokken." Bobby Blotzer
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Panthers talked to Losman before the season, but didn't sign him. We could've used him. :|
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UtahRatt wrote:Fuck.

No clue why they didn't bring back Jeff Garcia, he went through training camp and knows the fucking offense.

Hope JP gets some snaps, anything is better then suffering through a Russell outting.
Because Al runs the show and he does not know what he is doing.
If there is a wrong acquisition to be made, you can bet Al and his raiders will make the wrong choice.

This season is just 1 more year wasted on the development of there #1 qb. Which is fine by me. His lazy ass is worthless.
Now that he has his money, what motivation does he have to work hard or improve as a player? NONE
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Garbageman wrote:
NunoFreak wrote:Answer: CHAMPIONSHIP
He's no Rich Gannon!
He's no Jamarcus Russell either :lol:

As for Garcia, he asked for his release in August and received it. Neither side wants anything to do with the other.
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doctordestructo wrote:
Garbageman wrote:
NunoFreak wrote:Answer: CHAMPIONSHIP
He's no Rich Gannon!
He's no Jamarcus Russell either :lol:

As for Garcia, he asked for his release in August and received it. Neither side wants anything to do with the other.
Garcia didn't want to be a backup in Oakland. Coming out of the preseason even his team mates said that Garcia gave them the best chance to win.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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:lol:

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:lol:
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
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CatScratchFeva4_A_Cowbell wrote:
NunoFreak wrote:Answer: CHAMPIONSHIP

He's no Marc Wilson.

He's no Jay Schroeder.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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UtahRatt wrote:
CatScratchFeva4_A_Cowbell wrote:
NunoFreak wrote:Answer: CHAMPIONSHIP

He's no Marc Wilson.

He's no Jay Schroeder.
He's no Todd Marinovich 8)
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He's no Dan Pastorini!
radiobed wrote:The bottom line is Sleek is so far from credible when discussing Poison and their impact.
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He's no Vince Evans!
Fuck sigs.
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He's no Billy Joe Hobert!
radiobed wrote:The bottom line is Sleek is so far from credible when discussing Poison and their impact.
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He's no Jeff Hostetler!


TawnyVonJagger wrote:He's no Vince Evans!

:lol:

Old man Vince!
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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He's no Jeff Hostetler.
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Garbageman wrote:
NunoFreak wrote:Answer: CHAMPIONSHIP
He's no Rich Gannon!

:D Gannon was interesting, to say the least, with his time as a Minnesota Viking.
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He's no Rusty Hilger!
radiobed wrote:The bottom line is Sleek is so far from credible when discussing Poison and their impact.
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He's no Jeff George :shock:
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He's no Steve Beuerlein.
radiobed wrote:The bottom line is Sleek is so far from credible when discussing Poison and their impact.
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He's no Kerry Collins.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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Maybe he's a Rick Mirer?
radiobed wrote:The bottom line is Sleek is so far from credible when discussing Poison and their impact.
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Garbageman wrote:Maybe he's a Rick Mirer?
:lol:

One of them guys you put on a roster to fill a spot then pray you never have to put him in the game.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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He's no Babe Laufenberg!!
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ParaDime77 wrote:He's no Babe Laufenberg!!
I don't see Losman as a broadcaster either.

He's no Aaron Brooks!
radiobed wrote:The bottom line is Sleek is so far from credible when discussing Poison and their impact.
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Where is andrew walter when
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Losman pissed me off yesterday by being there long enough for Russell to get his breath back!
radiobed wrote:The bottom line is Sleek is so far from credible when discussing Poison and their impact.
"I had to work hard for my yacht. I even played with Don Dokken." Bobby Blotzer
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