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bane wrote:Of course I am. Are you being purposefully obtuse? For a guy that has beaten P13 over the head for being 160 LBs soaking wet you sure do seem to be the little guy defender all of a sudden. Yes, bigger guys tend to do better in the NFL. That's not exactly a news flash Juggs. That's football.
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As if you've ever taken a snap in organized football. :roll:
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poizond13 wrote:
bane wrote:Of course I am. Are you being purposefully obtuse? For a guy that has beaten P13 over the head for being 160 LBs soaking wet you sure do seem to be the little guy defender all of a sudden. Yes, bigger guys tend to do better in the NFL. That's not exactly a news flash Juggs. That's football.
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As if you've ever taken a snap in organized football. :roll:
As a matter of fact, I have. If you disagree, let's see the proof, troll.
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As if you've ever taken a snap in organized football. :roll:[/quote]

As a matter of fact, I have. If you disagree, let's see the proof, troll.[/quote]


You would be the one who needs to show US proof. No one, not one person here, believes you ever played any sport.
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Tymaster wrote:As if you've ever taken a snap in organized football. :roll:
As a matter of fact, I have. If you disagree, let's see the proof, troll.[/quote]


You would be the one who needs to show US proof. No one, not one person here, believes you ever played any sport.[/quote]

Good thing I couldn't care less whether you believe me or not.
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Tymaster wrote:As if you've ever taken a snap in organized football. :roll:
As a matter of fact, I have. If you disagree, let's see the proof, troll.

You would be the one who needs to show US proof. No one, not one person here, believes you ever played any sport.[/quote]

Good thing I couldn't care less whether you believe me or not.[/quote]

Then why do you reply???
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Then why do you reply???
To state the facts. Whether or not anyone believes the facts is not my problem or concern. Hopefully you'll understand that I can't be worrying about the opinion of an over the hill, futureless Cleveland Browns fan.
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Tymaster wrote:
Then why do you reply???
To state the facts.
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bane wrote:Of course I am. Are you being purposefully obtuse?
Are you ?

Who are these "plenty" and what teams are they starting for ?

bane wrote:For a guy that has beaten P13 over the head for being 160 LBs soaking wet you sure do seem to be the little guy defender all of a sudden.
So now we're calling people, who are "undersized" in relation to behemoths, little guys ?
bane wrote:Yes, bigger guys tend to do better in the NFL. That's not exactly a news flash Juggs. That's football.
Well then what the fuck are you prattling on about ? Before it was about best, not size, because you don't know much about the CFL.
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YOU are the one who started that whole "winner of the size gene pool" thing. Do you even read your own posts? I'm not going to give you a list of smaller NFL players, I mentioned 3, you mentioned one. I'm sure I could come up with another 15 or so, but so fucking what? Do you really expect me to go to the trouble to try and win some meaningless pissing match with you over a topic I really don't give two shits about? Yes, the NFL tends to bring in bigger players. I never said they didn't. Again, it's football.
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bane wrote:Do you really expect me to go to the trouble to try and win some meaningless pissing match with you over a topic I really don't give two shits about?
You have to realize that pissing matches like this are what juggernaut lives for.
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bane wrote:YOU are the one who started that whole "winner of the size gene pool" thing. Do you even read your own posts?
Do you ?

Your original post was about quality and made no mention of size. Which is what I said.

bane wrote:I'm not going to give you a list of smaller NFL players, I mentioned 3, you mentioned one. I'm sure I could come up with another 15 or so, but so fucking what? Do you really expect me to go to the trouble to try and win some meaningless pissing match with you over a topic I really don't give two shits about? Yes, the NFL tends to bring in bigger players. I never said they didn't. Again, it's football.

Keeping score of who named more players is a funny way to go about not trying a win a pissing match over a topic you really don't give two shits about.
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poizond13 wrote:
bane wrote:Do you really expect me to go to the trouble to try and win some meaningless pissing match with you over a topic I really don't give two shits about?
You have to realize that pissing matches like this are what juggernaut lives for.

LOL

That's extra hilarious coming from a troll like you.
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Yes, I asked why the best went to the NFL instead of the CFL, and you replied that the biggest went to the NFL, not necessarily the best. Your words. As to "keeping score", I assure you, I wasn't. That wasn't my intention. I'm very sure that you could just as easily name another 15 smaller NFL players. It's not all that hard.
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bane wrote:Yes, I asked why the best went to the NFL instead of the CFL, and you replied that the biggest went to the NFL, not necessarily the best. Your words. As to "keeping score", I assure you, I wasn't. That wasn't my intention. I'm very sure that you could just as easily name another 15 smaller NFL players. It's not all that hard.

Yes, I know.

I did not say you introduced size into it.
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sparkdaddy wrote:Man, I fucking leave for a while and you guys let PeeDiddy13 in the room? This was the one safe place that fucking idiot didnt visit here on Sludge.
Oh, he's been a Colts fan from back in the 90s, despite the fact that the banner only appeared in his sig when they hit 14-0.

And as for never seeing hi talk about sports before the end of this season - it never felt the need to talk about sports on a music based message board. Although, he did feel the need to talk about vehicles on a music based message board.

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Freeney is hurt and might not play. Either way The Saints should run at him or his replacement until Freeney is so sore he can no longer move or his replacement gets exposed. When Indy adjusts Brees can start picking their secondary apart.

**Queue up P13. This is where he comes in and cries about playing dirty.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:Freeney is hurt and might not play. Either way The Saints should run at him or his replacement until Freeney is so sore he can no longer move or his replacement gets exposed. When Indy adjusts Brees can start picking their secondary apart.

**Queue up P13. This is where he comes in and cries about playing dirty.
Freeney's high motor. Screens to Bush on Freeney's side so he has to change directions in an attempt to chase him.
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thejuggernaut wrote:
SkyDog112046 wrote:Freeney is hurt and might not play. Either way The Saints should run at him or his replacement until Freeney is so sore he can no longer move or his replacement gets exposed. When Indy adjusts Brees can start picking their secondary apart.

**Queue up P13. This is where he comes in and cries about playing dirty.
Freeney's high motor. Screens to Bush on Freeney's side so he has to change directions in an attempt to chase him.
Yup, good call. Bush isn't much for contact but he is fast and can shift directions on the fly.

Oh, wait a minute. Polian just announced a new rule change. Running backs must pick one direction and then go in a straight line. A second change of direction results in a 15 yard penalty and a loss of down. New rule takes effect Sunday.
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poizond13 wrote:
Tymaster wrote:
As if you've ever taken a snap in organized football. :roll:
As a matter of fact, I have. If you disagree, let's see the proof, troll.
No fucking way this guy ever played a team sport! Can you imagine being a teammate to this guy? The linemen would be jamming out to Motorhead in the locker room and he'd steal the goddamn ghetto blaster to put "Let it Play" on instead. Everyone from the coach on down to the last guy on the bench would've been running him up by his jock up a flagpole. Dude, how many times did the team bus leave you behind in some strange town?
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the best players go to the nfl hype machine.

more money, more attention, more everything.

little johnny growing up in oklahoma city isn't dreaming aboot playing for the saskatchewan roughriders. although back in the 60's there were plenty of players that wanted to play in canada.

but to say the cfl doesn't have it's share of great players is ridiculous.
stats are pretty close in most categories.
Most Games
* Lui Passaglia 408
* Morten Andersen 382

Most Consecutive Games
* Bob Cameron 353
* Jeff Feagles 320


Most Regular Seasons Played
* Lui Passaglia 25
*George Blanda, 26

Most touchdowns, one game
* Bob McNamara (1956) 6
* Ernie Nevers 6

Most touchdowns, one season
* Milt Stegall (2002) 23
* LaDainian Tomlinson 31


Most touchdowns, career

* Milt Stegall (SB) 147
* Jerry Rice 208

Passing
A banner hangs in the Rogers Centre to commemorate Damon Allen breaking the All-Time Pro-Football Career Passing Record in 2006.

Most passing yards, one game
* Matt Dunigan (July 14, 1994) 713 yards
* Norm Van Brocklin 554

Most passing yards, one season
* Doug Flutie (1991) 6,619 yards
* Dan Marino 5,084

Most passing yards, career
* Damon Allen 72,381 yards
* Brett Favre 61,655

Most Passing Touchdowns, career
* Damon Allen 394
* Brett Favre 442

Most Passing Touchdowns, one season
* Doug Flutie (1994) 48
* Tom Brady 50

Highest Passer Efficiency Rating, one season
* Dave Dickenson (2005) 118.8
* Peyton Manning 121.1

Receiving

Most receiving yards, one game
* Hal Patterson (1956) 338
* Willie Anderson 336

Most receiving yards, one season
* Allen Pitts (1994) 2,036 yards
* Jerry Rice 1,848

Most receiving yards, career
* Milt Stegall 15,153 yards
* Jerry Rice 22,895

Highest yards per catch average, one season
* Milt Stegall (1997) 26.5 yards/catch
* Don Currivan 32.58

Most Pass Receptions, career
* Terry Vaughn 1,006
* Jerry Rice 1,549

Most Pass Receptions, one season
* Derrell Mitchell (1998) 160
* Marvin Harrison 143

Most 1000+ Pass Receiving Yard Seasons, career
* Terry Vaughn 11
* Jerry Rice 14

Rushing

Most rushing yards, one game
* Ron Stewart (1960) 287 yards
* Adrian Peterson 296

Most rushing yards, one season
* Mike Pringle (1998) 2,065 yards
* Eric Dickerson 2105

Most rushing yards, career
* Mike Pringle 16,425 yards
* Emmitt Smith 18,355

Interceptions

Most Interceptions, career
* Less Browne 87
* Paul Krause 81

Most Interceptions, one season
* Al Brenner (1972) 15
* Dick (Night Train) Lane 14

Most Interception Return Yards, career
* Less Browne 1,508
* Rod Woodson 1,483

Most Interception Return Yards, one season
* Byron Parker (2006) 348
* Ed Reed 358

Punting

Most punting yards, one game

* Martin Fabi (1963) 814 yards
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Most punting yards, one season
* Bob Cameron (1988) 8,214 yards
* (no nfl player listed)

Most punting yards, career
* Bob Cameron 134,301 yards
*(no nfl player listed)

Most Punts, one game
* Martin Fabi (1963) 18
* Leo Araguz 16

Highest punting average, season
* Jon Ryan (2005) 50.6 yards/punt
* Sammy Baugh 51.4

Highest punting average, one game
* Nick Setta (2008) 64.7 yards/punt
* Bob Cifers 61.75

Field Goals

Longest field goal
* Paul McCallum, 62 yards
* Tom Dempsey and Jason Elam 63

Consecutive field goals

* Dave Ridgway (1993) 28
* Mike Vanderjagt 42
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The best parts of the Canadian game, aside from the larger field and more players, are:

1. In Canadian football, everyone in the backfield can go in motion. Players on the LOS end wideouts can motion on the line. Plus, players in the backfield can line up deep and start gunning for the line of scrimmage so they are crossing it as the ball's snapped. None of this faggoty "only one man in motion because you're not allowed to confuse the defense" bullshit. "Illegal shift". LOL

2. Shorter play clock.

3. The Rouge.


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don't forget "no yards". best football rule of all time. would have love to seen deon sanders play here. he would have put up some numbers.

the rouge could be tinkered with.

any ball caught in the end zone must be run out or you concede a point.

no point is given if the ball goes through the end zone untouched.
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Kid-Wicked wrote:don't forget "no yards". best football rule of all time. would have love to seen deon sanders play here. he would have put up some numbers.

the rouge could be tinkered with.

any ball caught in the end zone must be run out or you concede a point.

no point is given if the ball goes through the end zone untouched.
Agreed. I don't like that a game can be decided just by kicking through the endzone, even if you miss, but I love the fact that it forces players to return the ball.
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I hope P13 hasn't left on his self imposed exile just yet..

He never explained what we were supposed to call the Colts when they LOST the Super Bowl.. :(
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WHO DAT???????

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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Flaggy, you're in NOLA aren't you, or close?
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Baton Rouge. Close enough.

Long suffering Saints fans from as long as my lifetime and beyond!

FUCK YEAH!!!!

Who drinking???? We drinking!!!!
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Congrats, dude! :D You guys have long deserved it. I went to NOLA about 10 years ago for a Broncos/Saints game, and the fans and the people in general were just so fucking cool. I left with a newfound respect for the team and fans. I'm happy as hell for yas!

Now what the fuck are you doing on Sludge? Get your ass out and dance in the streets! (what is the scene like there right now?)
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*ahem*




WHO DAT!?!?!?!!!!
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