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Just saw Greg Oden's Dong

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All I can say is: Gat Damn
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Haha, I knew you'd be the first one to post about it.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Did you see Obama 'congratulating' Phil for winning ten titles?
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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awesome that he embarrassed Magic who had no business being up there
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He's part owner of the team.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:All I can say is: Gat Damn
Don't be shy. You really want to share
how his ass tasted :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Redman77 wrote:He's part owner of the team.
what, 5%? i didn't see the other owners up there...owner or not, the guy would have wanted to sneak in there anyway

he's jealous of Mike and wanted a taste of the White House...to me he's more of a Jesse Jackson spokesman kinda guy who always has to put his 2 cents everywhere
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His dong looks like Luke Walton to me, does anyone else see it?

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NunoFreak wrote:His dong looks like Luke Walton to me, does anyone else see it?

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Greg Oden's Dong looks like teen wolf...
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After seeing this thread I went over to Google and started typing in "Greg Oden nude pi"...

Then I thought "WTF????"

And immediately closed the laptop and took a shower.
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JakeYonkel wrote:After seeing this thread I went over to Google and started typing in "Greg Oden nude pi"...

Then I thought "WTF????"

And immediately closed the laptop and took a shower.
All I have to say is if the rumor was true about John Dillinger having a 15 inch tool and it was in a jar in some medical warehouse, you'd have a curiosity, right? Purely for shock value, a physiological anomaly.

It's the same way with Oden. The dude is packing a fucking howitzer. As someone said on Deadspin.com (where the unaltered pic still is posted as far as I know), there is no need for an athlete or any other male to ever take a cock shot on a cell phone again. The pic should be viewed just to appreciate the truth of the jokes that are following.
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I can't find it and I still feel weird looking for it.
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JakeYonkel wrote:I can't find it and I still feel weird looking for it.
This doesn't mean I want to go out for drinks later or anything:


http://deadspin.com/5457361/greg-odens- ... ing-nicely
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Holy fuck, that thing is down to his knees.
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Remember that he's 7 feet tall, too. I'd LOVE to see the pussy he's wrecking with that hog.
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JakeYonkel wrote:I can't find it and I still feel weird looking for it.

http://perezhilton.com/2010-01-27-nba-s ... -peen-pics
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I didn't want to post any cause his lawyers are
demanding people take em down...
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I'll bet Perez Hilton has fucked himself into a coma looking at that pic.
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JakeYonkel wrote:After seeing this thread I went over to Google and started typing in "Greg Oden nude pi"...

Then I thought "WTF????"

And immediately closed the laptop and took a shower.
This might be the funniest thing I've read in my life...
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Monty610 wrote:
JakeYonkel wrote:After seeing this thread I went over to Google and started typing in "Greg Oden nude pi"...

Then I thought "WTF????"

And immediately closed the laptop and took a shower.
This might be the funniest thing I've read in my life...
What Jake isn't telling you is that his wife opened the laptop up and then took a long bath afterwards.
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:shock: Sweet mother of god, that thing is massive!
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Imagine if he had to wear the old short shorts?

This also explains his constant knee injuries.
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NunoFreak wrote:His dong looks like Luke Walton to me, does anyone else see it?

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Bill.
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Redman77 wrote:
NunoFreak wrote:His dong looks like Luke Walton to me, does anyone else see it?

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Bill.
I meant Bill. Fuck! FAIL!
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We'll never fit that on the album cover!

I know, maybe we can play jumprope with it.





Good god, I've never felt so inadequate in my life. I bet he has to buy special drawers for that monster.
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:shock: :shock: :shock:

So it IS true what they say about black dudes! That there's a weapon of mass destruction! Owwwie...
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No wonder why NBA players started wearing the long shorts.
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I was so inspired by it I posted a blog entry:

http://tin00can.wordpress.com/2010/02/0 ... dens-dong/
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:D

Yay! Tinny has a blog! *off to read*
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