What is Bill Polian going to try to have changed now ??

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What is Bill Polian going to try to have changed now ??

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Any guesses/thoughts as to what he'll cry to have changed in the offseason ?

We know he'll continue with the forced appearances at the Pro Bowl, and he's not wrong on that one, but what else pertaining to game play ?

No onside kicks unless you're losing and it's the last 5 minutes of the game ?

Defenders have to play 3 yards off the receivers at all times until the ball is caught, or face a "no yards" penalty ?

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I don't know but whats his record in the SB now, 1-5?? not saying he's not good at what he does, he obviously puts good teams together, but i hear the word genius thrown around and not just by fanboys like P13, I don't understand that shit.
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:lol: I didn't notice the onside kick one at first, that's some funny shit.
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thejuggernaut wrote:Any guesses/thoughts as to what he'll cry to have changed in the offseason ?
New rule...any QB named Manning gets a mulligan when he throws an interception.
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Some more Pussy Polian rules:

Rule change #1 If your QB has a horse shoe on his helmet and has a uniform number greater than 17 but less than 19:

Part A: Any defender that touches one of his passes while it is in the air is interfering with the pass getting to the receiver and hence it is Pass Interference. The ball will be placed on the opponents 1 yard line, regardless of the spot of the foul.

Part B: Invading the QB's personal space(3 yard buffer zone) at any point during a pass attempt shall be considered roughing and the opposing player guilty of the foul will be assessed a 2 minute penalty and must leave the field giving the QB's team a 1 man advantage.

Part C: Said QB's team is allowed 1 "Do over" per quarter.
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Re: What is Bill Polian going to try to have changed now ??

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They could keep the whole saints benc on the sidleine after that onsides kick.

There was more than one Saint not involved in that play, on the field pulling people off the pile.
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