PAUL GASOL SOFT?!?!

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PAUL GASOL SOFT?!?!

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I WANNA SEE 1 OF YOU FAGGOTS TAKE A HIT LIKE THIS TO YOUR FUCKIN FACE:

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YOU'D GO CRYING TO THE REFS TO BAN HIM!

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Put it this way: even if Gasol hit you as hard as he could, and it hurt really bad, you still wouldn't want to complain, because you'd be known as the guy that complained about Paul Gasol hitting him.
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Who is Paul Gasol?
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Who is Paul Gasol?
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He is soft.

I bet he uses moisturizing cream so his championship ring doesn't hurt his finger.
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Cry to the refs about that? Shit, that style of play happened every night back in the 80's and early 90's.
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thejuggernaut wrote:He is soft.

I bet he uses moisturizing cream so his championship ring doesn't hurt his finger.
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HE STILL HAS ONE MORE THAN LEBRONZE JAMES.
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One picture, of what was quite possibly accidental contact, certainly proves your point. Your anecdotal evidence has me convinced! Paul is tough.
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Pau's a great player, but he won't be shaking the "soft" tag anytime soon, shit don't work like that in the NBA, He'd have to drastically change his game, and He shouldn't, soft and all he's still one of the best PF's in the league.
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Europeans = Soft

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He's not even remotely going for the ball. I'd show the world how soft he is when I kick his ass after the whistle blows.

He's a sissy, and I'd love to see what my fist would do to his face.

I have an irrational distaste for him and all Europussy NBA'ers. They all are the biggest crybabies. Larry Bird would have pants'd him night after night.
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Liquid Boom Boom wrote: I'd show the world how soft he is when I kick his ass after the whistle blows.

He's a sissy, and I'd love to see what my fist would do to his face.

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