THE FUCKIN ANIMALS THAT LIVE IN UTAH

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THE FUCKIN ANIMALS THAT LIVE IN UTAH

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UTAH IS ONE OF THE TRASHIEST, WEIRDEST PLACES OF ALL.

HERE'S A LITTLE SAMPLE OF THE KIND OF WHITE TRASH REDNECK ANIMALS THAT LIVE IN THAT PRIMITIVE ASS BACKWARDS STATE:


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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IM TALKIN' ABOUT, It is a photo of a fan covering his eye while Derek Fisher shoots a technical. Fisher's daughter, as you may be aware, has a rare form of eye cancer.
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No worse than KG telling Villanueva he looks like he's in chemo the other night.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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This is exists in every sport, every day and in every country. Nothing to see here (ZING!).
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ParaDime77 wrote:This is exists in every sport, every day and in every country. Nothing to see here (ZING!).
Anyone that's ever been near an NBA, NHL or NFL playing field has heard FAR worse things said between the players.

The pros could give a SHIT about anything a fan says for the most part if they're any good at their job anyway.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Seeing Dyan Cannon's face courtside every night is a far worse abomination than that.

Plus Kobe raped a white girl.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Seeing Dyan Cannon's face courtside every night is a far worse abomination than that.

Plus Kobe raped a white girl.
One of the best lines on SNL the past 15 years is when Tina Fey said, "And Mike Tyson said, 'Kobe Bryant couldn't rape his way out of a paper bag'".
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ParaDime77 wrote:This is exists in every sport, every day and in every country. Nothing to see here (ZING!).
ME NOT KNOW WHAT SAY YOU, EAT SHIT GO.
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Ah, the Mormon Republic. 0 championships is exactly what a team called "The Utah Jazz" deserves. "Utah" and "jazz" are so far-removed from one another that my spell-checker is attempting to correct this entire sentence.

Yeah, yeah. They started in New Orleans. Blah.
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UtahRatt wrote:I approve of this thread.

So do I!
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