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Why does CBS keep this idiot? The guy can barely get out a sentence without stuttering or stammering. Guy has had too many helmet to helmet hits or something.
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Not to mention the guy gets a free pass for his "little" domestic violence hobby.
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Amen, I have been saying that for years, you can't make out words he is saying, he sounds like a flat tire slappin down the road.
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His brother was much better.
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Yeah, I don't lithten to anything thith guy thayth.
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Have you noticed that very few blacks are in the both calling a game?
Why? Because you wouldnt understand a single word that is said.
Basketball has the same problem, unfortunately 99% of NBA players are black, so who else you going to use?
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Go ahead and say it you know you fuckers want too...




Cuz the motherfucker has some big ass lips!!
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yeahbuddy wrote:Have you noticed that very few blacks are in the both calling a game?
Why? Because you wouldnt understand a single word that is said.
Basketball has the same problem, unfortunately 99% of NBA players are black, so who else you going to use?
Right, I can't think of a single well-spoken black individual.
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It's the clothes daddy-o.
Quit drinkin the haterade u dum crackas.
He's pimptastic.
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MurrayFiend wrote:
yeahbuddy wrote:Have you noticed that very few blacks are in the both calling a game?
Why? Because you wouldnt understand a single word that is said.
Basketball has the same problem, unfortunately 99% of NBA players are black, so who else you going to use?
Right, I can't think of a single well-spoken black individual.
In regular society, there are plenty.
In the world of sports, very few. And the ones that are, are in positions to be highlighted. The guy from CBS is one. What's his name? Jim Brown, James Brown, or whatever it is. You know who I am talking about.
Look at TNT's coverage of NBA. If it wasnt for Ernie being there, we would have no clue what Chris Weber, Kenny Smith, and especially Charles Barkley were talking about.
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I have a black friend who is well-spoken.
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tin00can wrote:I have a black friend who is well-spoken.
There's black people and there's niggers. Big difference.
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I brought this up years ago! worst commentator ever.
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Even when you can understand his blabbering he doesn't say anything. He adds nothing to that program.
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eddie lee roth wrote:It's the clothes
He's pimptastic.
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C'mon, what about the Gumbels?
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I can't watch Inside the NFL anymore because of Warren Sapp.

His over-reactions and dramatic faces make it hard to watch..

I guess the studios feel they have an obligation to have some of these former players on their shows..

Tom Jackson on ESPN is a former player who seems knowledgeable and is pretty well spoken..

Cris Carter is alright, too..

Even though they seem to sometimes come off racist, mainly because the most important position in the game is held by mostly white players.. they tend to geek out on that a few times a week
Four out of five voices in my head tell me to go for it..
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MurrayFiend wrote:
yeahbuddy wrote:Have you noticed that very few blacks are in the both calling a game?
Why? Because you wouldnt understand a single word that is said.
Basketball has the same problem, unfortunately 99% of NBA players are black, so who else you going to use?
Right, I can't think of a single well-spoken black individual.
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Mike Tirico talks good.

So does OJ Simpson.
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Crazy Levi wrote: So does OJ Simpson.
Clearly you forgot about the Racial Draft
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Crazy Levi wrote:Mike Tirico talks good.

So does OJ Simpson.
That would be 'talks well.' That lesson in language was a miss. Thanks for playing, however! Goodnight!
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bigbuttskinner wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Mike Tirico talks good.

So does OJ Simpson.
That would be 'talks well.' That lesson in language was a miss. Thanks for playing, however! Goodnight!
crazy levi must be black.
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Not to reveal personal info, but I somehow doubt that.
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Dawg5man wrote:I can't watch Inside the NFL anymore because of Warren Sapp.

His over-reactions and dramatic faces make it hard to watch..

I guess the studios feel they have an obligation to have some ethnic diversity on their shows..


Fixed.

Still, nobody grates on my nerves more than Trent Dilfer. After every game he's like "THIS is how a championship quarterback needs to play..." Like he carried the Ravens to the super bowl on his arm.
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JakeYonkel wrote:C'mon, what about the Gumbels?
I'll give you Greg, but I'm pretty sure Bryant is white.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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I can't help but think of this guy when he talks.

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Chieftan44 wrote:
Dawg5man wrote:I can't watch Inside the NFL anymore because of Warren Sapp.

His over-reactions and dramatic faces make it hard to watch..

I guess the studios feel they have an obligation to have some ethnic diversity on their shows..


Fixed.

Still, nobody grates on my nerves more than Trent Dilfer. After every game he's like "THIS is how a championship quarterback needs to play..." Like he carried the Ravens to the super bowl on his arm.


My favorite Dilfer line this season was "Mike Vick might just be indefensible."

The packers found a way.
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