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Sorry Bronco fans, but Tebow sucks

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I am a fan, but I have seen two practices and this guy cannot throw the ball for shit. Even Brady Quinn is looking like he will be 2nd string. The lockout definitely hurt this guy.
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Tebow is the guy that should have been traded to the Dolphins.
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I'm a broncos fan and cried with frustration when they signed that cunt.
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I was lmao when they traded up to get him. I knew then how much Josh McDaniel knows. They should've picked him in the 4th round, no higher.
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Horse Called War wrote:Even Brady Quinn is looking like he will be 2nd string.
GET.FUCKING.REAL.

Brady Queen is dogshit.
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cantstopthemusic wrote:
Horse Called War wrote:Even Brady Quinn is looking like he will be 2nd string.
GET.FUCKING.REAL.

Brady Queen is dogshit.
Brady who?
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cantstopthemusic wrote:
Horse Called War wrote:Even Brady Quinn is looking like he will be 2nd string.
GET.FUCKING.REAL.

Brady Queen is dogshit.

Yes. Still better than Tim Tebow tough.
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Tommy wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:
Horse Called War wrote:Even Brady Quinn is looking like he will be 2nd string.
GET.FUCKING.REAL.

Brady Queen is dogshit.

Yes. Still better than Tim Tebow tough.
Quinn>Tebow(right now).

I heard Tebow takes up to 8 seconds to figure out where to pass
the ball at practice.
Are you kidding me?
8 seconds to make a decision.
:lol:

Looking forward to watching Dallas knock him around tonight, pick off some of his throws and expose the kid for the fraud that he is.
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The Dallas defense under Rob Ryan is going to be ruthless and are going to relish knocking the golden-boy into next month. Can't wait to watch.
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Tommy wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:
Horse Called War wrote:Even Brady Quinn is looking like he will be 2nd string.
GET.FUCKING.REAL.

Brady Queen is dogshit.

Yes. Still better than Tim Tebow though.
Machado wrote:Quinn>Tebow(right now).
You're high, if you actually believe that.
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cantstopthemusic wrote:
Tommy wrote:
Machado wrote:Quinn>Tebow(right now).
You're high, if you actually believe that.

I am not high.
Proof is in the pudding.

Quinn has experience.
Tebow has virtually none.

Wait n see who wins the back-up QB job in Denver this year.
It won't be Tebow.
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Tommy Maddox where are you???
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Drafting Tebow was totally lose/lose for the Broncos.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Machado wrote: Looking forward to watching Dallas knock him around tonight, pick off some of his throws and expose the kid for the fraud that he is.
6 of 7 for 91 with an overturned pick and sacked once. It definitely wasn't a stellar performance from Tebow, but Dallas' vaunted D didn't exactly impress against the "fraud".
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bane wrote:
Machado wrote: Looking forward to watching Dallas knock him around tonight, pick off some of his throws and expose the kid for the fraud that he is.
6 of 7 for 91 with an overturned pick and sacked once. It definitely wasn't a stellar performance from Tebow, but Dallas' vaunted D didn't exactly impress against the "fraud".

Fuck off!

Was the #1 Defense on the field for Dallas when Tebow was playing?
If the answer is no, then go shit in your hat already.
Stop talking out of your ass and stop trying so hard to make NFL fans believe Tebow is a legit QB.
Pre-Season game #1 usually features the #1 offense and defense for
a series or two and no more.
I did not watch the game, but I have my DVR set to record off NFL Network tonight.
Saw some highlights and could not believe Tebow's post-game comments,
"the game did not seem sped up to me at all".
Is he fucking kidding?
Has he mastered the game already?
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Machado wrote: Is he fucking kidding?
Has he mastered the game already?
Has any Florida quarterback mastered the pro game?
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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johnk5150 wrote:
Machado wrote: Is he fucking kidding?
Has he mastered the game already?
Has any Florida quarterback mastered the pro game?
Great point.
All of those Florida QB's are very, very good college players, but their skills
don't translate well in the NFL.
Unless their job is to throw the ball to the other team, lose games and carry a clipboard
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Machado wrote:
bane wrote:
Machado wrote: Looking forward to watching Dallas knock him around tonight, pick off some of his throws and expose the kid for the fraud that he is.
6 of 7 for 91 with an overturned pick and sacked once. It definitely wasn't a stellar performance from Tebow, but Dallas' vaunted D didn't exactly impress against the "fraud".

Fuck off!

Was the #1 Defense on the field for Dallas when Tebow was playing?
If the answer is no, then go shit in your hat already.
Stop talking out of your ass and stop trying so hard to make NFL fans believe Tebow is a legit QB.
Pre-Season game #1 usually features the #1 offense and defense for
a series or two and no more.
I did not watch the game, but I have my DVR set to record off NFL Network tonight.
Saw some highlights and could not believe Tebow's post-game comments,
"the game did not seem sped up to me at all".
Is he fucking kidding?
Has he mastered the game already?
I've never claimed Tebow was an NFL QB. I think he's gonna flop, hard. He's gonna make Ryan Leif look like Tom Brady by comparison, but I also wasn't the one bragging about my team's defense smacking him around before the fact. Don't even go with that "it was second string" crap. You and everybody else knew he'd be going against the twos when you made your boast. The fact remains that the Cowboys D wasn't exactly awesome against the worst QB the NFL has seen in a long, long time.
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Tebow could dominate in the Arena football league.
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Bassmaster1984 wrote:Tebow could dominate in the Arena football league.
No he couldn't. At least not for sure, those guys all have quick releases, while his is release is shite.
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If the choice is Tebow or Quinn then you have to go with Quinn. Quinn was trained in an NFL style offense in college, has good mechanics, can make the reads, and is reasonably accurate. Plus he does have some experience. He's not great, but he is a serviceable backup QB.

Right now Tebow is a mess and needs a lot of work. What he really needs is something like NFL Europe used to be so he could go and spend a few years developing. He does have a lot of the intangibles such as leadership skills and a good work ethic, but none of that helps when he throws a ball that is 3 or 4 feet off target.

It's all moot anyway. Fox would be crazy to start anyone but Orton. Orton will never make anyone forget Elway, or even Plummer, but at least he will manage a game and give his team a reasonable chance to win. There is no way that they don't start the season 1. Orton - 2. Quinn - 3. Tebow.
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SkyDog112046 wrote: Right now Tebow is a mess and needs a lot of work. What he really needs is something like NFL Europe used to be so he could go and spend a few years developing. He does have a lot of the intangibles such as leadership skills and a good work ethic, but none of that helps when he throws a ball that is 3 or 4 feet off target.

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I don't think an NFL Europe or any other developmental type league would do much good for that guy. He is what he is: a hugely successful college QB that doesn't posess the physical tools to make it in the NFL. He's a tremendously charismatic guy with some impressive leadership ability. He's probably got a hell of a future in politics or something of that ilk, but he'll never be a successful NFL QB IMO. Denver fucked up with that pick, and now tbey're trying to save face with this ridiculous QB controversy, but as far as I can tell, the only valid reason to give him the ball is so Denver can compete with Cinci in the Luck sweepstakes.
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I'm still pissed the Broncos traded up to get him.

Though some people like Merril Hoge seem to be getting on my "Cut Tebow" bandwagon! :twisted:
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hate for Tebow is fine, he's the future of the Broncos. Denver got John Elway part II. Will he be an alltime great no, but he will make the games fun to watch.

Tebow will start in San Diego!
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LAglamrocker wrote:Denver got John Elway part II. Will he be an alltime great no,
How will he be Elway II if he's not going to be an all time great? :?

but he will make the games fun to watch.
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he will be the same style of player as Elway, just not a legend. When Orton goes down in Denver the crowd will cheer it
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SkyDog112046 wrote:If the choice is Tebow or Quinn then you have to go with Quinn. Quinn was trained in an NFL style offense in college, has good mechanics, can make the reads, and is reasonably accurate. Plus he does have some experience. He's not great, but he is a serviceable backup QB.
Quinn has a weenie-arm.

You forgot that one.
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cantstopthemusic wrote:
SkyDog112046 wrote:If the choice is Tebow or Quinn then you have to go with Quinn. Quinn was trained in an NFL style offense in college, has good mechanics, can make the reads, and is reasonably accurate. Plus he does have some experience. He's not great, but he is a serviceable backup QB.
Quinn has a weenie-arm.

You forgot that one.
Quinn can be a game manager style QB. He might not be a deep threat but he can be serviceable. Pennington had no arm either and he was able to win because he did everything else well. Quinn can be similar as a backup and a team could win 2 or 3 games with him if the starter went down.

The same cannot be said of Tebow at this point. Tebow has yet to prove he can play in a pro-style offense or read NFL defenses. And he is not even accurate on short routes, let alone deep ones. it's different throwing to top college receivers against lesser opponents than it is trying to go against pro D-backs. Every single one of them is better than all but a few of the ones Tebow saw in college. If he is as inaccurate as his tendencies have shown he is going to throw 2 or 3 INTs a game. Right now if the choice is Quinn or Tebow, they have to go with Quinn.
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cantstopthemusic wrote:
SkyDog112046 wrote:If the choice is Tebow or Quinn then you have to go with Quinn. Quinn was trained in an NFL style offense in college, has good mechanics, can make the reads, and is reasonably accurate. Plus he does have some experience. He's not great, but he is a serviceable backup QB.
Quinn has a weenie-arm.

You forgot that one.
I don't get that about Quinn...the guy is ripped up yet he has a weak arm. Must be all about technique I guess.

Tebow will be fine when he gets some games under his belt imo.
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