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It was the Purple Peter Eaters as I was growing up. I remember announcers saying there goes Fran Tarkenton scrambling for his life when I thought he was running to get off the team.
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i don't know but i am lol
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It has to be done. SRY..... :lol:

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Well, I told you that they had to get to Luck (they didn't) and that the Chiefs secondary was shit (it is). I stupidly thought when they were up by 28 in the 3rd that they had the game in hand. Not to mention like half the team ended up out of the game injured by the time it was over.

Alex Smith played awesome. And then there was the intentional grounding at the end of the game. I mean, damn.....
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Mazerati wrote:anyway one of the best comebacks i've seen in a LONG time
It's not a comeback when they're gift wrapped with a return receipt for the 4 turnovers.
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Peterbilt wrote:Well, I told you that they had to get to Luck (they didn't) and that the Chiefs secondary was shit (it is). I stupidly thought when they were up by 28 in the 3rd that they had the game in hand. Not to mention like half the team ended up out of the game injured by the time it was over.

Alex Smith played awesome. And then there was the intentional grounding at the end of the game. I mean, damn.....
And I said it would take a choke, the most incredible choke I've ever witnessed. I refuse to call it a win.

For Indy its like fucking the ugly chick in high school. You wont admit to it let alone brag about it. I feel dirty for even watching.
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Peterbilt wrote:Well, I told you that they had to get to Luck (they didn't) and that the Chiefs secondary was shit (it is).
You got 3 picks and a fumble! You don't need Luck being up 38-10 in the 3rd! Nothing gets behind you at that point that's it, final. What you don't do is continue to do the same thing over and over.

Hilton was elementary game plan, take their #1 out just like everyone else does because NO ONE is going to step up and no one did. Double and triple Hilton, put a man on him and one over the top. Bump him off the line...Every time! Fucking prevent if you have too. Mix it up! Either way being up 28 point you double up the safety's and nothing gets behind you. Reid and shitty D let it happen.

Deep blitzes left the deep open. Safety blitzes left deep outs. Load the box early, get a huge lead, pull back, run the ball....Game over.

Reid stuck to the same game plan and didn't adjust. Indy Adjusted tho, they took advantage of it. Replay that last deep out to Hilton, completely open with 3 DB's on the other side, not one player was on the other side! 3 players covering an empty field and that how it was the entire 2nd half. Blew me the fuck away

Guess I'm kind of pissed about it, thankfully not like you I'd have to break something. But I did want them to win. They should have, would have, could have.

Bummer. Oh well, I'll double dog guarantee Indy to lose next game.
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UtahRatt wrote:Reid stuck to the same game plan and didn't adjust.
That and his piss-poor time mngmnt are his calling cards.
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Peterbilt wrote:Well, I told you that they had to get to Luck (they didn't) and that the Chiefs secondary was shit (it is). I stupidly thought when they were up by 28 in the 3rd that they had the game in hand. Not to mention like half the team ended up out of the game injured by the time it was over.

Alex Smith played awesome. And then there was the intentional grounding at the end of the game. I mean, damn.....
And I said it would take a choke, the most incredible choke I've ever witnessed. I refuse to call it a win.

For Indy its like fucking the ugly chick in high school. You wont admit to it let alone brag about it. I feel dirty for even watching.
It was a choke of epic proportions.
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UtahRatt wrote:
Peterbilt wrote:Well, I told you that they had to get to Luck (they didn't) and that the Chiefs secondary was shit (it is). I stupidly thought when they were up by 28 in the 3rd that they had the game in hand. Not to mention like half the team ended up out of the game injured by the time it was over.

Alex Smith played awesome. And then there was the intentional grounding at the end of the game. I mean, damn.....
And I said it would take a choke, the most incredible choke I've ever witnessed. I refuse to call it a win.

For Indy its like fucking the ugly chick in high school. You wont admit to it let alone brag about it. I feel dirty for even watching.
It's more like licking Kim's asshole. A huge win for P13's sex life but at what expense?
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UtahRatt wrote:
Peterbilt wrote:Well, I told you that they had to get to Luck (they didn't) and that the Chiefs secondary was shit (it is). I stupidly thought when they were up by 28 in the 3rd that they had the game in hand. Not to mention like half the team ended up out of the game injured by the time it was over.

Alex Smith played awesome. And then there was the intentional grounding at the end of the game. I mean, damn.....
And I said it would take a choke, the most incredible choke I've ever witnessed. I refuse to call it a win.

For Indy its like fucking the ugly chick in high school. You wont admit to it let alone brag about it. I feel dirty for even watching.
Did you lose money on the game? Why the hate for the Colts? Greg has been gone for months .
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Right, so this means there's finally no more tediously dull NFC East debates here for the rest of the season, right?
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Peterbilt wrote:Well, I told you that they had to get to Luck (they didn't) and that the Chiefs secondary was shit (it is). I stupidly thought when they were up by 28 in the 3rd that they had the game in hand. Not to mention like half the team ended up out of the game injured by the time it was over.

Alex Smith played awesome. And then there was the intentional grounding at the end of the game. I mean, damn.....
And I said it would take a choke, the most incredible choke I've ever witnessed. I refuse to call it a win.

For Indy its like fucking the ugly chick in high school. You wont admit to it let alone brag about it. I feel dirty for even watching.
Did you lose money on the game? Why the hate for the Colts? Greg has been gone for months .
Fuck the Colts. Fuck them and their steel-reinforced turf that knocked out all the Chiefs players today. Fuck Jim Harbaugh, fuck Peyton Manning, fuck Andrew Luck, fuck 'em all. And a big FUCK YOU to the shitty ass Bears and their Jeff George clone fucking no win having QB who didn't even make the fucking playoffs. So shut the fuck up.
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It's official. Marvin Lewis can't win a playoff game. EVER.
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And another thing...everyone that keeps bitching about how warm-weather teams can't play in the cold...well...I think you got your ass handed to you this weekend, huh?
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DaveB wrote:And another thing...everyone that keeps bitching about how warm-weather teams can't play in the cold...well...I think you got your ass handed to you this weekend, huh?
"...another thing..."??
Where the fuck did you come from all of a sudden? :lol:
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John Simon Ritchie wrote:
DaveB wrote:And another thing...everyone that keeps bitching about how warm-weather teams can't play in the cold...well...I think you got your ass handed to you this weekend, huh?
"...another thing..."??
Where the fuck did you come from all of a sudden? :lol:

Way to stick you neck out there...After all the games are over.

Not sure many people brought it up?
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Bears sign Jay Cutlerfluck to seven-year contract extension! He is expected to earn in the range of $18 million-$20 million per season.

HAHAHAHAHA! 7 years at 18 to 20 MILLION per season for Jay Cutlerfuck? It also includes at least $50 million in guaranteed money!
Jay and ROMO are quietly laughing all the way to the bank.

Jay Cutler has been picked off 75 times since joining the Bears in 2009. Only Mark Sanchez and Ryan Fitzpatrick have thrown interceptions on a higher percentage of passes than Cutler's 3.6 during that span. :lol:

The Denver Bronco trash still flutters around the league, even helping the Cowboy's choke outta the playoffs. We should send Denver a thank you card.
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johnk5150 wrote:Did you lose money on the game? Why the hate for the Colts? Greg has been gone for months .
"it's funny I was going to bring up George as well"

Fuck the Colt's for not being in Baltimore, fuck Jeff George, Peyton and fuck Luck. I absolutely hate Andrew Luck.
There was a time I really liked the Colt's and some of their players but I've grown to hate them over the years and it quietly started when they moved. As for today and the future, the team sucks. They're not that good, I have no faith in them, they're in the playoffs for being 6-0 in a weak division and they slipped by a few good teams early in transition and they was handed a win this week in KC.
Their win vs KC was fucking ugly and just like I said every station and report I've seen is all about Luck.

They awesomeness turnaround is if Indy beats Denver but that can't and wont happen.
All the AFC teams are weak except for Denver and New England isn't good enough to beat the Donkey's with Brady alone.

I'll say this, if Indy or anyone beats Denver, I'll buy a jersey from that winning team and I'll have you fuckers pick out the player.
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UtahRatt wrote: Jay Cutler has been picked off 75 times since joining the Bears in 2009. Only Mark Sanchez and Ryan Fitzpatrick have thrown interceptions on a higher percentage of passes than Cutler's 3.6 during that span. :lol:
Oh yea well at least he's never had a butt fumble! :mrgreen:

Seriously though let's play "Pick Your Poison" in one corner you've got Jay Cutler's fucked-up contract and in the other you have the head shaking hilariously funny Tony Romo's contract.

Which one do you pick??? When it comes to being a oh no he didn't just do that type of QB Romo has no peers.

For the foreseeable future you might want to consult with Dallas fans johnk5150 to see how they put up with disappointing NFL seasons. :lol:
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I don't think the Colts will beat Denver but I think they are gonna shock a lot of people when they put down the Patriots. I'm not a big fan of Manning other than I respect what he has accomplished, or the Colts but this is Manning's year.
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UtahRatt wrote:Bears sign Jay Cutlerfluck to seven-year contract extension! He is expected to earn in the range of $18 million-$20 million per season.

HAHAHAHAHA! 7 years at 18 to 20 MILLION per season for Jay Cutlerfuck? It also includes at least $50 million in guaranteed money!
Jay and ROMO are quietly laughing all the way to the bank.

Jay Cutler has been picked off 75 times since joining the Bears in 2009. Only Mark Sanchez and Ryan Fitzpatrick have thrown interceptions on a higher percentage of passes than Cutler's 3.6 during that span. :lol:


The Denver Bronco trash still flutters around the league, even helping the Cowboy's choke outta the playoffs. We should send Denver a thank you card.
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UtahRatt wrote:
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DaveB wrote:And another thing...everyone that keeps bitching about how warm-weather teams can't play in the cold...well...I think you got your ass handed to you this weekend, huh?
"...another thing..."??
Where the fuck did you come from all of a sudden? :lol:

Way to stick you neck out there...After all the games are over.

Not sure many people brought it up?
I was just being a smart ass. No one brought it up that I know of. But it is something that has always raked my nerves. When I say "everyone keeps bitching", I just mean that the topic gets ran into the ground during playoffs. "OH NO! Can the 49ers go into GB and survive the cold?" That sort of thing. It's as if the Saints play every game in the Superdome. Or the Dolphins never travel out of south Florida. But it's just part of the game that the "experts" play to predict the outcomes.
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sin wrote:I don't think the Colts will beat Denver but I think they are gonna shock a lot of people when they put down the Patriots.
I dunno. I think the Patriots handle the Colts at home. I mean, who the fuck knows what can happen on game day, but I saw the Colts' defense allow itself to be shredded by Alex Smith (!) and the Chief's run game, even without Jamal Charles, for a good chunk of that game. The Pats offense can put a whole lot more pressure on that Colts defense than the Chiefs - they can run it and throw it well. And the Pats are a much better coached team -- I don't see them allowing that kind of huge deep pass to Hilton in the ending moments.

But I can also see Luck shredding the Pats defense, depending on who plays. Any good team can shit the bed on a given day -- as the Bengals show us year after year.

(For the record, my predictions sucked. I picked the Bengals, the Eagles, Chiefs, and San Francisco. A stellar 1-3.)
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UtahRatt wrote:It has to be done. SRY..... :lol:

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I discounted that whole "cold weather" thing the day after Tampa came into Philly in January and annihilated an Eagles team that was supposed to be superbowl bound. Anyone can win anywhere, especially a guy like Drew Brees. The Saints were mediocre but they were good enough to win and that's all that counts.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:The Saints were mediocre but they were good enough to win and that's all that counts.
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Everyone on ESPN radio today seems to think that the 49ers are the team most likely to win the SB. What did everyone see from them yesterday that makes them think they're the favorite?
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