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eddie lee roth wrote:It’s the exact opposite for me my Steelers were on TV yesterday and we won your Cowboys got the shit kicked out of them and I get to watch my Steelers for two weeks in a row even though it’s one of them goddamn Thursday night games I can’t stand.
Thursday night games are so stupid. How many quality games have we gotten? It's gotta be awful on the boys.

And yes, my Cowboys got taken out to the woodshed. Aikman saying "This is the worst performance I've ever seen by a lineman" was prophetic. Why not shift the goddamn line? Why not put Witten in motion then stop to act as a blocker? They don't bench him until the 4th, and they finally started getting the ball downfield.

There were also a lot of no calls. On 3 of the 6 sacks, homeboy had a handful of facemask. Dez got hit while defenseless. Beasley took a shot while defenseless. That's 5 personal fouls. Bullshit.
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eddie lee roth wrote:It’s the exact opposite for me my Steelers were on TV yesterday and we won your Cowboys got the shit kicked out of them and I get to watch my Steelers for two weeks in a row even though it’s one of them goddamn Thursday night games I can’t stand.
Nothing against you personally or specifically, but god damn that's one of my major fucking hatreds. Whenever a fan says "my team" and "we won." No you fucking didn't. You have nothing to do with any of the play on or off the field. Fuck.
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Oh yeah cocksucker well I just happen to love my Rolling Stones and I love to listen my Led Zeppelin with my headphones on and I’m always up to listen to in my car my Van Halen 78-84 era does that bother you too bitch.

Seriously you have to get worked up enough to post that dumbshit. Everybody knows what I mean they’re the team I cheer for and I can’t stand Artemis and Bludegeon Cowboys and we give each shit on here in a just fucking around situation.

If that’s what got you mad enough to post than you’re having a good day but you’re to stupid to recognize it.
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Artemis2085 wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:It’s the exact opposite for me my Steelers were on TV yesterday and we won your Cowboys got the shit kicked out of them and I get to watch my Steelers for two weeks in a row even though it’s one of them goddamn Thursday night games I can’t stand.
Thursday night games are so stupid. How many quality games have we gotten? It's gotta be awful on the boys.

And yes, my Cowboys got taken out to the woodshed. Aikman saying "This is the worst performance I've ever seen by a lineman" was prophetic. Why not shift the goddamn line? Why not put Witten in motion then stop to act as a blocker? They don't bench him until the 4th, and they finally started getting the ball downfield.

There were also a lot of no calls. On 3 of the 6 sacks, homeboy had a handful of facemask. Dez got hit while defenseless. Beasley took a shot while defenseless. That's 5 personal fouls. Bullshit.
About 16 straight qtrs now of not one holding call against the opposing team facing Dallas. Wow, our O-line coach sucks.. Many, many bad calls. And, with my tin foil hat on 100%, but, Some owners are pissed at Jones because he is blocking Goodell's contract. Which is a good thing, IMO.. Course, would explain the many, many non calls going on. But, yeah, Dallas has been gifted a few. Not in the past 3 games, but, ya know. Go ahead y'all. Let me read it. lol
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This is one rare thing for me to say but I’m with Jones on this.

Goodell has made mistakes in the past way before all this national anthem bullshit started up he’s got to go.

I wish Kraft would back Jones instead of agreeing with the other owners you just know he’s got to hate Goodell too.
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eddie lee roth wrote:This is one rare thing for me to say but I’m with Jones on this.

Goodell has made mistakes in the past way before all this national anthem bullshit started up he’s got to go.

I wish Kraft would back Jones instead of agreeing with the other owners you just know he’s got to hate Goodell too.
I think Kraft is actually giving it back to Jones, for telling him to take the penalties and shut up.
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Of course, I know Kraft and Goodell were biffles so who knows? If I were Kraft, I'd want to stick my boot so far up Goodell's ass he's be coughing leather.
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eddie lee roth wrote:Oh yeah cocksucker well I just happen to love my Rolling Stones and I love to listen my Led Zeppelin with my headphones on and I’m always up to listen to in my car my Van Halen 78-84 era does that bother you too bitch.

Seriously you have to get worked up enough to post that dumbshit. Everybody knows what I mean they’re the team I cheer for and I can’t stand Artemis and Bludegeon Cowboys and we give each shit on here in a just fucking around situation.

If that’s what got you mad enough to post than you’re having a good day but you’re to stupid to recognize it.
It's just wrong. I thought we were old enough to know better by now. Then again...
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Pierce Foreskin wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:This is one rare thing for me to say but I’m with Jones on this.

Goodell has made mistakes in the past way before all this national anthem bullshit started up he’s got to go.

I wish Kraft would back Jones instead of agreeing with the other owners you just know he’s got to hate Goodell too.
I think Kraft is actually giving it back to Jones, for telling him to take the penalties and shut up.
Shoe, meet other foot.
Of course, I know Kraft and Goodell were biffles so who knows? If I were Kraft, I'd want to stick my boot so far up Goodell's ass he's be coughing leather.
Lol, this is all just made up drama to keep the focus off the brotha's. A lot of sports fans are stupid and just believe what they are told to believe.
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THE CHIEFS ARE NOT WHO I THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!!! Really!? One of the worst teams in the NFL, and you can't destroy them?! Pathetic.

Take all that "Andy Reid always wins after the bye week" shit and shove it up your ass. FU Andy and Chiefs! :evil:
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Peterbilt wrote:THE CHIEFS ARE NOT WHO I THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!!! Really!? One of the worst teams in the NFL, and you can't destroy them?! Pathetic.

Take all that "Andy Reid always wins after the bye week" shit and shove it up your ass. FU Andy and Chiefs! :evil:
I hear ya on that. WTF happened they looked like a well oiled machine just a few weeks ago. Don’t sell’em off just yet. They got some damn good players. Is Reid overrated I would say yes and he can drive you to drink sometimes but he’s not a terrible HC.
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Well that just about buttons it up for Washington's playoff implications… Will turn around and win just enough to have a middle mediocre draft pick :x
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Einstein Lawless wrote:Well that just about buttons it up for Washington's playoff implications… Will turn around and win just enough to have a middle mediocre draft pick :x
Wonder how much Cousins will get it’ll be a lot. Washington is all fucked up.

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Fun game in Mexico today.
Five of the next six are divisional games for the Pats, the sixth game is with the Steelers. Should be a good run to the playoffs from here.
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Another wasted season..

I find myself often now wondering why I put myself through this shit, with this team. Year after year..
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Bludegeon wrote:Another wasted season..

I find myself often now wondering why I put myself through this shit, with this team. Year after year..
join the club at least dallas has a great young qb and a beast at rb miami gonna have to draft another qb and rb not to mention their secondary
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Terry Glenn has died. Car crash.
He was pretty fun to watch his rookie year, even though the Tuna hated him, I mean, her.

RIP

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dtmfs wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Another wasted season..

I find myself often now wondering why I put myself through this shit, with this team. Year after year..
join the club at least dallas has a great young qb and a beast at rb miami gonna have to draft another qb and rb not to mention their secondary
Pfff. Dallas needs coaching, new defensive players. RT, LT WR, it goes on and on.

Looks like we're both up shit creek. LOL
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Bludegeon wrote:
dtmfs wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Another wasted season..

I find myself often now wondering why I put myself through this shit, with this team. Year after year..
join the club at least dallas has a great young qb and a beast at rb miami gonna have to draft another qb and rb not to mention their secondary
Pfff. Dallas needs coaching, new defensive players. RT, LT WR, it goes on and on.

Looks like we're both up shit creek. LOL
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Broncos playoff ready..thanks Elway
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dtmfs wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:
dtmfs wrote:
join the club at least dallas has a great young qb and a beast at rb miami gonna have to draft another qb and rb not to mention their secondary
Pfff. Dallas needs coaching, new defensive players. RT, LT WR, it goes on and on.

Looks like we're both up shit creek. LOL
i didnt know they o-line problems dam you talking injuriesD?
Injuries to LT. SMith is fine when healthy, he just hasn't been . The past couple of seasons, it's been his back. Collins at RT is not working out. His footwork is bad and he really struggles at times. WR? Bryant hasn't been and isn't a #1 WR. Not even close. Disappears way too many times in games. Can hardly get separation.
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eddie lee roth wrote: Washington is all fucked up.

Have been for over a decade it seems. The owner meddles into the football side of things way too much.

But hey, they completed a 8 yard shovel pass in the dirt on the Vikings by pawning off a clearly WASHED UP Donavan McNab.

My Vikings will fuck up this season somehow, because that's what they do. Happy turkey day, eveveryone!
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Well all you Redskins and Cowboys fans can and least take comfort in the fact that your team isn’t the Giants.

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Either way, Cousins will be the highest paid QB next season. Never before has a quarterback at his age, no injury history and talent level hit the open market. This would be like Dan Marino or John Elway going to the highest bidder in 1990.
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If I was the owner of the Buffalo Bills I would have left my coach at the airport.

That motherfucker is so stubborn he’s talking about doing it again this week and to insist that this is for the best.

How in the hell do they not fire that S.O.B.
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eddie lee roth wrote:If I was the owner of the Buffalo Bills I would have left my coach at the airport.

That motherfucker is so stubborn he’s talking about doing it again this week and to insist that this is for the best.

How in the hell do they not fire that S.O.B.
McDermott and new GM Brandon Beane just got there (part of Buffalo's odd plan to become the Panthers North). There's no way Beane wasn't in on the decision. Neither one are going anywhere, anytime soon.
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eddie lee roth wrote:If I was the owner of the Buffalo Bills I would have left my coach at the airport.

That motherfucker is so stubborn he’s talking about doing it again this week and to insist that this is for the best.

How in the hell do they not fire that S.O.B.
Yeah that shit made no sense whatsoever.

I knew the Chargers weren't anything to sleep through, but today was absurd. Dinking and dunking down the field just isn't going to cut it. Our snakebitten season is over. If they could get a secondary of some kind, they're championship contenders all over again.

What bugs me is all the Cowboys fans saying "Dak sucks. Please get Romo back!" etc. It's only his 2nd season. Aikman went 10-23 in his first 2 seasons. Show some fucking patience. Christ on a cracker.
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I want to share a not-so-secret.. secret. The Chiefs suck. :x
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"We're benching Eli Manning for Geno Smith." :D :mrgreen: :lol:
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Tymaster wrote:"We're benching Eli Manning for Geno Smith." :D :mrgreen: :lol:
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Time for Eli to join his brother in retirement land?
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