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Gritt wrote:
Machado wrote:i hope the reports are false but the media is now saying
that A Peterson is open to playing for Dallas next season. The Vikes
have until March 3 to exercise the team option and pay him 6 million bonus.

Please no. Dallas does not need Peterson at RB. NOPE. Thanks but no thanks.
Find another team to play for.
You were all about supporting him when he beat the shit out of his three year old with a stick.
Wrong. Go ahead and believe what you want. You have proven not to know anything. And if you
want to feel strong, let's make another bet.

What does his personal life have to do with his professional life? Not a damn thing.
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Machado wrote:Utah, pick one score already LOL
WOW, I guess if you make enough guess one of them might be correct.
You're a loser
Why is RGIII playing? The team with the ball last will win! :lol:

Get over it and go feel the monkey you short term memory loss clueless dweeb. Funny how you said get over it then had to bring up a 4 year rumor of Dallas and AD. What a dork. Dallas isn't playing today, they choked and went ONE AND OUT.


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Machado wrote:RG who? That was like two years ago.....go ahead and search for it. i dare you!
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How about you respond to this ass kicking? I guess if you block stupid out stupid never happens?
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Feel the monkey, Matardo.

Patriots 34
Falcons 27
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UtahRatt wrote:
Machado wrote:Utah, pick one score already LOL
WOW, I guess if you make enough guess one of them might be correct.
You're a loser
Why is RGIII playing? The team with the ball last will win! :lol:

Get over it and go feel the monkey you short term memory loss clueless dweeb. Funny how you said get over it then had to bring up a 4 year rumor of Dallas and AD. What a dork. Dallas isn't playing today, they choked and went ONE AND OUT.


Enjoy the suckage.
Dallas was eliminated Good job, Dorko.
What are you going to tell us next? That the Super Bowl is being played today :lol:
I did not bring up a four year rumor. If you get the JIZZ out of your ass, you could pay
attention and read my post that mentioned there was a report that Peterson might
want to play for Cowboys. Harmless news. Does not impact you in any way, shape or form.
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Gritt wrote:Feel the monkey, Matardo.

Patriots 34
Falcons 27
I'll change my mind right up to kick off even tho I clearly stated I can't peg this one but put in BOLD if I was betting
Pat's 31
Falcons 21

Falcons shot it not to turn the over the rock, they do that it should be close or on.


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Feel the monkey to life
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Cover me through the fire
Something knocked me out' the trees
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Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know when you're going to feel the monkey
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Darling, don't you monkey with the monkey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know you're going to feel the monkey
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Don't like it but I guess I'm done learning
FEEL! Watch the monkey get hurt, monkey
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Machado wrote:Dallas was eliminated Good job, Dorko.
What are you going to tell us next? That the Super Bowl is being played today :lol:
I did not bring up a four year rumor. If you get the JIZZ out of your ass, you could pay
attention and read my post that mentioned there was a report that Peterson might
want to play for Cowboys. Harmless news. Does not impact you in any way, shape or form.
You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about, they couldn't create a Rosetta Stone Machado if they tried. Every other word is Dallas slurp gargle gargle this, Dallas slurp gargle gargle that.

Donnie Dorko! Feel the monkey!
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Machado wrote:What does his personal life have to do with his professional life? Not a damn thing.
How about being suspended without pay for the rest of that 2014 season? Dumbass.
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Machado wrote:Utah, pick one score already LOL
WOW, I guess if you make enough guess one of them might be correct.
You're a loser
UtahRatt wrote:I thought about making bets but I can't, I'm out. I do think Atlanta scores first, Freeman TD or a FG.
UtahRatt wrote:It comes down to Ryan but Freeman, Sanu or someone will have to step up. I'm going with Freeman the first score of the game...7-0 1st QT
Suck it..........Dorko.
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Still think if anyone can come back the Pat's can........Then again..... :lol:


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At least I can talk about football you only open your mouth after the game.
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I'll be lovin' it at work tomorrow if the Falcons can hold on to this.
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MickeyG wrote:I'll be lovin' it at work tomorrow if the Falcons can hold on to this.
I couldn't even make a quote without fucking up 3 posts. This is crazy shit. My grub is burning cause this is like the best case for the Falcons and I can't stop from jumping. Chicken n dump can wait this is the good stuff I can't wait to see what adjustments Bill and Brady try and make.


Falcons 21
Pat's 3

Halftime? Thus the reason and a damn good thing I didn't bet. :lol:
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Falcons doing their best to choke now.
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Overtime. C'mon, Falcons!
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MickeyG wrote:Falcons doing their best to choke now.
What a fucking game........I don't know what to say, I figured the pats could make mistakes and comeback vs this D while the Falcons couldn't do the same vs the Pat's...But to dream up this? I figured if Atlanta didn't turn it over and got ahead it could be theirs. Not give up 25 fucking points.........Holy fuck!

I don't know if I could cry tears of joy or pain.......Fucking amazing comeback, heart killer, let down or just awesome.

WOW!
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Atlanta sports, doin that thing we do
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Gritt wrote:Feel the monkey, Matardo.

Patriots 34
Falcons 27
Hey Matardo, was I close enough?

Fuck you. Feel the monkey.
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Anne_Thrax wrote:Atlanta sports, doin that thing we do
Choke? Yep, we do that a lot apparently!
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Pauly Shore tweet " that was like Trump winning again" ha ha ha ha ha GOAT
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I fell asleep for the last three years, and I was fucking pissed about having stayed up til 4AM in the last quarter. Never thought this could end so epic.

Best scene of the broadcast here: Marky Mark leaving the stadium before the Patriots comeback, haha!
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What a comeback. TB12 had it at the end when he needed it.
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Gritt wrote:
Gritt wrote:Feel the monkey, Matardo.

Patriots 34
Falcons 27
Hey Matardo, was I close enough?

Fuck you. Feel the monkey.
That was a stretch! :lol:

FEEL THE MONKEY! Good call! I couldn't pic this one.......No one could. Holy shit. My last of three scenarios was close enough.
UtahRatt wrote:If I was betting. Brady or Edelman MVP playing catch over the middle.

Pat's 31
Falcons 21
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Still going with the under but with the rule changes and these teams I'm not bet on this shit. Easily could be a

Pat's - 34
Falcons - 31
Nucking Futs even more seeing how it was a 3Q GAME!
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Warren Moon must love this!
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SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Best scene of the broadcast here: Marky Mark leaving the stadium before the Patriots comeback, haha!
Even tho I was rooting for the Falcons, that just made the win sweet for me. They showed a glimpse of him in the 3rd and he looked like he was about to go Max Payne.
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Kraft's jab at Goody was a nice touch. I hope the media blows it up and Goodell chokes on it.
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won 400 bucks on the game tonight.

thank you NFL
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Machado wrote:won 400 bucks on the game tonight.

thank you NFL
That's almost $20 in American!
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Utah,
Off season begins tomorrow. I know everybody here is looking forward
to reading your long winded opinions about the NFL :lol:
Get to it, boy :!:
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Mariota Superbowl 2018 MVP!
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