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After watching the pregame it's funny I picked the Saint's.......I love how you look at all the boxes and everyone automatically picked Tampa and Brady. I skimmed the first few of Brady's drives + he's always had issues with the Saint's.......The Saint's have a D and Brady's number, it's also clear Brady don't have a cannon any-longer, he still has touch but lack's the zip on the major throws.....A stout D will give him issues.


I can't nor do I have to stick to being a Raider fanatic.....The move to Vegas took away all home field advantage. It's like the Chargers in LA, they're on neutral territory.
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HAHAHA..........That's the clip. Thanks for the laugh. The smirk on Drew is priceless I hope that pick made the twatter rounds.
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What a ending.......Can't believe the Chargers called a T/O. It's cool the Raiders got in even if the Chargers are better paper a tie would have been fucking funny. That win is for the last several years of the Bolts having their number....Also for Madden, I picture how insane Madden would have been calling the Chargers vs Raiders game....146yds in penalties, 108 for the Bolts...PI flags are ugly.

Too bad about the Saint's....

It just popped in my head.......Wounder how Pee13 feels! HAR HAR! First losing to the Raiders then got slapped by the 2W lowly Jag's? What a way to end the season for Indy. LOUZZZEEEERRRRSS! No playoffs for you! All they had to do was win ONE of their last two vs beatable teams. So much for their high ranking.

Fuck the Steelers but if they beat KC I'm a fan again.......Ben gets at least one more.

I view most of teams in both conferences as teams who can win or lose on a given day......Ya ya KC and Green bay....

How did the Titans go 15W 5L......And lose to Houston and the Jet's along the way.....Not the strongest of schedules but I've hardly heard them talked about.
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Bengals big over Raiders today.
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VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sat Jan 15, 2022 12:55 pm Bengals big over Raiders today.
Damn near jinxed yourself didn’t you.
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eddie lee roth wrote: Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:05 pm
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sat Jan 15, 2022 12:55 pm Bengals big over Raiders today.
Damn near jinxed yourself didn’t you.
Yes, also didn’t win my parlays :cry:
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You guys got lucky on that TD but then they fucked you on that roughing the passer flag so it all washed out in the end. Congrats on no more slump.
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Maaaaan, Pats are gettin' destroyed by Buffalo tonight!
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DallASS vs 49ers......When the 1st down went to review was there a person on the planet who thought it would stand? The odds of an overturn was 100%, it wasn't enough to overturn IMO a normal game it wouldn't have changed but I dug the commentary "he's wearing white gloves, that's not the ball, that ball has to go over!"...No shit? You mean the ball not his finger? He can't finger a first down, amazing!

Fuck off, in play by play fashion I said first a beanbag then they'll replay and re-spot then overturn it by a CD case. It was funny watching the sidline stretch the chain the size of a credit card past the ball.

"We have to make this more exciting, Dallas can't lose"..........They have to beat themselves!


Screw Cincy, The lowly Raider with the worst WR core and no redzone playbook gave them a run I hope they get stomped....NFL officiating never fails and make the game of a coin toss. Touching of the QB 15yds! I laughed.......But a TD called when all the refs said it was after the catch, even the players stopped. "No way, we cant overturn this at home!"...I'm starting to believe all those youtube and blogger quacks who say shit's rigged.

Almost a funny I was googling the 40yds speed of the Raiders WR's "4.9, 4.6" then I did "How fast is Henry Ruggs III".....156MPH! Fucking throw away the key.
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i'm no defensive guru but i called the last 6 passes in both games today.

how do you not cover cupp and kelse?? unreal
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Big Ben retiring after 18 seasons and 2 Super Bowl rings with the Steelers, but we already knew that. He just made it official today.
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Tom Brady next please! Need him out of the NFC South.
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Sean Payton pisses off. Saints are full on fucked. Time to break out the old Aints paper bag again. :|
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John Denver: KC losing makes me happy, Jackson and Brittany attention whoring gives people crabsssss......

Crazy how a couple of coattail riding idiots have made thousands of KC haters/memes...When Pat had to answer questions during a post game press about his brother being a jackass they should have been banned from all boxes.."Jackson empty's a water bottle and tosses it on Raven fans"
A "Jackson and Brittany" search pulls up a river of shit and now Brittany is acting like the victim. Brittany Matthews Feels 'Attacked' After her Champagne Celebration is criticized..."I just wish I could do what I want without getting attacked every week!" :lol:

If some hoe in a Lux Box sprays me with Champagne after a freezing game I'm tossing a ninja star in her direction....It never ends...A TikTok slam over ESPN comparing Mahomes and Josh Allen..Tweeting to a KC fan to "STFU".....When a "Jackson and Brittany" search pulls up a sewage plant of stuff you're doing it wrong.

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Now she's selling shirts for an anti-bully charity that says "FREE BRITTANY!"........Are you fucking kidding? They act like children..It's kind of funny....Fuck um.

Joe Burrow killed the Grim Reaper!
Good Games Cincy, to this day the last time Cincy was in the SB I lost the most on a game ever. If they beat the Ram's I'll be surprised, Cincy is a solid team but I wouldn't say they're the best in the AFC....They made a good run and got the close calls.
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dmbrocker wrote: Thu Jan 27, 2022 10:17 am Big Ben retiring after 18 seasons and 2 Super Bowl rings with the Steelers, but we already knew that. He just made it official today.
Did he retire from riding motorcycles without a helmet or a valid license? He also lead the team with accusations of sexual assault, twice.
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Russell Wilson traded to Broncos. Good for him. He wasn’t getting much done in Seattle the way Pete Carroll’s been coaching the past several seasons.

Also, Rodgers is gonna become the NFL’s highest paid player if he accepts the offer the Pack is giving him. Wonder what Stevil thinks of this?
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Lamar Jackson will be paid higher than AR.
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Devante. Bye Bye

Gone to Raiders

Packers have no cap space left after Rodgers deal
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TexDaddy wrote: Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:09 pm Devante. Bye Bye

Gone to Raiders

Packers have no cap space left after Rodgers deal
I have a feeling GB would trade every guy not named Aaron Rodgers just to keep him on the team. They’re desperate right now.
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Watson to the Browns

This is a crazy off season
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Holy crap, the Dirty Birds just traded Matty Ice to Indy…
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…and now we’re getting Marcus Mariota to replace him. Just, wow.
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Tyreek Hill to Dolphins.

guess the Chiefs can't pay everyone.

This is the most active off season I can remember.

so many big names moving.
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Bengals making big changes in Oline.
They have an extremely hard schedule coming up this year, but I see them at the top of the AFC again.
Burrow was amazing without protection, can you imagine if he actually has time?

Baker Mayfield is gonna end up in Pittsburgh.
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And now Gronk has officially announced his retirement. Is Brady ever gonna finally follow suit?
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R.I.P. HOF QB Len Dawson at 87. Greatest KC Chief not named Mahomes, Montana, or Alex Smith:

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2nd QT of the afternoon games...Not replaying foolish flags while saying "good call" is a sales pitch, I'm officially a fun hater. It's early, can't give up.
Surprised the NFL let Cincy lose, great game Steelers.

Roughing on Herbert, he was set on the endzone before pulling up, guess it's roughing the slider. If the Raiders finish over .500 I'll be shocked.

Rodgers look of death when his Rookie dropped a bomb was intense, I bet he told the staff to check his VAX card.

BEARS WIN, BEARS WIN! No way Trey finishes as a starter.

Pat's seem headed for a losing season but the Fish normally play them hard. Jimmy G must have a strange injury, several teams could use him.
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