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Sixx6Sixx wrote:Former Tennessee Titans player John Booty was pretty funny. There was also Alabama tight end Brad Smelley. :lol:
I took his little brother's fake ID and he tried to pay me 100 bucks to get it back.

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Former Soviet hockey player Helmuts Balderis
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grizzly31 wrote:Former Soviet hockey player Helmuts Balderis

Is there an echo in here?
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NeverSurrender wrote:
grizzly31 wrote:Former Soviet hockey player Helmuts Balderis

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Yep right between my ears -- oops
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Houston Nutt :lol:
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Dick Trickle
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might not be the funniest names but he has one of the funniest looks

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Goddamn Electric wrote:NASCAR driver Dick Trickle.
That's what I was gonna post. We have a winner. There is no funnier name than Dick Trickle.
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I love the Brewers logo.
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Jacquizz Rodgers, thought his name sounded like Jackwizz.
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70s Bengals running back Boobie Clark

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UConn just hired RB coach Kermit Buggs.

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WTF wrote:I love the Brewers logo.
RockDorkette wrote:might not be the funniest names but he has one of the funniest looks

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Me too, one of the best ever.
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jay city roller wrote:
Goddamn Electric wrote:NASCAR driver Dick Trickle.
That's what I was gonna post. We have a winner. There is no funnier name than Dick Trickle.
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Ha-Ha Clinton Dicks :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Reminds me of another former German NBA player with a slightly funny name:

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Also kinda ironic that Uwe Blab played for Dallas, who has another German on their team now with Nowitzki...

And then you have a name that's not so much funny except for the fact that such a lofty surname makes it somewhat awkward when she has to settle for silver or bronze:

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Detlef started his NBA career playing for the Mavericks.
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ShearMagic wrote:Detlef started his NBA career playing for the Mavericks.
Cool to know! Dallas must have a thing for German players...
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Not so much a funny name, but check out this NBA dude's mullet:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Kindergarten, Duda and Colon in Mets is pretty whacked line-up
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dmbrocker wrote:Not so much a funny name, but check out this NBA dude's mullet:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

You know there's a guy standing behind him, right?
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Tenacious_Dio wrote:
dmbrocker wrote:Not so much a funny name, but check out this NBA dude's mullet:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

You know there's a guy standing behind him, right?
Well, I'll be! So there is! At first glance it looked like a mullet...
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dmbrocker wrote:
Tenacious_Dio wrote:
dmbrocker wrote:Not so much a funny name, but check out this NBA dude's mullet:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

You know there's a guy standing behind him, right?
Well, I'll be! So there is! At first glance it looked like a mullet...

When did Ben Stiller play in the NBA?
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