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Funniest names in sports

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name a name in sports that u think is hilarious

example: He Hate Me in the old XFL

I also think the Bears' Major Wright is hilarious, makes me laugh everytime I hear it
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Shooty Babbitt
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That basketball kid, Jimmer.
That NFL guy D'Brickshaw.

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NASCAR driver Dick Trickle.
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Tim Raines was on the team then, as well. So the Expos had a Raines and a Shines!
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/\ They usually batted 1-2 in the batting order whenever Shines got a start.
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Hearing the name Dick Butkus always made me chuckle

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The Montreal Alouettes CFL squad had a receiver named Pat Woodcock in the early 2000's. He may have had a cup of coffee in the NFL too.

I always wondered how announcers kept themselves composed when calling his name. "Woodcock goes deep..." et al

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The cherry on top is that he married one of the cheerleaders. I'm sure SHE heard it in their dressing room as well.
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WOLF wrote:
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Tim Raines was on the team then, as well. So the Expos had a Raines and a Shines!
I thought Razor Shines was a pretty cool name actually, would've been cooler if He was actually good.
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Former Tennessee Titans player John Booty was pretty funny. There was also Alabama tight end Brad Smelley. :lol:
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Captain Munnerlyn from the Carolina Panthers.
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Quinn Pitcock - Colts
Randall Gay
William Gay
Guy Whimper
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Just found another: Ha'sean Clinton-Dix, University of Alabama safety. His nickname is HaHa Clinton-Dix. :lol:
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Stefan Kuntz
Paul Dickov
Bongo Christ
Milan Fukal
Johan De Kock
Wang Dong
Danny Shittu

All professional football (soccer) players
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shocked_the_monkey wrote:Stefan Kuntz
Paul Dickov
Bongo Christ
Milan Fukal
Johan De Kock
Wang Dong
Danny Shittu

All professional football (soccer) players
Rod Fanni
Andrei Arshavin
Dean Windass
Ricky van Wolfswinkel
Tony Woodcock
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Ron Artest
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Slick Watts
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pitching coach Dick Pole

Danny Woodhead makes me laugh everytime

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Can't believe I forgot Cecil Shorts.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Coach Dick Thicke from Moorehead State. :lol:
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Paclers WR Randall Cobb always makes me think of Randall "Tex" Cobb and that puts a smile on my face.
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Wasn't there was a college player a few years back named Drew Peacock?
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