Manti Te’o’s-Story about GF was a hoax

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I bet Lance is fucking grateful this broke when it did.

Man, this guy is fucked in the fucking head. He really needs to come clean right now about what he knew and didn't know. Good lord, now they're saying that a buddy of his was behind the persona.

The fake g/f, FUCKING HOT.
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Skate4RnR wrote:I bet Lance is fucking grateful this broke when it did.

Man, this guy is fucked in the fucking head. He really needs to come clean right now about what he knew and didn't know. Good lord, now they're saying that a buddy of his was behind the persona.

The fake g/f, FUCKING HOT.
If your gonna invent a dead beard, may as well make her a FUCKING HOT dead beard.
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I woulda let her chug me.
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Skate4RnR wrote:I woulda let her chug me.
His buddy is his butt buddy, ya think?
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*flick* wrote:One email to Catfish and this could have been avoided.
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Anne_Thrax wrote:
*flick* wrote:One email to Catfish and this could have been avoided.
:lol:
i am addicted to this show on MTV.
just last week some dumb hick from Michigan believed he was talking
to fine ass girl from LA.
turns out the hick was talking to some gay man that lived
about 20 minutes from him location.

:lol: :lol:
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Machado wrote:
Anne_Thrax wrote:
*flick* wrote:One email to Catfish and this could have been avoided.
:lol:
i am addicted to this show on MTV.
just last week some dumb hick from Michigan believed he was talking
to fine ass girl from LA.
turns out the hick was talking to some gay man that lived
about 20 minutes from him location.

:lol: :lol:
I saw part of that last night. How'd it end? Did they become friends?
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Anne_Thrax wrote:
Machado wrote: i am addicted to this show on MTV.
just last week some dumb hick from Michigan believed he was talking
to fine ass girl from LA.
turns out the hick was talking to some gay man that lived
about 20 minutes from him location.

:lol: :lol:
I saw part of that last night. How'd it end? Did they become friends?
i was convinced the young man who was fooled was going to resort to
physical violence.
the look in his eye just screamed, "i want to hurt someone"
just moments before he met his fate, he told the t.v. show hosts that maybe the person he has been talking to is just a simple farmer's daughter :lol: :lol:

the two guys shook hands. he forgave the gay man for his actions.
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Skate4RnR wrote:I woulda let her chug me.
Did she look anything like Lisa Vie?
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NeverSurrender wrote:
Skate4RnR wrote:I woulda let her chug me.
His buddy is his butt buddy, ya think?
Givin' each other the ol' Samoan Slam.
bane wrote:
Skate4RnR wrote:I woulda let her chug me.
Did she look anything like Lisa Vie?
Oooooh, great memory! Forgot about all that.
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I was listening to a sports radio station coming home and they said that he did a sad interview saying he knew where he was the day his girlfriend died, but the interview was 2 days after he allegedly found out she was a hoax... Is this true?
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Luminiferous wrote:I was listening to a sports radio station coming home and they said that he did a sad interview saying he knew where he was the day his girlfriend died, but the interview was 2 days after he allegedly found out she was a hoax... Is this true?
I ain't heard that yet, but the School did a story with CBS Sunday morning news and they knew it was a hoax. Thats a fact.
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Love some of the tweets about it..

"So if you're havin girl problems Manti Te’o feels bad for you son.. He's got 99 problems but a girl ain't one.."

"These Te’o jokes are very funny but lets all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead."

"I LOVE make up sex!" Manti Te’o
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Cantstop hooked me up with this link, some funny shit...
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/p/39 ... riend.aspx
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Machado wrote:
Anne_Thrax wrote:
*flick* wrote:One email to Catfish and this could have been avoided.
:lol:
i am addicted to this show on MTV.
just last week some dumb hick from Michigan believed he was talking
to fine ass girl from LA.
turns out the hick was talking to some gay man that lived
about 20 minutes from him location.

:lol: :lol:

I just watched that epidsode! I thought that dude was going to crush that fag's skull in!
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I had never even heard about that show until Te'o's story. Just caught two episodes and now I am hooked.
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The more I read, the more I think one thing.

MANTI = Lover of penis.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
bane wrote:Still want your team to trade up to draft this guy Never Surrender?
Oh shit I forgot about that.

This closet case isn't going to have much of an NFL career.

That's not true at all. Manti Te'o says he's been contacted by two teams that are interested in taking him in the first round... the Miami Sharks and the Washington Sentinels.
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I'm an ND fan. Can't defend them here. Jack Swarbrick calling this a tragedy is offensive to Declan Sullivan's family. A crime wasn't committed here. Sullivan being made to climb a fucking camera tower in record winds was a crime. Kelly should have been fired for that.

Notre Dame's priorities are slightly (REALLY REALLY) fucked up.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Remember George O' Leary. :lol:
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johnk5150 wrote:I'm an ND fan. Can't defend them here. Jack Swarbrick calling this a tragedy is offensive to Declan Sullivan's family. A crime wasn't committed here. Sullivan being made to climb a fucking camera tower in record winds was a crime. Kelly should have been fired for that.

Notre Dame's priorities are slightly (REALLY REALLY) fucked up.
Yep. Their football team is nothing but big money, fan or not.

And manti loves the penis.
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NeverSurrender wrote:The more I read, the more I think one thing.

MANTI = Lover of penis.
Everyone I've talked to about this has said the same thing.. :lol:
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Luminiferous wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:The more I read, the more I think one thing.

MANTI = Lover of penis.
Everyone I've talked to about this has said the same thing.. :lol:
This guy who played this hoax on his was his friend. All of here have buddies except p13. Would your buddy fuck with you for 3 years and get his two cousins to help? GTFO of here with that shit.
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Any truth to the rumors that this is his favorite song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x59kS2AOrGM
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NeverSurrender wrote:
Luminiferous wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:The more I read, the more I think one thing.

MANTI = Lover of penis.
Everyone I've talked to about this has said the same thing.. :lol:
This guy who played this hoax on his was his friend. All of here have buddies except p13. Would your buddy fuck with you for 3 years and get his two cousins to help? GTFO of here with that shit.
With friends like that Te'o doesn't need enemas..
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That dude is his lover.
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Reports are coming out now that when he gives his first interview to Katie Couric this Thursday that he's going to claim that Taylor Swift even wrote a song about his dick... Its true its true.
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As it turns out... the "girl" Manti Te'o fell in love with & had over 100 intimate telephone conversations with... WAS A MAN! That's right, that Tuiasosopo dude was speaking in falsetto... and Manti Te'o never figured it out.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/colle ... -1.1246480
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