The COLTS Road BACK To The Super Bowl Starts NOW

[poizond13]

With his butt propped up!

You're fucking weird. The meds aren't working. Get help. They can take care of those weird images you have in your mind.

[poizond13]

C'mon Levi got the boy some slack he's out on the road on Poison's world tour all the time.

That's true. As soon as Poison's big Summer Tour is over, he's going to have his hands full following them all across the world for their big Fall World Tour.

That must be why he's never been to a Colts game. Poison is ALWAYS on a world tour, and Gregg is ALWAYS on his knees.

Levy, I guess reality is so sad for you that you've resorted to making up lies out of thin air and pretending they're real. I'm quite confident that I've been to more Colts games than you have Redskins games. In fact I find it hard to believe you have been to ANY games. For fucks sake, you had tickets to the Super Bowl and instead of going to the game, you hung out alone in a bar posting rants toward me on sludge.

[Crazy Levi]

So it's just occurred to me that Greg has not posted a SINGLE article from media extolling the virtues of the Colt's terrible offseason.

We all know he will post EVERY single article that puts the Colts in a positive light, as if it's supposed to mean anything (check out the MARK MY WORDS: Rookie of the year edition" post).

So where are they?

Is it possible that there is not a SINGLE media (IE: non Colts fan website or blog) article about how awesome the Colts' offseason has been?

There's not a single hack on bleacher report, Indy Star, or some other sports news outlet that has anything good to say about the Colt's last month of heavily overspending on mediocre and downright shitty players?

Looks like it's gonna be a long season for the few fairweather Colts fans who bother showing up to Lucas Oil RCA Hoosierdome this season.

We know Gregg won't be among them, as he has never attended a Colts game in his life.

[poizond13]

**BREAKING NEWS: 2013 COLTS SCHEDULE RELEASED!!**

1 Sep 8 1:00PMEST * Raiders
2 Sep 15 1:00PMEST * Dolphins
3 Sep 22 4:25PMEST * AT 49ers
4 Sep 29 1:00PMEST * AT Jaguars
5 Oct 6 1:00PMEST ) Seahawks
6 Oct 14 8:40PMEST + AT Chargers
7 Oct 20 8:30PMEST ' Broncos
8 BYE
9 Nov 3 8:30PMEST ' AT Texans
10 Nov 10 1:00PMEST ) Rams
11 Nov 14 8:25PMEST , AT Titans
12 Nov 24 4:05PMEST * AT Cardinals
13 Dec 1 1:00PMEST * Titans
14 Dec 8 1:00PMEST * AT Bengals
15 Dec 15 1:00PMEST * Texans
16 Dec 22 1:00PMEST * AT Chiefs
17 Dec 29 1:00PMEST * Jaguars

Looks like a fairly favorable schedule for us. Lots of winnable games, some tough challenges as well. Four nationally televised prime time games, a nice improvement from last year when we had one. Big one will be week 7, when Peyton Manning returns to town for the first time.

[Luminiferous]

1 Sep 8 1:00PMEST * Raiders
2 Sep 15 1:00PMEST * Dolphins
3 Sep 22 4:25PMEST * AT 49ers
4 Sep 29 1:00PMEST * AT Jaguars
5 Oct 6 1:00PMEST ) Seahawks
6 Oct 14 8:40PMEST + AT Chargers
7 Oct 20 8:30PMEST ' Broncos
8 BYE In a good turn, Luck will probably only throw two INTS in this game
9 Nov 3 8:30PMEST ' AT Texans
10 Nov 10 1:00PMEST ) Rams
11 Nov 14 8:25PMEST , AT Titans
12 Nov 24 4:05PMEST * AT Cardinals
13 Dec 1 1:00PMEST * Titans
14 Dec 8 1:00PMEST * AT Bengals
15 Dec 15 1:00PMEST * Texans
16 Dec 22 1:00PMEST * AT Chiefs
17 Dec 29 1:00PMEST * Jaguars

[Crazy Levi]

DISCLAIMER: The cakewalk schedule of 2012 is a thing of the past.

The COLTS will be lucky to start the season 3-5. MARK MY WORDS.

[poizond13]

Bjoern Werner, welcome to Indianapolis. Great addition!

Werner is a guy who was projected to be a top 5 pick just a couple months ago. His stock was hurt by an average 40 time at the combine, which is a blessing for us. Watching this guy play, he flys all over the field. He's just the kind of guy we needed to get pressure off the edge. I see Werner as being the steal of the 1st round. He's going to do great things.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

good luck with your Colts going to the superbowl.

[Facedown]

They can take care of those weird images you have in your mind.

Can they take care of those weird images you have as your sigs?

[Crazy Levi]

They can take care of those weird images you have in your mind.

Can they take care of those weird images you have as your sigs?

disclaimer: Gregg will only be forced to display those humiliating and demeaning sigs - a tribute to both his complete lack of football smarts, AND his hilarious meltdown - for five more months.

So he's got that going for him.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

They can take care of those weird images you have in your mind.

Can they take care of those weird images you have as your sigs?

disclaimer: Gregg will only be forced to display those humiliating and demeaning sigs - a tribute to both his complete lack of football smarts, AND his hilarious meltdown - for five more months.

So he's got that going for him.

I wonder if they will reshow up again after football season ends in 2014?

[milk-milk-lemonade]

ANDREWSTRONG
CHUCKSTRONG
COLTSTRONG

Sorry if you thought this was the return of P13.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

[eddie lee roth]

Why in the fuck are you bumping this thread? Knock that shit off. A lot of people put in some hard work to run that fucker out of here.

[DaveB]

Most useless bump ever.

[Turner Coates]

Most useless bump ever.

He's looking for comfort in familiarity, and posting in all his favorite threads.
He wants to be be one of the pack....so cut him some slack...Jack.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

Most useless bump ever.

He's looking for comfort in familiarity, and posting in all his favorite threads.
He wants to be be one of the pack....so cut him some slack...Jack.

Colts are still in the playoffs.

[DaveB]

AWESOME BUMP, HMZ! Glad you pulled this thread from obscurity! Can't wait to see how this plays out with the playoff's in full swing now!

[Heenan Snuka]

Colts didnt make it this year

but Charlie Whitehurst is engaged to a sext woman celebrity