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Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:46 pm
by Leppardmania
Lardbucket wrote:Another Marmol Instant Classic.
He threw 1 inning, giving up 3 walks and 1 hit which tacked another earned run to his record.
5.62 ERA. Good stuff.
Did you see the double, two walks, and grand slam he gave up yesterday?.......he'll pitch good for a couple of weeks, then stink up the joint for a couple of games........VERY FRUSTRATING to watch!!! :x :x :x

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:59 pm
by Lardbucket
Leppardmania wrote:
Lardbucket wrote:Another Marmol Instant Classic.
He threw 1 inning, giving up 3 walks and 1 hit which tacked another earned run to his record.
5.62 ERA. Good stuff.
Did you see the double, two walks, and grand slam he gave up yesterday?.......he'll pitch good for a couple of weeks, then stink up the joint for a couple of games........VERY FRUSTRATING to watch!!! :x :x :x
He's been skipping the good couple of weeks lately. It seems like a decent outing from him is becoming more and more the exception. He really needs to go. Might as well see if any kid in Iowa can do better.

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:03 am
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Cubs fans (at least as of now) can at least look at how pitiful Milwaukee are. And I don't see it getting much better for the "Brew Crew" this season. So yeah, maybe the Cubs will stay out of the cellar! Gotta say, I didn't expect the Brewers to be THIS fucking horrible & with the Astros no longer around in the NL Central for the other teams to beat up on, I fully expected the Cubs to be in the cellar throughout most of the season.

All I ask from the Cubs is this ONE little SIMPLE thing: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE beat up on the Cardinals when you play them head to head the rest of the season. No one else (including the Reds thus far) seem to want to do it. So I'm hoping I can depend on you, oh mighty Chicago Cubs!

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:29 am
by Leppardmania
So I'm hoping I can depend on you, oh mighty Chicago Cubs!
Don't count on it, my friend.

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:37 am
by johnk5150
Leppardmania wrote:
So I'm hoping I can depend on you, oh mighty Chicago Cubs!
Don't count on it, my friend.
Espevially since they're going to sell anything of value come deadline.

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:42 am
by Leppardmania
What is going on with Castro? I thought he had an 'off' year last year when he hit only .283....now he's down to .243 this year!!

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:48 pm
by Leppardmania
Marmol did it again....4 batters faced in the bottom of the 9th with a 3-0 lead.....gives up 2 HRs, walk, and a single..gets no one out and the Cubs lose 4-3!! Release this guy already!!!

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:58 am
by killeverything
Leppardmania wrote:Marmol did it again....4 batters faced in the bottom of the 9th with a 3-0 lead.....gives up 2 HRs, walk, and a single..gets no one out and the Cubs lose 4-3!! Release this guy already!!!
I've posted this reponse before, so here it goes again. "And replace him with whom?" Fukijawa was a bust and on the DL ( I believe ). There's rumors circulating that the Phillies could look to move Pappelbon, Detroit being the biggest suitor.

As much as I harp on Epstein and Hoyer ( see: Red Sox, Boston ) they've reportably done an incredible job in the draft and putting the foundation in place for a strong farm system. Much like Jeff Luhnow's experiment in Houston it will be interesting to see how it plays out.

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:31 am
by Leppardmania
I've posted this reponse before, so here it goes again. "And replace him with whom?"
Does it really matter? Anyone you replace him with can't possibly do any worse!!!

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:09 am
by MurrayFiend
Well, Kevin Gregg is "the closer", from what I understand, and the reason Marmol got in there was because Gregg had pitched in four straight.

Now Gregg's got an ERA under 1, but he's still Kevin Gregg.

I should think pretty much any reliever they have could have done a better job handed a 3-run lead against the goddamn Mets. Hell, throw Shawn Camp out there, I don't care. :lol:

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:33 am
by Leppardmania
MurrayFiend wrote:Well, Kevin Gregg is "the closer", from what I understand, and the reason Marmol got in there was because Gregg had pitched in four straight.

Now Gregg's got an ERA under 1, but he's still Kevin Gregg.

I should think pretty much any reliever they have could have done a better job handed a 3-run lead against the goddamn Mets. Hell, throw Shawn Camp out there, I don't care. :lol:
Amen, brother......its impossible to do worse than giving up 2 HRS, a walk, and a single to the 4 batters you face against the lowly Mets, especially after Garza mowed them down for 7 straight innings, and Russell sends them down 1-2-3 in the 8th. Marmol is simply a $9 million a year embarrassment.

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:03 am
by Machado
Soriano said the Cubs "have (Marmol's) back," but he wavered when asked if Marmol can succeed again as a closer.
"I don't know," he said. "It depends on him. He used to be good. I think he's good, but he's lost a little bit of his confidence, and this game is all about confidence. … I hope he gets it back and becomes the Marmol I know."

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:42 am
by johnk5150
2 hits? 2 goddamn hits?

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:12 am
by Leppardmania
Breaking News: Cubs release Marmol!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:30 am
by MurrayFiend
Padres and Dodgers among teams interested in Garza, who, according to some sources may be one of the first pitchers traded before the deadline. Cubs not comfortable with his contract demands. :!:

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:03 pm
by Leppardmania
Leppardmania wrote:Breaking News: Cubs release Marmol!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Change that....not released, but "Designated For Assignment".....but it still looks like his days with the Cubs are more than likely over.

From espnchicago.com:

Marmol, who was making $9.8 million this season, will be in baseball limbo for 10 days while the Cubs try to work out a trade. After that, he can be asked to take a designation to the minors if he clears waivers. Otherwise he can opt for free agency. A team will be able to sign him to the minimum salary, while the Cubs will have to absorb the rest of his contract.

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:59 pm
by johnk5150
Leppardmania wrote:
Leppardmania wrote:Breaking News: Cubs release Marmol!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Change that....not released, but "Designated For Assignment".....but it still looks like his days with the Cubs are more than likely over.

From espnchicago.com:

Marmol, who was making $9.8 million this season, will be in baseball limbo for 10 days while the Cubs try to work out a trade.
You know there isn't a chance in hell anyone takes a chance on his ass right?

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:01 pm
by MurrayFiend
What about Detroit?

Yeah, you're probably right. :lol:

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:54 pm
by Leppardmania
You know there isn't a chance in hell anyone takes a chance on his ass right?
Yes, I know, but my guess is he'll become a free agent and the Cubs will have to eat the salary when he signs with another club........as long as I don't have to see him on the mound in Cubs' blue anymore, I'm fine with that.

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:51 pm
by wickedsensation
MurrayFiend wrote:What about Detroit?

Yeah, you're probably right. :lol:
Detroit already has their own version of Marmol down in AAA -- Bruce Rondon. I think one is enough for them...

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:16 pm
by MurrayFiend
Oh, fuck. Don't say that.

I think for a second I was confusing him with N.C. State's Rodon, he of the slider:

http://www.fangraphs.com/not/more-actio ... ns-slider/

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 4:26 pm
by UtahRatt
Watching teams play the Cubs is like watching teams play at half speed out of sympathy. Since the Dodgers just took 3 in a row from the Cubs and set the team record for 13 straight wins on the road I almost don't want the Dodgers to sweep the 4th......

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:28 pm
by sparkdaddy
How can this thread still be on the main page??

Just coming back to take my props for once again guessing the impossible and unthinkable that the cubs did in fact suck again. I do believe that I missed my calling in life and should have been a fortune teller or a stock broker at the very least.

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:26 pm
by UtahRatt
Leppardmania wrote:
You know there isn't a chance in hell anyone takes a chance on his ass right?
Yes, I know, but my guess is he'll become a free agent and the Cubs will have to eat the salary when he signs with another club........as long as I don't have to see him on the mound in Cubs' blue anymore, I'm fine with that.

HAHAH!

Thanks for MARMOL! Apart from a couple games he's been fantastic. 1.93 in his last ten and has dropped his ERA almost 2 points in like 14 games?
Ouch.

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:49 am
by killeverything
sparkdaddy wrote:How can this thread still be on the main page??

Just coming back to take my props for once again guessing the impossible and unthinkable that the cubs did in fact suck again. I do believe that I missed my calling in life and should have been a fortune teller or a stock broker at the very least.
:lol:

For predicing the Cubs will suck? They're rebuilding new GM/President, new farm system, new philosophy. They're supposed to suck, even more than usual.

That's like being able to forsee the Houston Astros finishing last in the AL.

You're a fucking prophet, Spark. :lol:

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 2:09 pm
by Leppardmania
Cubs win #63!!! They will NOT lose 100 games this year!!!!

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 6:03 pm
by UtahRatt
Leppardmania wrote:Cubs win #63!!! They will NOT lose 100 games this year!!!!
Thanks again for MARMOL! Just tossed two strikeouts in another scoreless inning. He's 3.31 since leaving the Cub's.

Cubs: 5.86 ERA
Dodgers: 3.31 ERA

:lol:

Not sure how many pages I'll have to go back but it sounds like the problem just might not be with Marmol!

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:22 pm
by Leppardmania
Thanks again for MARMOL! Just tossed two strikeouts in another scoreless inning. He's 3.31 since leaving the Cub's.

Cubs: 5.86 ERA
Dodgers: 3.31 ERA
You're welcome......u can have him.

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:30 pm
by Lardbucket
Leppardmania wrote:
Thanks again for MARMOL! Just tossed two strikeouts in another scoreless inning. He's 3.31 since leaving the Cub's.

Cubs: 5.86 ERA
Dodgers: 3.31 ERA
You're welcome......u can have him.
Yeah. Just because he's doing well elsewhere does not mean he'd ever get good again in Chicago. Not to imply that many guys ARE doing well in Chicago, of course...

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:33 pm
by UtahRatt
Lardbucket wrote:
Leppardmania wrote:
Thanks again for MARMOL! Just tossed two strikeouts in another scoreless inning. He's 3.31 since leaving the Cub's.

Cubs: 5.86 ERA
Dodgers: 3.31 ERA
You're welcome......u can have him.
Yeah. Just because he's doing well elsewhere does not mean he'd ever get good again in Chicago. Not to imply that many guys ARE doing well in Chicago, of course...
That's just it. all our pitching coach "Rick Honeycutt" did was make minor changes to his Marmol mechanics. They did it on the first fucking day it was an instant improvement. After a couple more days Marmol was good to good and has been good since.

Make's me wonder who runs the Cub's organization...Roger Rabbit? Wreck-It Ralph? It's got to be a TOON because it's a joke...has to be.