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NickasInSaltLick wrote:It's been 5 IDP players for twelve years now.

Draft status will be changed this afternoon as soon as I can get to a computer that's unblocked. Go figure, yahoo fantasy sites are blocked at work, but Sludge isn't.
Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking about. It is the same as last year. I might have confused it with another league, or just been confused. Either way, looking forward to doing better in the playoffs this year.
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Love my team! For those that bitch about auto draft, sitting your pre draft rankings usually works out in your favor and most of the time you can get who you want. There are only a couple rounds i would have done different and one of them is the last round with the last pick.
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bobbystoney wrote:Love my team! For those that bitch about auto draft, sitting your pre draft rankings usually works out in your favor and most of the time you can get who you want. There are only a couple rounds i would have done different and one of them is the last round with the last pick.

I like most of my team, although my running backs are ass until Ray Rice stops beating women and returns. My IDF is a disaster, but that will change.
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Kid-Wicked wrote:the draft is at 2:45 on a long weekend? really?
Last year it took Yahoo something like four days after the draft status was set to post the results. We almost missed week 1. It went a lot quicker this time.
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Not bad-
Rodgers and Dez

Got one of the RBs I wanted. Ben Tate.
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Good starters. Shit depth. Stay healthy, Helix.
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Not bad. Not great, but not bad.
Go Balls Deep !!
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Aaron WTF??

11 ff points. Seatle's def looked great.
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Mongo wrote:Aaron WTF??

11 ff points. Seatle's def looked great.
I'm loving it.
And he was jeopardy of not even getting those 11 points.
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veritas wrote:
Mongo wrote:Aaron WTF??

11 ff points. Seatle's def looked great.
I'm loving it.
And he was jeopardy of not even getting those 11 points.

You are absolutely right.
FML
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Mongo wrote:
veritas wrote:
Mongo wrote:Aaron WTF??

11 ff points. Seatle's def looked great.
I'm loving it.
And he was jeopardy of not even getting those 11 points.

You are absolutely right.
FML
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He will have a great year -- don't worry, Seattle will destroy all QBs.
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No Yahoo game summaries this year? That sucks. I enjoyed those and they were useful.
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smart move for me to sit Brandon Marshall this week ... well-played.
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veritas wrote:smart move for me to sit Brandon Marshall this week ... well-played.
You and a lot of people.
He was a game time decision and you had to play someone in the earlier games if you wanted points.

I sat him in my money league.
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7.83 pts down after starting about 60 down. About 3 and a half mins to go, tied, with the ball.
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3 and out. What the fuck are they doing running T Rich into the line on first and second down??
Horrible play calling.
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Ahhhhhhh FUCK.
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Mongo wrote:
veritas wrote:smart move for me to sit Brandon Marshall this week ... well-played.
You and a lot of people.
He was a game time decision and you had to play someone in the earlier games if you wanted points.

I sat him in my money league.
yeah, it was a tough call. He was a monster.
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Heenan Snuka wrote:fuck NickasInStLick!!!

Uhh, thanks?
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NickasInSaltLick wrote:
Heenan Snuka wrote:fuck NickasInStLick!!!

Uhh, thanks?
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Glad I picked up Hester a couple minutes before kickoff.
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bobbystoney wrote:Glad I picked up Hester a couple minutes before kickoff.
good call!
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at this point I should be disqualified from participating any further in this league for ineptitude and bad decisions. Witness this week's glory:

1. Sit LaGarrette Blount for Atlanta Running Back -- Blount rattles off 23 points, which would have won the match-up for me.

2. Traded Danny Woodhead for Steve Smith. Smith is a monster yet again. Woodhead fractures his leg on Sunday.

3. Forgot to add one of my defensive players to the roster, so one defensive spot roster sits empty this week.

That said, amazingly, if Marshall puts up 15 points or more tonight, I actually win the match-up, despite myself.
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4. You might want to look closer..you're down THIRTY points, not fifteen. :lol:
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:4. You might want to look closer..you're down THIRTY points, not fifteen. :lol:
Jesus christ, and I can't even do the math right, on top of it.
No worries, Brandon Marshall is going to get 35 points tonight.
Fuck me.
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Fucking Rodgers . Zero consistency in his game.
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veritas wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:4. You might want to look closer..you're down THIRTY points, not fifteen. :lol:
Jesus christ, and I can't even do the math right, on top of it.
No worries, Brandon Marshall is going to get 35 points tonight.
Fuck me.
How is that working out for you?
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
veritas wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:4. You might want to look closer..you're down THIRTY points, not fifteen. :lol:
Jesus christ, and I can't even do the math right, on top of it.
No worries, Brandon Marshall is going to get 35 points tonight.
Fuck me.
How is that working out for you?
worked out great! Brandon scored 1.60 points.
Nice.
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:lol:

I was thinking "Christ if there is anyone that can score 35 points in a game it's him".
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