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Nick Saban losing is like watching a beautiful flower bloom on a mild sunny day.

Round the bowl and down the hole...

Well. That was a game.

What's the over/under on Bama fan homicides tonight?

Dead by dawn! Dead by dawn! Sore losers dead by dawn!

First...

Machado wrote:Bama is going down and Saban is going to regret that he kicked Kiffin out of town, the week of the biggest game of the year.
The Bama offense will once again not find a good rhythm and the Clemson offense will score at will.

Clemson 31
Bama 16

Then...

Machado wrote:I don't care for either team but I think Bama wins by at least 7
Or might not be that close.

It was a great game.

demolition23 wrote:First...

Machado wrote:Bama is going down and Saban is going to regret that he kicked Kiffin out of town, the week of the biggest game of the year.
The Bama offense will once again not find a good rhythm and the Clemson offense will score at will.

Clemson 31
Bama 16

Then...

Machado wrote:I don't care for either team but I think Bama wins by at least 7
Or might not be that close.

yup. after careful consideration and what i learned about the betting public, i went with Bama. i should have stayed true.
oh well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDu9n0bG8Vc

Bama fan punches TV after game winning score by Clemson

Great game...was awesome to watch all 4 fucking ridiculous hours of it...

Really though, this is why I wanted to see Alabama vs Ohio State for the Natty...Clemson was balls-out last year, and this year they had the added chip on their shoulder of losing last year...thats a dangerous duo.

But, Alabama will take that loss and move on to next season...Hurts will be a Sophomore, we got 3 outstanding RB`s already getting snaps and another 5 star coming in as well as another 5 star Dual-threat QB...Saban will reload and see where they get after this spring...

Great gameplan from Dabo and the Clemson coaches and players...they did what is damn near impossible...they actually tired out Bamas vaunted 3-deep Defense...thats a hell of a thing. On top of that, you have the hands down best QB in college football scrambling and making plays, whether passing or running....Deshaun Watson is a beast, and he will go ahead of Heisman winner Lamar Jackson in this years Draft no doubt. It will be interesting to see how Dabo and the Tigers reload and try to make their climb to possible back-to-back-to-back appearances in the CFP final...

Roll Tide Roll....

I hope Deshaun Watson does go ahead of Lamar Jackson in this years draft since Lamar has at least one more year of college ball to go.

I can understand how you got that wrong though. You're just a typical Alabama fan and since he doesn't play for the all important Alabama you don't know jackshit about him.

eddie lee roth wrote:I hope Deshaun Watson does go ahead of Lamar Jackson in this years draft since Lamar has at least one more year of college ball to go.

I can understand how you got that wrong though. You're just a typical Alabama fan and since he doesn't play for the all important Alabama you don't know jackshit about him.

Or, I could have mistakenly thought he was either a redshirt Sophomore or a Junior...but, surely youre explanation is the correct one....

We will ignore the fact that I am probably one the most unbiased of Bama fans...I know and often admit to them being beatable...but i am 100% loyal to them. But I am also a fan of all CFB except Notre Dame. I watch as many games as possible, regardless of conference...every year, and my posts here reflect that...

No matter though, I will still be here, Bama will still be in contention, and there will still be some Vagisil Super Users in this thread...sore Vaginas abound when Alabama is having a good year....

BodyBagz wrote:

eddie lee roth wrote:I hope Deshaun Watson does go ahead of Lamar Jackson in this years draft since Lamar has at least one more year of college ball to go.

I can understand how you got that wrong though. You're just a typical Alabama fan and since he doesn't play for the all important Alabama you don't know jackshit about him.

Or, I could have mistakenly thought he was either a redshirt Sophomore or a Junior...but, surely youre explanation is the correct one....

We will ignore the fact that I am probably one the most unbiased of Bama fans...I know and often admit to them being beatable...but i am 100% loyal to them. But I am also a fan of all CFB except Notre Dame. I watch as many games as possible, regardless of conference...every year, and my posts here reflect that...

No matter though, I will still be here, Bama will still be in contention, and there will still be some Vagisil Super Users in this thread...sore Vaginas abound when Alabama is having a good year....

I thought if I put Mr. Green and a laughy face you would pick up on the fact I was just bustin your balls.

As Mr.Rodgers in Green Bay (that's a pro football franchise) would say RELAX.

After watching Clemsons parade...their warm ups are the ugliest in sports.

It was still a good game.

eddie lee roth wrote:

BodyBagz wrote:

eddie lee roth wrote:I hope Deshaun Watson does go ahead of Lamar Jackson in this years draft since Lamar has at least one more year of college ball to go.

I can understand how you got that wrong though. You're just a typical Alabama fan and since he doesn't play for the all important Alabama you don't know jackshit about him.

Or, I could have mistakenly thought he was either a redshirt Sophomore or a Junior...but, surely youre explanation is the correct one....

We will ignore the fact that I am probably one the most unbiased of Bama fans...I know and often admit to them being beatable...but i am 100% loyal to them. But I am also a fan of all CFB except Notre Dame. I watch as many games as possible, regardless of conference...every year, and my posts here reflect that...

No matter though, I will still be here, Bama will still be in contention, and there will still be some Vagisil Super Users in this thread...sore Vaginas abound when Alabama is having a good year....

I thought if I put Mr. Green and a laughy face you would pick up on the fact I was just bustin your balls.

As Mr.Rodgers in Green Bay (that's a pro football franchise) would say RELAX.

No worries dude...Im chilled like a bottle of Boones Farm in a 7-11....

BodyBagz wrote:
No worries dude...Im chilled like a bottle of Boones Farm in a 7-11....

I haven't had Boones since college. Back in the late 80s at the university of Iowa we were able to leave during halftime, run to a place called the Melrose market and buy bottles of Boones,mad dog, night train...15 minutes of warm, comfortable battery acid. I believe it was John belushi who said, "that night train is a mean wine ".

Bob Stoops retired from coaching OU Sooners today.
SHOCKING!
Stoops says this is not health related but just the right time to leave and hand over the reins to Lincoln Riley

Didn't see this coming.

Riley is the youngest coach out there I wish him well.

eddie lee roth wrote:Didn't see this coming.

Riley is the youngest coach out there I wish him well.

No shit! He was given a "courtesy" interview by S. Carolina before they hired Muschamp. I think Riley will kick ass. They'll sure as hell continue to have a great offense.

But were there even any rumors that Stoops was even CONSIDERING retiring?

No none at all this came out of nowhere.

At least now that Bob is out of the way he can do what Bob would never do and that's fire Mike Stoops.

purchased a new OU Sooners Football t-shirt this week. ordered a hat
as well but that portion of the order was cancelled.

BOOMER SOONER!

RIP Ara Parseghian. Guy was a Notre Dame legend:

https://sports.yahoo.com/ara-parseghian ... ncaaf.html

Machado wrote:purchased a new OU Sooners Football t-shirt this week. ordered a hat
as well but that portion of the order was cancelled.

BOOMER SOONER!

Oh fuck you and the Pooners. Can't believe I missed that one about Gundy.

AA for my teams:
Texas Longhorns probably go 8-4/7-5 ish. This whole rebuilding a team shit takes time. Bad thing is that UT are beyond livid/vocal we don't make a bowl game or Playoffs every time we get a new coach. But they need to play Job (patience!) and & so do the boosters (who run the school & AD).
Baylor Bears - This will be a brutal season. Hate to see my hometown team in shambles again. Another team with an uncertain QB and no ground game. I'm changing my 6-6 to 5-4/4-8.
Texas A&M - Awful in the secondary and they lost their biggest threat on the front end (Myles Garrett). We're nowhere near finding a QB snd lost Ricky Seals Jones to the AZ Cardinals as well. Yet another team that struggles every year on the ground aside from the occasional spurt/sign of life. Losing to Nick Satan was uncalled for. Hence the need for some new blood on the line and a fucking secondary! Reminds me of my Cowboys.

Artemis2085 wrote:

Machado wrote:purchased a new OU Sooners Football t-shirt this week. ordered a hat
as well but that portion of the order was cancelled.

BOOMER SOONER!

Oh fuck you and the Pooners. Can't believe I missed that one about Gundy.

?

Even more worse for Gundy than not ever being a national champion would be for the media to ignore his hair. If he could go on tour with a reunited boy band he'd quit coaching in a heartbeat.

And Machado you can thank me for the cancelled hat I put a word in about you with the shipping department the shirt was already in the mail but I was able to put a stop on the hat. As well as any future orders so don't bother you've been put on the blacklist bitch.

eddie lee roth wrote:

Artemis2085 wrote:

Machado wrote:purchased a new OU Sooners Football t-shirt this week. ordered a hat
as well but that portion of the order was cancelled.

BOOMER SOONER!

Oh fuck you and the Pooners. Can't believe I missed that one about Gundy.

?

Even more worse for Gundy than not ever being a national champion would be for the media to ignore his hair. If he could go on tour with a reunited boy band he'd quit coaching in a heartbeat.

And Machado you can thank me for the cancelled hat I put a word in about you with the shipping department the shirt was already in the mail but I was able to put a stop on the hat. As well as any future orders so don't bother you've been put on the blacklist bitch.

oh no, not that list. but what can i do to get off that list

Machado wrote: oh no, not that list. but what can i do to get off that list

3 Choices

Option - 1



Option - 2



Or option - C



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9DUqjNMZ60

eddie lee roth wrote:

Machado wrote: oh no, not that list. but what can i do to get off that list

3 Choices

Option - 1



Option - 2



Or option - C



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9DUqjNMZ60

looks like someone wants to get banned. you are begging to get banned. i'll assist in helping you get banned. no problem!

Incarnate Word doesn't stand a chance tonight!
What the hell is this Heating and Air Conditioning school

Eason went down with a knee injury for UGA, but his backup Fromm didn't do half bad. My Georgia Southern Eagles are getting hammered by the Auburn War Eagle, meanwhile. No surprise there.

Another season is upon us and once again the people in charge of the rankings have fallen prey to the Texas is back bullshit.

The Semenholes are done.

LOL at Baylor, A&M, and UNLV.