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Thirteen years and running: Sludge Fantasy Football

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I had yahoo send the email out to everybody from last year. If you don't re-register by Sunday night, I'll open it up to everybody.
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I'm back to defend my title.
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you fags are going down
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I'm in.
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When do you figure you're gonna run the draft?
Thx.
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Helix should be banned and Bobby forced to change his name to something with Pink in it.

Bobby's Pink Marshmallow Bunnies.
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UtahRatt wrote:Helix should be banned and Bobby forced to change his name to something with Pink in it.

Bobby's Pink Marshmallow Bunnies.
i might use that in another pool. lol
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Fuck NickasInSaltLick !!!
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Banned for being awesome.
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Just because I got cock blocked by Bobby. In my first and only year. This is another season I'm at a loss, a lot has changed.
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K.K.VanMalmsteen wrote:When do you figure you're gonna run the draft?
Thx.
After seeing the bloodbath training camp and the preseason has been so far, as late as possible. I'll change the draft status the night of the last preseason games.
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Registration is now open to anyone. Here's the signup link:

https://yho.com/nfl?l=830676&k=fc8209ae ... 4933d04aa2
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UtahRatt wrote:
Bobby's Pink Marshmallow Bunnies.
Had to leave Marshmallow out because they wouldn't let me have that long a name.
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We've got six spots remaining.
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i've got a guy for the MetalSludgeFootball2014 pool that drafts monday.
what's the info i need to give him to sign up?
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Kid-Wicked wrote:i've got a guy for the MetalSludgeFootball2014 pool that drafts monday.
what's the info i need to give him to sign up?
The registration link is about halfway up the thread.
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Come on Sludgers, Step up and join this league. It would be a shame to see it die from neglect.
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Fast_Eddie_Schenker wrote:Come on Sludgers, Step up and join this league. It would be a shame to see it die from neglect.
Less teams could be more fun. Stacked lineups, with plenty of waiver pickups available. 8, 10 teams, whatever.
How many are signed up so far?
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We've got ten. One or two more wouldn't hurt. I'll run the draft at midnight MST.
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We should be drafted any time now.
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At first glance I thought 'holy shit, I'm stacked!' until I remembered there's only ten teams this season and not 16.

I still like the looks of my team, especially my defense.

Looking forward to the season.
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I won best draft, woo hoo!!!!

Can't believe somebody put Watts before me in their pre-draft rankings. Crazy kids.
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Just looked and it figures that it's f'n Helix.
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Week 1 of the NFL season.
I go from 1st overall pick in fantasy, straight to last place, while taking a 50 point beatdown in the process.
And I'm a Giants fan.
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Aaaaaaaand...
That's what I get for starting Matt Jones and Ryan Kerrigan
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I just won by .6 points, and it came down to the last play of Monday Night Football. Holy shit. That's a tough beat, Shotgun. If the Ravens don't get flagged for the illegal motion penalty on the second to last play of the game, Peterson made that tackle, and you win by a half point. 8)
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K.K.VanMalmsteen wrote:I just won by .6 points, and it came down to the last play of Monday Night Football. Holy shit. That's a tough beat, Shotgun. If the Ravens don't get flagged for the illegal motion penalty on the second to last play of the game, Peterson made that tackle, and you win by a half point. 8)
I had a 21/100 of a point lead after the Monday nighter last night. This morning, after a stat correction, I lose by 37/100 of a point. Crazy.
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So 5-8 take down 1-4 in the first round of the playoffs. Crazy.

Andy Dalton's thumb killed my season. Congrats to the winners this week. Good luck to the final four. There will be a new champion this year.

Cant wait for next season. Thanks everyone for another fun year.
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Fast_Eddie_Schenker wrote:
K.K.VanMalmsteen wrote:I just won by .6 points, and it came down to the last play of Monday Night Football. Holy shit. That's a tough beat, Shotgun. If the Ravens don't get flagged for the illegal motion penalty on the second to last play of the game, Peterson made that tackle, and you win by a half point. 8)
I had a 21/100 of a point lead after the Monday nighter last night. This morning, after a stat correction, I lose by 37/100 of a point. Crazy.
Honestly, that's painful, admit it. I wanted to shoot all my footballs with a shotgun. Almost anger inducing.

Is Week 14 the playoffs? Or first round? I have screen shot's that shows I won the game with Bobby then they took away 2 tackles and added an assist from Brandon church late that night and gave me the loss.

Games of minutes.
I went to pick up Marcel Reece off the wavers late in the week. I pull up the wavers, smile and see he's there, go through the motions....But guess who else was there at the exact time....Fucking Bobby was on the other end that exact second. Before I hit enter I had a phone call....2 Minutes maximum and Bobby had stole Reece off the waver. I finally hit enter "No Longer available" and I'm like WTF? He started Reece that week vs the JETS. Reece 1TD and 150+yds and Bobby didn't have another half ass RB.

If I wouldn't have taken that phone call he was mine. You don't think 2 minutes someone is on the other end........Wrong, bobby prison shanked me.

I have the screen shots of that year I lost the first 2 games then won 8 Straights and took the league lead at 8-2 without paying much attention to Defensive players until half way in. By that time Nick had all the Punt and kick returners. That fucker Cordell from the Vikings? It's a tough loss....It was my first year back in football after taking a few seasons off.

All that research and work to get shanked by .24

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Ahahaha...

If it makes you feel any better I was ranked first in my division and lost this week.

Congrats to the winners.
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