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I'm not seeing it. If it's not a 100% clear-cut foul, let these bitches sort it out in overtime. Or at least take the heat for it and don't send off the goalie to boot. Although I get a kick out of Buffon retiring with a bunch of failure.
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Well, first he's pushing Vasquez and then he kicks him in the chest. Not a hard foul by any means and Vasquez surely made the most of it, but you can't fault the ref for blowing the whistle in this situation. If Buffon had kept his cool, he would have had the chance to be the hero of the day. Both him and Benatia only have themselves to blame.
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Lads, it's Spurs.

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yea im late
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we're #3!!! we're #3!!

suck it, liva :D
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It feels like ages since I last saw a football game go the way I wanted. Marseille with worst luck already.
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Sergio Ramos is a piece of pig shit.
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SebastianLeeDanzig wrote: Sat May 26, 2018 11:22 am Sergio Ramos is a piece of pig shit.
Yep!

Karius with not one, but two blunders!

Bale's first goal was great. Probably mean his price tag is even more when United sign him this summer.
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Karius was trying incredibly hard, but Ramos remains man of the match:
- recklessly breaks Salah's shoulder
- laughs while he's taken off the pitch
- undetected elbow check to Karius' head shortly before his first own goal
- diving and pretend cramping like a bitch

Somebody just break that asshole's legs already. Between him, Ronaldo, Marcelo, Real is easily the most unsympathetic team in football today.
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Fulham finally back in the PL. I don't think I could have done another year in the Championship.
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I can't remember if I've ever laughed as hard watching the game.
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Any bets on how long Mourinho is gonna last this season? Obviously, I wish him nothing but the most disastrous failure.

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Why is still nobody here crying about United? Can't you get Moyes back somehow?
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SebastianLeeDanzig wrote: Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:14 am Why is still nobody here crying about United? Can't you get Moyes back somehow?
Lol. It really is a gong show. Mourinho vs. Pogba is like some bad soap opera. At this point, they can both fuck off as far as I am concerned. Incredible after the amount they have spunked away on buying players, that they are this shit. Hey Mickey G, you were so happy for Ferguson to retire. You still happy? :lol:
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pieceofme wrote: Fri Oct 05, 2018 4:06 pm
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote: Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:14 am Why is still nobody here crying about United? Can't you get Moyes back somehow?
Lol. It really is a gong show. Mourinho vs. Pogba is like some bad soap opera. At this point, they can both fuck off as far as I am concerned. Incredible after the amount they have spunked away on buying players, that they are this shit. Hey Mickey G, you were so happy for Ferguson to retire. You still happy? :lol:
He was? WTF. It's been mostly a mess ever since.
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Hellsinkey wrote: Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:49 pm
pieceofme wrote: Fri Oct 05, 2018 4:06 pm
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote: Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:14 am Why is still nobody here crying about United? Can't you get Moyes back somehow?
Lol. It really is a gong show. Mourinho vs. Pogba is like some bad soap opera. At this point, they can both fuck off as far as I am concerned. Incredible after the amount they have spunked away on buying players, that they are this shit. Hey Mickey G, you were so happy for Ferguson to retire. You still happy? :lol:
He was? WTF. It's been mostly a mess ever since.
yeah, he couldn't wait for Ferguson to retire. And yeah, it has been mostly a mess.
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Finally. If he plays his cards right, I would even watch a full season of I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! with the crazy fuck.
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Now if only Man United would hire Steven Gerrard as their new manager. That would be interesting.
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About time Mourinho went.
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pieceofme wrote: Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:17 pm
Hellsinkey wrote: Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:49 pm
pieceofme wrote: Fri Oct 05, 2018 4:06 pm

Lol. It really is a gong show. Mourinho vs. Pogba is like some bad soap opera. At this point, they can both fuck off as far as I am concerned. Incredible after the amount they have spunked away on buying players, that they are this shit. Hey Mickey G, you were so happy for Ferguson to retire. You still happy? :lol:
He was? WTF. It's been mostly a mess ever since.
yeah, he couldn't wait for Ferguson to retire. And yeah, it has been mostly a mess.
I wasn't expecting David Gill to retire at the same time. I also didn't expect Fergie to get to pick his successor. Fucking Moyes. Woodward is so shit at hiring managers, and interferes in transfers.

Part of the reason for the mess United are in is because of Fergie. Aging squad when he left, picked a shit successor, no value in the market etc., etc.
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Hellsinkey wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:49 pm About time Mourinho went.
I agree, dude never won a superbowl
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Nitrorulz wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 3:56 pm
Hellsinkey wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:49 pm About time Mourinho went.
I agree, dude never won a superbowl
Well, that was really Finkle's fault.
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Tenacious_Dio wrote: Sat May 26, 2018 4:02 pm Fulham finally back in the PL.
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This CL season is turning out pretty cool. Tottenham/City was crazy. Glad to see Pep fail again with a top-shelf squad. Now if only anybody but Barcelona won the whole thing...

Will also be interesting to see how City handles this in the league in the coming week.
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The Shitty game in the near future will be interesting. It would be nice to play in CL next season, but if us losing will keep Liverpool from winning the league, it's not so bad. 8)
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Ajax v Barcelona or Ajax v Liverpool would be great in the final. Also would be great if Liverpool would make it a double.
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Didn't get my wish for the final. Hopefully Spurs wins the final just because they have never won anything.
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They're still rich as fuck compared to Ajax, so that sucked last night. Will be rooting for Liverpool in the end. Somehow Kloppo finally deserves a title after that comeback.

From a neutral perspective: hands down greatest semi-finals in history.
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Well, the first time all four finalists in Europe's top two competitions have come from one nation.

Go Spurs! Liverpool fans are the worst. I hope Liverpool win nothing. That even means hoping Man City and Pep win the title. Man, what a terrible season.
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ShearMagic wrote: Wed May 08, 2019 11:24 pm Didn't get my wish for the final. Hopefully Spurs wins the final just because they have never won anything.
Did you mean to type recently?

Because Spurs have won two league titles, eight FA Cups, four League Cups, seven FA Community Shields, one European Cup Winners' Cup and two UEFA Cups.

Yeah, they haven't won anything. :roll:

They have 8 FA cups (joint with Chelsea) which is only behind Arsenal and Manchester United.
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