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Dammit, forgot to post this in May and now look at the damn Cubs. Fuck me, oh well better late than never. Sludge on!!!
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sparkdaddy wrote:Dammit, forgot to post this in May and now look at the damn Cubs. Fuck me, oh well better late than never. Sludge on!!!

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saw a replay of Catching Hell last night on ESPN. the film is great and not because
the Cubs lost game 6 and 7 back in 2004

where is Bartman now? does he still have that Renegades crew neck and the green turtle neck these days?
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sparkdaddy wrote:Dammit, forgot to post this in May and now look at the damn Cubs. Fuck me, oh well better late than never. Sludge on!!!
:lol: If they win it all this year there is no one to blame but yourself.
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What a circus, they should put that fairy cartoon mascot on a ball in a tent surrounded by clowns and give them the trophy already. The media overkill is annoyingly painful but it's great watching all the bandwagon fans come out of the woodwork and tank around like a rainbow Blitzkrieg. Every game they jump up and down like bipolar fanatics on a pogo stick, a couple loses it's OMFG a sinking ship then during a winning streak it's Miller time.

In the MLB thread I stated last year they'd choke "The NLCS SWEEP WAS BEAUTIFUL AND SO CUBISH" but win it this year, still sticking by it. The odds are in favor, they've bought all the pieces over the last couple seasons so I can't see how they can lose.

CUBS WORLD CHAMPS 2016!

Will still suck..........Then CUBS FANS will turn into REDSOX fans. From humble to obnoxious.

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UtahRatt wrote:What a circus, they should put that fairy cartoon mascot on a ball in a tent surrounded by clowns and give them the trophy already. The media overkill is annoyingly painful but it's great watching all the bandwagon fans come out of the woodwork and tank around like a rainbow Blitzkrieg. Every game they jump up and down like bipolar fanatics on a pogo stick, a couple loses it's OMFG a sinking ship then during a winning streak it's Miller time.

In the MLB thread I stated last year they'd choke "The NLCS SWEEP WAS BEAUTIFUL AND SO CUBISH" but win it this year, still sticking by it. The odds are in favor, they've bought all the pieces over the last couple seasons so I can't see how they can lose.

CUBS WORLD CHAMPS 2016!

Will still suck..........Then CUBS FANS will turn into REDSOX fans. From humble to obnoxious.

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Change it to 100+ years and put a CUBS hat on Gene!

Chapman just blew that. Rockies walk off..... :mrgreen:


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Epstein and Hoyer have built a monster top to bottom. The Eugene ( OR ) Emeralds, the Cubs A team is on a 15 game win streak. I'm infamiliar with their farm I just know what those two are capable of.
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killeverything wrote:Epstein and Hoyer have built a monster top to bottom. The Eugene ( OR ) Emeralds, the Cubs A team is on a 15 game win streak. I'm infamiliar with their farm I just know what those two are capable of.
How many more inches of Theo can you put in your mouth? WOW! Take it down a notch already.
Look, unless the Cubs win a WS title, do not come here talking about how the GM built a roster that is formidable.
2nd place is the first loser. Remember that!!!

Cubs fans walk around like they are the second coming of the 27 Yankees. F that. They are nothing right now until they win that WS. Until
they win the final game of the baseball season.
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Machado wrote:
killeverything wrote:Epstein and Hoyer have built a monster top to bottom. The Eugene ( OR ) Emeralds, the Cubs A team is on a 15 game win streak. I'm infamiliar with their farm I just know what those two are capable of.
How many more inches of Theo can you put in your mouth? WOW! Take it down a notch already.
Look, unless the Cubs win a WS title, do not come here talking about how the GM built a roster that is formidable.
2nd place is the first loser. Remember that!!!

Cubs fans walk around like they are the second coming of the 27 Yankees. F that. They are nothing right now until they win that WS. Until
they win the final game of the baseball season.
Shut the fuck up imbecile.

Are you still mad about what he did to your "team" when he took the reigns in Boston, Mr. New Yorker? You bandwagon fuck.
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When throwing a home run ball back goes wrong = CUBS FANS

A young Cubs fan in left field decides to bring a bit of Wrigley to Coors Field when he throws Nick Hundley's home run ball back on the field.............Get's BOOOOEDDDDD and escorted the fuck out!

It's off to the side, being it's the front page of ESPN it's the cubs home page.
http://www.espn.com/mlb/


Take that weak ass stupid fan ritual back to Wrigley!
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killeverything wrote:Epstein and Hoyer have built a monster top to bottom. The Eugene ( OR ) Emeralds, the Cubs A team is on a 15 game win streak. I'm infamiliar with their farm I just know what those two are capable of.
That losing streak fans was crying about just before....What losing streak? No way they can lose this year. They're getting more push out the ass then a taco bell burrito.
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killeverything wrote:
Machado wrote:
killeverything wrote:Epstein and Hoyer have built a monster top to bottom. The Eugene ( OR ) Emeralds, the Cubs A team is on a 15 game win streak. I'm infamiliar with their farm I just know what those two are capable of.
How many more inches of Theo can you put in your mouth? WOW! Take it down a notch already.
Look, unless the Cubs win a WS title, do not come here talking about how the GM built a roster that is formidable.
2nd place is the first loser. Remember that!!!

Cubs fans walk around like they are the second coming of the 27 Yankees. F that. They are nothing right now until they win that WS. Until
they win the final game of the baseball season.
Shut the fuck up imbecile.

Are you still mad about what he did to your "team" when he took the reigns in Boston, Mr. New Yorker? You bandwagon fuck.
i think your Cubs hat is on a little tight tonight. we all know you are a front runner. Who the fuck roots for a GM? only you, pal LOL!!!
if the Astros lived up to the off season hype, you would have at ten gallon hat on and some shit kicking boots to match.

i don't think you understand what it means to be a bandwagon fan? allow me to educate, son
someone who suddenly shows support for a team, while never doing so previously, only because that team started winning games.
that means you!
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Machado wrote:!

Cubs fans walk around like they are the second coming of the 27 Yankees. F that. They are nothing right now until they win that WS. Until
they win the final game of the baseball season.
Are you drunk? I'm 46 years old. They haven't BEEN to the WS in my life. There's nothing about which to brag.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Machado wrote:!

Cubs fans walk around like they are the second coming of the 27 Yankees. F that. They are nothing right now until they win that WS. Until
they win the final game of the baseball season.
Are you drunk? I'm 46 years old. They haven't BEEN to the WS in my life. There's nothing about which to brag.
B.S. Cubs fans are already going to the jeweler and sizing up their rings! Don't tell me none of you are bragging. You fans
act as if the month is October and the Cubs are 1 strike away from winning it all.
Why didn't you pull a Kill and start cheering for the Giants? Shit, you could have cheered for the White Sox and celebrated a WS by now.
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Machado wrote:
killeverything wrote:
Machado wrote:
How many more inches of Theo can you put in your mouth? WOW! Take it down a notch already.
Look, unless the Cubs win a WS title, do not come here talking about how the GM built a roster that is formidable.
2nd place is the first loser. Remember that!!!

Cubs fans walk around like they are the second coming of the 27 Yankees. F that. They are nothing right now until they win that WS. Until
they win the final game of the baseball season.
Shut the fuck up imbecile.

Are you still mad about what he did to your "team" when he took the reigns in Boston, Mr. New Yorker? You bandwagon fuck.
i think your Cubs hat is on a little tight tonight. we all know you are a front runner. Who the fuck roots for a GM? only you, pal LOL!!!
if the Astros lived up to the off season hype, you would have at ten gallon hat on and some shit kicking boots to match.

i don't think you understand what it means to be a bandwagon fan? allow me to educate, son
someone who suddenly shows support for a team, while never doing so previously, only because that team started winning games.
that means you!
I'm not going through this with your retarded ass again.

A team winning games? Kind of like rooting for the Yankees and Cowboys?

Run!

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johnk5150 wrote:
Machado wrote:!

Cubs fans walk around like they are the second coming of the 27 Yankees. F that. They are nothing right now until they win that WS. Until
they win the final game of the baseball season.
Are you drunk? I'm 46 years old. They haven't BEEN to the WS in my life. There's nothing about which to brag.

It's the bandwagon fans, I've never seen so many cockroaches come out of the toilet.
The clip of that KID tossing back the HR ball and his blockhead father AT COORS FIELD is a prime example of the Idiocracy. Coors Field has a good fan base and draws a fair visitor crowed but in that clip I've never seen THAT many VISITORS in the bleachers before and I've been to dozens of CUBS games at Coors Field, where the fuck were they during the last 20 years let alone tossing the ball back at an away game, morons like that makes one hope they choke. I've shared a few words and got looks for wearing an LAD hat but in that clip it looked like Wrigley fucking Field, normally they'd got dumped with beer and soda for pulling that shit. If they didn't on the way out.

At least they're not Yankee fans, they brag when they're .500 and going to miss the playoffs. They start bragging at the break about next season let alone some WS they've bought when the car was invented.

CUBS fans will be in everyone's face soon but they'll never top the Yankees.
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Machado. The bandwagon started in '98. Remember a couple of guys named Sosa or McGwire? Before those two guys Wrigley was a morgue. You're retarded.
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I don't know if you're talking to machowder or me but the HR Race was completely different.....Maybe in Chicago it was but it's nothing like this Bandwagon. That was a straight player race in which most people seemed to be rooting for Big Mac. There was a ton of Sosa shirts but most I knew hated Corkey or rooted for both if they liked him...I was in Denver went to Cleveland then back to Utah that season and would hit the sports bars almost nightly just to watch the race and had a lot of fun.
In the end it was a juiced up joke we laughed about at the end of the season, I boycotted Baseball after the strike then after the HR season drew us back I remember a bunch of us laughing in disgust when reality kicked in. Then Bonds came along and things got really ugly...Either way it had nothing to do with the team and all to do with the HR race.

What it did have was an impact on bringing fans back to the game after the strike, it made a few Sosa fans but nothing to do with making people CUBS fans....It didn't take long for Corkey to ruin his image not to mention PED's came the light. That HR Race was a One Hit Wonder where most look back as a turning point.

It was a player race, this is a stacked ringer team favored to win the WS bandwagon.
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johnk5150 wrote:Machado. The bandwagon started in '98. Remember a couple of guys named Sosa or McGwire? Before those two guys Wrigley was a morgue. You're retarded.
you are full of shit. put down the kool aid for once and pay attention.
once the HR race concluded, once again nobody gave a shit about the Cubs until 2004. most baseball fans were clamoring for a
Yankees vs Cubs WS. the Cubs fans were everywhere. all 4 corners of the country. fast forward to 2005 and the bandwagon fans moved
to another team.
now we are in 2016 and once again a new era of bandwagon fans are front and center. i bet most of them are red sox fans, LOL
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Again, you're either not here in Chicago or an idiot. Wrigley was empty for 25 years before Sosa and McGwire and full since. I have to go to the dentist.
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johnk5150 wrote:Again, you're either not here in Chicago or an idiot. Wrigley was empty for 25 years before Sosa and McGwire and full since. I have to go to the dentist.
you should have stayed in school or watched baseball on WGN, because you are misleading the public with your stats.
1984, remember that year? Durham made a huge error. Pulled a Buckner before there was such a "verb".
Anyway, I recall the seats were very full that year.
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Machado wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Again, you're either not here in Chicago or an idiot. Wrigley was empty for 25 years before Sosa and McGwire and full since. I have to go to the dentist.
you should have stayed in school or watched baseball on WGN, because you are misleading the public with your stats.
1984, remember that year? Durham made a huge error. Pulled a Buckner before there was such a "verb".
Anyway, I recall the seats were very full that year.
Those seats weren't close to full until they traded a hall of famer for Rick Sutcliffe.
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johnk5150 wrote:
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johnk5150 wrote:Again, you're either not here in Chicago or an idiot. Wrigley was empty for 25 years before Sosa and McGwire and full since. I have to go to the dentist.
you should have stayed in school or watched baseball on WGN, because you are misleading the public with your stats.
1984, remember that year? Durham made a huge error. Pulled a Buckner before there was such a "verb".
Anyway, I recall the seats were very full that year.
Those seats weren't close to full until they traded a hall of famer for Rick Sutcliffe.
you cubs fans really make me laugh.
hof, Sutcliffe? sure, if there was a wing for drunks, he would fit right into the hof.
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Machado wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:
Machado wrote: you should have stayed in school or watched baseball on WGN, because you are misleading the public with your stats.
1984, remember that year? Durham made a huge error. Pulled a Buckner before there was such a "verb".
Anyway, I recall the seats were very full that year.
Those seats weren't close to full until they traded a hall of famer for Rick Sutcliffe.
you cubs fans really make me laugh.
hof, Sutcliffe? sure, if there was a wing for drunks, he would fit right into the hof.
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Guess who is on the cover of the latest SI?

Your Chicago Cubs :lol:
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business owners in Cleveland and Chicago are raping their fans.
a parking lot in Cleveland would charge $5 to park during reg season.
world series begins and the price soared to $50

local Wrigley Field establishments are charging $100 cover charge.
the rooftop seats are going to $1,000
another pub near Wrigley is charging $500 and a mandatory 18% gratuity
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Machado wrote:business owners in Cleveland and Chicago are raping their fans.
a parking lot in Cleveland would charge $5 to park during reg season.
world series begins and the price soared to $50

local Wrigley Field establishments are charging $100 cover charge.
the rooftop seats are going to $1,000
another pub near Wrigley is charging $500 and a mandatory 18% gratuity
:shock:
And there's a line. No one here is surprised by these prices.
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