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Frenchie...everyone on here knows you are a delusional loser. Give it up.
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cookie wrote:Hey doJ, are you anywhere near kentish town?
It's about 20 mins or so away from me by underground. Why's that? You in town?
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drops_of_jupiter wrote:
cookie wrote:Hey doJ, are you anywhere near kentish town?
It's about 20 mins or so away from me by underground. Why's that? You in town?
I will be eventually.... the family bought the prince of wales pub
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chickenona wrote:objectively speaking, you look like an intruder in this picture. The two guys on either side of you look like they're trying to block you from getting too close to the group. The one to the left of you looks like he's trying to elbow you out of there.
Indeed. Mr. Glasses-Guy-to-the-Left also has quite an expression of annoyance on his face as he attempts to shoulder-shove the interloper out of the way. One can only presume that immediately following the photo snap, she was bruskly escorted out of the building by security who were summoned toute suite.


cookie wrote: I will be eventually.... the family bought the prince of wales pub
OMGZ!!1! Cookie, that must mean you guys are royalty as well, and all rich 'n stuff!
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GlitterQueen wrote:
cookie wrote: I will be eventually.... the family bought the prince of wales pub
OMGZ!!1! Cookie, that must mean you guys are royalty as well, and all rich 'n stuff!
well Im not, but the family are well rich, innit.
They own Gio Goi clothing, a few nightclubs in manchester.....They also produced the new Deadmau5 & Kaskada video 'I remember'. Its trippy seeing my kids great uncle in the top 30 videos countdown on the TV. Books have been writted about the family..and everything that calling them 'The family' might imply :wink: They are on first name terms with some of the biggest names in British music, and they often pop into 'the yard' to chill and have a cuppa tea.
Same goes for TV and film stars.
Their other uncle just sold the manor house in Alderley edge for nearly 3 million. So yeah. Rich and stuffs.
They were all close with phil lynot(sp?) from thin lizzy and he wrote The boys are back in town about them and their associates..And Johnny the Fox meets jimmy the weed?........My kids other uncle.

Fuck bought royalty. Earnt money and grafting is far more fun to be around.

Oh and I was on a conference call organising my prodigy guest list...And robbie williams shouted hello down the phone to me...look out for him wearing GioGoi.


Actually since stenchie is SUCH good frinds with everyone she name drops, I will ask him about her, eh?


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chickenona wrote:Image

Sorry to keep assaulting everybody's eyes with this, but objectively speaking, you look like an intruder in this picture. The two guys on either side of you look like they're trying to block you from getting too close to the group. The one to the left of you looks like he's trying to elbow you out of there.
How old is Stenchie anyway? Her hair and clothes scream 80's and his royal highness looks like a younger man than the fortysomething he actually is.
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I am putting on my ruby slippers and clicking my heels together in hopes a big wind comes along and sweeps the wicked bitch far far away...


She still here?


Fucking hell...I smell stench!


Ha ha ha...you and your friends in Monaco laughing at US! That is so transparent. First off, we all know you don't have any friends that anyone else can see and if you are royalty and a socialite...do you think you would really show them your idiocy on here. They would be mortified, I am sure, to be associating with the likes of you.


I do have some pictures up on my myspace page...which is where I choose to put them. The rest and the best ones are being copy righted as we speak for the book and I choose to let them be seen when the publication comes out. I can't give the whole book away here or there now can I.

However, with that said...all of us here can smell a bullshitter from miles away...say from France...and I think most folks round here can tell that my stories are true. As they have all reiterated on this exact post and the other.

I can't be anything else but honest. I HAVE to be truthful in my writing. If I am not, that leaves me open for slander and liable suits not to mention...it wouldn't make sense and it would be transparent that I was lying. But, alas, I am not.

So...once again...keep throwing your little online tantrums...I love it! I only wish I was there to see your little head explode! Could you have Prince Albert take a pic of you when that happens?
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Oh no...Cherokee you didn't! :shock: At least you didn't go to the piercing joke! LOL!
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That's it...she's a chick with dick! I saw a porn like that once!
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Only old ladies wear Guerlain perfume
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What was that again about 'classy people don't name drop'?
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So how can the smelly cunt be mulatto when she has (rich) WHITE parents? I guess her smelly cunt maman fucked the black paper boy?

Somebody's not so quite high and mighty!
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la Frenchie wrote:Of course, you wear cheap perfumes ! =
You can't even be with your husband in Japan -land of Has Beens- because you can't afford the plane fare !

Cookie : chic old ladies wear Guerlain and ME, who has been to the same private school as Stéphane Guerlain.

Who??? The lawyer? Big fucking woop. You just admitted you smell like old ladies. NICE.
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la Frenchie wrote:And i admitted i went to the same COSTLY school.

Blackie : I only ONE name-dropped because the old stripper refused to believe i know Society.
This pity you didn't fell into a big hole in Elsch sur on s'en fout, that stiff, boring, UNROCK town in Luxemburg !

Tawny: you are UNworthy of the Jagger name.
Maybe Maman fucked the sexy Black man, but she knows sexual pleasure, unlike you !

NO one cares what french crusties you know though.
IF you have actually slept with anyone we would care about, please DO share.
We dont care about wikipaedia, and are all perfectly capeable of using google.
So put up or shut up.
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la Frenchie wrote:And i admitted i went to the same COSTLY school.

Blackie : I only ONE name-dropped because the old stripper refused to believe i know Society.
This pity you didn't fell into a big hole in Elsch sur on s'en fout, that stiff, boring, UNROCK town in Luxemburg !

Tawny: you are UNworthy of the Jagger name.
Maybe Maman fucked the sexy Black man, but she knows sexual pleasure, unlike you !
It's VON Jagger, not Jagger you smelly cunt! See?? ROYALTY!

And whoever the sperm donor is, he passed the straight up retard gene to you. Congratulations! Following in your maman's French whore footsteps?

Why is it that the French have an aversion to soap and water?
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la Frenchie wrote:And i admitted i went to the same COSTLY school.

Blackie : I only ONE name-dropped because the old stripper refused to believe i know Society.
This pity you didn't fell into a big hole in Elsch sur on s'en fout, that stiff, boring, UNROCK town in Luxemburg !

Tawny: you are UNworthy of the Jagger name.
Maybe Maman fucked the sexy Black man, but she knows sexual pleasure, unlike you !
There you go, you're showing all your class right now.
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Blackie Onassis wrote:What was that again about 'classy people don't name drop'?
No shit. Every time I enter a thread with this gal's stench in it, I have to avoid tripping over all the fuckin names littering the ground from her dropping them all over the fucking place.

I wonder if she ever actually impresses anyone anywhere with this act of hers.....
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This thread is hilarious! Ever-so-delusional Frenchie and bored housewives ripping each other apart. Frenchie, if your idea of a real groupie is Lexxa Vonn and her ilk -- that tells me everything I need to know, not that I didn't know before. I have not one but two dear friends in L.A. who say she's been stalking them for years -- no wonder you two get along! What a perfect match.

Sin, when & where did you walk for Galliano? PM me if you don't wanna post -- we may have walked the same collection, I did a bunch of work for them years ago before my retirement, I don't know John well but still talk to his ex once in a while...
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LisaVie wrote:
la Frenchie wrote:Of course, you wear cheap perfumes ! =
You can't even be with your husband in Japan -land of Has Beens- because you can't afford the plane fare !

private school as Stéphane Guerlain.
you're clueless with your assumptions about my financial situation... my father's in congress... I'm a college grad... and I've traveled the world...

you're superficial, lame, stupid, and UGLY.... all the money and perfume in the world can't make you pretty... and i agree with the others on this board... i think you have an issue with certain girls because your self-esteem is so low because you're so unattractive... but you don't realize that money can't make you more attractive, but personality can... lots of people out there (even ones as ugly as you) are seen as extremely attractive because their great personalities bring so much beauty out in them... they have such a great personality that they actually look attractive and sexy... you really need to work on that...

there is not a person on this board who would trade places with you... they are cooler, prettier, and lead more authentic happy lives...

and you suck!
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GlitterQueen wrote:No shit. Every time I enter a thread with this gal's stench in it, I have to avoid tripping over all the fuckin names littering the ground from her dropping them all over the fucking place.

I wonder if she ever actually impresses anyone anywhere with this act of hers.....
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Do us all a favor stenchie.
CLOSE YOUR LEGS,YOUR BREATH STINKS.
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EvilQueen wrote:Do us all a favor stenchie.
CLOSE YOUR LEGS,YOUR BREATH STINKS.

It keeps the flies off her chips...
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Comedy gold! :lol:

Guerlain? I'm aware of their fragrances, and even the dates and stories behind how several of them were created. They're among the worst I've ever smelled. When I was an adviser for Christian Dior, I ended up in charge of Guerlain and their clientele quite a bit. Old, frumpy women buy Guerlain! I have drawers overstuffed with unopened beauty products from about every luxury brand you could imagine. It's nothing to shout about.

Money and fame won't impress me, either. I grew up among what you call the "upper crust". I worked on school projects at my classmate's mansions. I attended Cotillion straight out of grade school, where I learned social etiquette and how to ballroom dance in white gloves at the country club. I've been backstage at more concerts than I can keep count of. I've visited movie sets. I've been in newspapers and on television. I've rubbed elbows and had close relationships with royalty, politicians, movie stars, models, rock stars, athletes, artists, heirs, socialites, etc. They're just regular people with unusual jobs. No more, no less. I'll take a great personality over a large bank account any day.

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i am utterly convincd this woman is either totally
1= insane
2=bi polar
3=a gay guy who wishes he had a pussy
4=off her meds/or takin too many meds
5=so miserable and pathetic every word out of her mouth is a lie

i could list 10 other reasons but i think ya'll get the picture

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i wonder if the MODS would ban her and then she would have a perfect record of being banned everywhere she spits her stupid lies........

hey frenchie show all these wonderful pics u say u have

put up ur shut up..........i hope they ban ur tired cellulite ass
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As someone whose very recent ancestry includes both the French heritage and that of authentic Gypsy Trash, I am genuinely offended that la Cuntie is representing my peeps. For the love of Sarkozy, if this bitch was smart she would shut her social-climbing buck-toothed D-list-musician-and-politician-stalking jealous-of-all-that-is-young-and-hot-and-experienced mouth and finally put herself out of her misery.

As it stands, I'm really enjoying this thread. Please continue.

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Seriously?

Guerlain? Ew. That stuff was made in the days before deodorant and daily baths so the women and men didn't pass out at the stench of each other.

There is a perfumery in Paris (the name escapes me at the moment) that caters to custom scents. The bottles are crystal and have diamonds in them. The starting price is 1500 US dollars for your own one of a kind smell. Now THAT is the perfume of the rich. Not that crap you can only get at TJ Maxx next to the Paris Hilton line!

You are so stuck in the 80's socialite scene, Stenchie. No one really gets off to Monaco anymore...try Dubai or the Turks and Caicos Islands. My Grandma doesn't even wear Guerlain any more. You are so far behind in your delusion of grandeur that you can't even get with the times! But it's no wonder, I don't think they have the fashion or travel channels in the nut house do they?
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One twenty year old picture of you getting elbowed out by security and a couple tabloid snaps aren't going to convince us, Stenchie. Show us something a little more recent and shut us up. Come on. Impress us.
And before you say Quennie isn't showing pictures, save it. There are some pics on her myspace and there will be more in her book.
When's your book coming out Stenchie? A socialite of your stature must have all the connections you need to score a book deal.
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DelisciousMillerBack wrote:
panteraman319 wrote:i wonder if the MODS would ban her and then she would have a perfect record of being banned everywhere she spits her stupid lies........

hey frenchie show all these wonderful pics u say u have

put up ur shut up..........i hope they ban ur tired cellulite ass

I think she is all five of your above reasons.

I would like to see the pictures too, but I am afraid it will be a fizzle just like Screechy and her supposed picture of "Monty".
Yeah, whatever happened to Screechy? Did she get banned? Is she busy praying for our salvation?
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Now, now..there's no need to insult retarded stillborn monkeys.
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