Housemate Noise
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- Bruce Chickenson
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Housemate Noise
So, tonight my housemate was screwing his ugly bird, she was making so much noise I nearly went up and put her out of her misery.
How much noise do you or people you know/knew/can hear etc make during sex?
Why do I want to know? I'm sick
How much noise do you or people you know/knew/can hear etc make during sex?
Why do I want to know? I'm sick
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Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
None........never been in the idea of "having" to make noise during sex.
Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
Not even if you were fucking your dream man, Taime Downe? I don't know...you'd have to be some kind of trooper to suffer his B.O. in silence.LadyJaneGrey wrote:None........never been in the idea of "having" to make noise during sex.
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Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
oh, I'm sure things would be quite different in that case.saracapri wrote:Not even if you were fucking your dream man, Taime Downe? I don't know...you'd have to be some kind of trooper to suffer his B.O. in silence.LadyJaneGrey wrote:None........never been in the idea of "having" to make noise during sex.
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Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
Ok, screwing up your thang here...
I make no noise. Not of the yelling and "OHMYGOD" sort. Maybe a few so called feminine gasps.
That's all.
I must be boring, eh?
I make no noise. Not of the yelling and "OHMYGOD" sort. Maybe a few so called feminine gasps.
That's all.
I must be boring, eh?
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Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
You're not boring, but you have a lot to learn about what turns men on.
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Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
Yeah, they like it when you talk dirty to them. Duh, don't you bitches listen to Poison?
GreazyNutz wrote:Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
Show them how it's done Sara.
saracapri wrote: It's true. I'm wild for buttsex.
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Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
Myself? Not that much.Bruce Chickenson wrote:How much noise do you make during sex?
The sheep on the other hand...
"Moving on, is a simple thing...what it leaves behind is hard. You know the sleeping feel no more pain...and the living are all scarred." -- Megadeth's "A Tout Le Monde"
Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
depends on if he's doing it right , but usually a lot
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Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
Thats a man, baby.cathousebabe wrote:I disagree. You need to be more in tune with your body if you think that.Flowerfairy wrote:Usually women who make a lot of noise during sex are faking it for the man's pleasure. Sorry guys!
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Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
I don't make a sound at all. God forbid I wake her up.
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Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
SanityClause wrote:I don't make a sound at all. God forbid I wake her up.
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Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
SanityClause wrote:I don't make a sound at all. God forbid I wake her up.
Dead dogging, it's a sign of love.
Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
Wrong!Flowerfairy wrote:Usually women who make a lot of noise during sex are faking it for the man's pleasure. Sorry guys!
I've practically broken teeth trying to stay quiet.
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Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
Wow. what fucking century are you from?
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Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
I make a lil noise...it honestly all depends on if the hookup has any drugs or alcohol involved, and if it's any good. I usually can double as the most vocal porn queen there is if everything "connects". I'm also known to get rather vulgar. A former roommate of mine said she felt like she was listening to Jenna Jameson go at it at one point years back. I took it as a complement.
Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
Depends on the guy... 5 to 50 decibels.. ha
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Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
A fog horn.
Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
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Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
idk really, if i like the guy and he's hot, yeah, i make a lot of noise.
if it's sum little prick that just wants it, i just lay there, let him do his thing, then tell him to fuck off.
i like it more when the guy makes a lot of noise tho, jesus, THAT is hot.
if it's sum little prick that just wants it, i just lay there, let him do his thing, then tell him to fuck off.
i like it more when the guy makes a lot of noise tho, jesus, THAT is hot.
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Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
True. That is beyond hot.mikki wrote: i like it more when the guy makes a lot of noise tho, jesus, THAT is hot.
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Re: How much noise do you make during sex?
just thinking about it is pretty faptastic.PrettyTiedUp wrote:True. That is beyond hot.
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