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Re: Do girls like guys like this?

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ERIC ADAMS wrote:HAILS COOKIE
IT LOOKS LIKE MY DONKEY DONG IS BROKEN IN THAT LINK


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/1 ... nowang.jpg


THAT SHOULD WORK
FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY MASSIVE MEAT MULE, BARB
AND I'LL ADD
I AM 100% HETEROSEXUAL AND READY TO DESTROY FEMALE OPENINGS

Mmmmmmmmmmm...good stuff!!!!
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Re: Do girls like guys like this?

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RichHoltGuitar wrote:I really wanna know how much pussy a gothic kinda guy gets - especially these days, considering how Vampires and freaky creatures seem to turn girls on now! (if you don't have a clue what i mean, Google a movie called Twilight).

For example, do female rock fans (or girls in general) like a guy who looks like this:


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This is a good look if:

A. You're under the age of 18; or

B. Your target demo is under-aged girls; or

C. You dig overweight emotionally damaged adult women;

Otherwise avoid it. If you want an attractive, intelligent woman with a healthy self-image, try looking like a regular person that might actually have a career. You'd be surprised what that can pull.
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Black_Dog wrote:I'd probably let him take me from behind if I was intoxicated.

Other than that, nah.
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Black_Dog wrote:I'd probably let him take me from behind if I was intoxicated.

Other than that, nah.

Thanks for making me spit my drink out! That was good. :lol:
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RichHoltGuitar wrote:I really wanna know how much pussy a gothic kinda guy gets - especially these days, considering how Vampires and freaky creatures seem to turn girls on now! (if you don't have a clue what i mean, Google a movie called Twilight).

For example, do female rock fans (or girls in general) like a guy who looks like this:


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So another words, what you are really saying is: that you want to know if the Females also think this guy is as attractive as you find him to be?

It's okay dude. you're 14. It doesn't mean your gay. yet.
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God damn, that dude looks like a mega douchebag.
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They are a bunch of faggots :lol:

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SexxAtraxxion wrote:They are a bunch of faggots :lol:

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Re: Do girls like guys like this?

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dislike.

i would never go out with a guy who takes longer to put his make up on than i do. besides, pretty boys know that they're pretty and that's the problem!
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Re: Do girls like guys like this?

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ERIC ADAMS wrote:HAILS LADIES OF ILL REPUTE AND QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN THE MALE SPECIES
IT IS I, ERIC ADAMS – HORSEHUNG LEAD VOCALIST FOR TRUE METAL GODS MANOWAR
I'LL BEWITCH YOU WITH A TENDER SERENADE, THEN JACKHAMMER YOUR FANNY WITHOUT MERCY
BUT I DIGRESS
WHO IN BLUE BLAZES IS THE DOUCHELORD IN THOSE PHOTOS?
THE MEATRING LOOKS LIKE THE INVERTEBRATE OFFSPRING OF REVERSE MULLET QUEEN KATE GOSSELIN AND METAL SLUDGE'S OWN BAD (HAIR) BOY JOHNNY TUSCADERO
AND I'LL ADD
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'D SUSTAIN A DOUBLE WRIST FRACTURE WHEN ATTEMPTING TO SNAP A FRESH, CRISP CELERY STALK THAT HE HAD JUST PURCHASED AT FERRY PLAZA FARMERS MARKET IN SAN FRANCISCO ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE BLUE OYSTER BAR WITH THE CORNHOLING COUSIN OF 'LEATHER MAN' FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
IN OTHER WORDS
IT IS PERFECTLY PLAUSIBLE THAT THIS PIMPLY PUSHOVER POLTROON IS MORE PARTIAL TO PENISY PLEASURES THAN HE IS WITH PLUNDERING A PLETHORA OF PULSATING PUSSY
IN CONCLUSION
I'M BEFUDDLED THAT SOME OF YOU BITCHES WOULD BE SO EAGER TO JUMP IN THE SACK WITH THIS REPULSIVE-LOOKING, WOULD-BE ROMEO
I BET YOU WENCHES THINK HE LOOKS REALLY CUTE WHEN HE'S DOING HIS SQUATS IN THE CUCUMBER PATCH
DIFFERENT STROKES FOR LEGALLY BLIND FOLKS, INDEED
I'd rather do him then "Loincloth Louie" Lol
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Re: Do girls like guys like this?

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RichHolt wrote:I really wanna know how much pussy a gothic kinda guy gets - especially these days, considering how Vampires and freaky creatures seem to turn girls on now! (if you don't have a clue what i mean, Google a movie called Twilight).

For example, do female rock fans (or girls in general) like a guy who looks like this:


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Yes...he can have my pussy any day and then we can swap black eyeliner tips and tricks :D
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Re: Do girls like guys like this?

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I worked in a goth club for over a year but have actually never seen a guy like this in. He's quite a hottie, not my type though. I prefer sleaze-rockers with that old 80s look though. I can imagine a goth guy iike this not having a trouble getting laid! :D
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