which rocker do you think has the most illegitimate children
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which rocker do you think has the most illegitimate children
which rocker do you think has knocked up the most women and had the most kids that he may not even know about?
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Re: which rocker do you think has the most illegitimate chil
If he doesn't know about them, how would we?
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Re: which rocker do you think has the most illegitimate chil
Where do we start? Too many to mention.
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Re: which rocker do you think has the most illegitimate chil
agreed.Clash wrote:Where do we start? Too many to mention.
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Re: which rocker do you think has the most illegitimate chil
wouldn't it be gross if the male rocker met his grown daughter and they didn't know and.......
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And the narcissistic bastard would probably be hella-attracted to her, because she looked like him!LocoOno wrote:wouldn't it be gross if the male rocker met his grown daughter and they didn't know and.......
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Landshark2000 wrote:And the narcissistic bastard would probably be hella-attracted to her, because she looked like him!LocoOno wrote:wouldn't it be gross if the male rocker met his grown daughter and they didn't know and.......
Yeah, like when Prince thought he was looking at his female reflection and renamed her Vanity.
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Fucking creepy that this could happenLocoOno wrote:wouldn't it be gross if the male rocker met his grown daughter and they didn't know and.......
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Re: which rocker do you think has the most illegitimate chil
I would have to assume Bret from Poison. I a friend of mine told me Bret had a child he never spoke about. That is all I know on that issue. After seeing Rock of Love I am sure Bret had children, that we the people don't even know about. He screwed too many chicks and we all know that leads to babies.
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Re: which rocker do you think has the most illegitimate chil
I would say Gen Simmons since has fucked over 4000 chick gotta b a few kids from that large brood.
Re: which rocker do you think has the most illegitimate chil
Given all those years some of our favourite rockers have performed, I´m not surprised if its already happened. Euwh.Eddie_Van_Heineken wrote:Fucking creepy that this could happenLocoOno wrote:wouldn't it be gross if the male rocker met his grown daughter and they didn't know and.......
But Gene, Lemmy or Vince probably have the most illegitimate children based on all these stories you have heard about them.
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Re: which rocker do you think has the most illegitimate chil
It's funny. Once upon a time we could have had the thread "which rocker has the most illegitimate children with women on the Ho Board."
If memory serves me, Blas would have taken that title.
If memory serves me, Blas would have taken that title.
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wicked_82 wrote:Given all those years some of our favourite rockers have performed, I´m not surprised if its already happened. Euwh.Eddie_Van_Heineken wrote:Fucking creepy that this could happenLocoOno wrote:wouldn't it be gross if the male rocker met his grown daughter and they didn't know and.......
But Gene, Lemmy or Vince probably have the most illegitimate children based on all these stories you have heard about them.
That is a sick & twisted thought it could happen with these clowns though thats for sure!!
Re: which rocker do you think has the most illegitimate chil
Wouldn't it be a strange twist if it was Rob Halford.
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Re: which rocker do you think has the most illegitimate chil
we don't...he asked how many we "think"Blackie Onassis wrote:If he doesn't know about them, how would we?
a guess...a hunch...
now...answer the fuckin question
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I remember the one who claimed to have a kid with Blas. What was her name? It was quite the drama.MitziDupree wrote:It's funny. Once upon a time we could have had the thread "which rocker has the most illegitimate children with women on the Ho Board."
If memory serves me, Blas would have taken that title.
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Her screen name was shadow and the "baby" allegedly died right after it was born.
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Was she the one that got knocked up in the stairwell, or was that the other dumb Blas Ho?
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That one was "Shady Go", and she supposedly took him to court over paternity and/or support. She was an absolute loon. And ugly as the day is long. No way Blas E. ever fucked that, even unconscious.MitziDupree wrote:Was she the one that got knocked up in the stairwell, or was that the other dumb Blas Ho?
IDIAMINDADA wrote:Take your child, and leave him in the woods....he has a better chance being raised by a pack of homosexual squirrels.
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Oh man - that's right - Shady. Completely insane. She used to PM me ridiculous details of things I never indicated any interest in. Why me, dear god? Why me?
So many Blas baby claims, so few Ho's.
So many Blas baby claims, so few Ho's.
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Remember when she posted a picture of "herself" to prove Blas did fuck her - only it was a picture of Jenna Jameson? She picks the most recognizable porn star in the world. She argued till the cows came home that it was her, then yanked the picture down.MitziDupree wrote:Oh man - that's right - Shady. Completely insane. She used to PM me ridiculous details of things I never indicated any interest in. Why me, dear god? Why me?
So many Blas baby claims, so few Ho's.
Her real name was Jodi if I recall correctly ... she posted it I think. She had a Myspace page still claiming the Blas thing years later ...
IDIAMINDADA wrote:Take your child, and leave him in the woods....he has a better chance being raised by a pack of homosexual squirrels.
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Re: which rocker do you think has the most illegitimate chil
It would be
um, whoops...
I thought this thread was called "which rocker do you think has fucked the most illegitimate children"
Close one there.
um, whoops...
I thought this thread was called "which rocker do you think has fucked the most illegitimate children"
Close one there.
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Bingo.Landshark2000 wrote:That one was "Shady Go", and she supposedly took him to court over paternity and/or support. She was an absolute loon. And ugly as the day is long. No way Blas E. ever fucked that, even unconscious.MitziDupree wrote:Was she the one that got knocked up in the stairwell, or was that the other dumb Blas Ho?
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She had fake baby pictures up on her Myspace with captions like "R.I.P. Babygirl" - craziest shit I ever saw. When she came back a few years ago, she PMed me wanting to send me copies of court papers or some shit that I'm sure proved absolutely nothing, and I told her to fuck off with her crazy self.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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LocoOno wrote:wouldn't it be gross if the male rocker met his grown daughter and they didn't know and.......
That. Is. Just. WRONG. I think I shall go be sick now...
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tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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Re: which rocker do you think has the most illegitimate chil
Wrong. So very wrong ...
IDIAMINDADA wrote:Take your child, and leave him in the woods....he has a better chance being raised by a pack of homosexual squirrels.