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What are some good tips for seducing a musician?
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Christ...the other white meat

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I love this "related link" at the bottom of that awesomely useful article:

"How to Seduce a Partner who is only Recently of Legal Age"

:lol:



And as for the original poster's original question: You know what they say - If you have to ask.....
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:) I can't stop laughing. Thanks for posting that!
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GlitterQueen wrote:
I love this "related link" at the bottom of that awesomely useful article:

"How to Seduce a Partner who is only Recently of Legal Age"

:lol:
I liked the warning at the bottom: Be sure to know the legal age of consent in the area you and the young adult live, so you do not get involved in an illegal sexual relationship.
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Another Warning: (re: Seducing a Musician)
"Most musicians are egotistical and musically elitist - trying to show them new music is next to impossible and getting them down off their high horse won't happen. They are normally selfish/boring in bed - hence their rockstar lifestyle is there to make up for where they lack in intimacy. Go date a writer or a teacher - they are more classy, deep, and intelligent - plus they are way better in bed."
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xxxGlamGurlxxx wrote:What are some good tips for seducing a musician?
Just take off all your clothes and dye your hair blond. It helps to have huge hooters and act ditzy. Come prepared with drugs and act stoned..Also, Pretend to be around the ages of 15, or 17 years old. If you are in your 30's say you're around 20..The younger the better. You have to have what it takes, before you start to seduce a musician. Or there prob isn't much hope.
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Inessence wrote:Another Warning: (re: Seducing a Musician)
"Most musicians are egotistical and musically elitist - trying to show them new music is next to impossible"
That pretty much describes my spouse lol
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xxxGlamGurlxxx wrote:What are some good tips for seducing a musician?
I'm a musician (non-pro, but active), here's my 2 cents:

- Be attractive. If you're not, do something about it.
- If you're fat, lose weight until you're thin to average.
- Shave your snatch.
- Give great blowjobs (watch the teeth, don't hurt us, pleeze us!).
- Be able to hold a conversation (I hate dumb girls...I like having a decent conversation before and after sex).
- Smell good and be clean (wear a decent perfume).
- Don't smoke or drink heavily (bad breath suxxx).
- Don't be looking at your mobile phone every 5 minutes, make the guy you're trying to seduce feel like the center of your attention.
- Don't be a mooch, pay for your drinks dammit!
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They don't even buy you a drink anymore? Sheesh!
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Just the broke motherfuckers, which is pretty much 95% of them.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Just the broke motherfuckers, which is pretty much 95% of them.

This would also include the stoned off weed and drunk musician's to. About 95 percent of them. Seems abut right to me, not that I care, just sayin..
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It's all about HIM, ladies. Leave your self respect at the door.
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EvilNTent wrote:It's all about HIM, ladies. Leave your self respect at the door.
I thought I was to leave my clothes, girlfriends and drugs, which I no longer do.. at the door. :lol:
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"Avoid dating a musician who firmly believes that his "career" must involve heavy drug use. Your life will only go down the tube if you mimic his behavior. And his career won't go far..."
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say "i would like to suck your cock and taste your cum and no one has to know" works almost every time
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What about letting the musician seduce you? It's much more satisfying.
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tweet75 wrote:say "i would like to suck your cock and taste your cum and no one has to know" works almost every time
Do you think I could seduce Stephen Pearcy by saying the above? :lol:
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Jeezus....this thread kind of makes me glad my second sister focuses on firemen. At least they are less egotistical and therefore attainable or so I hope. Otherwise, I might have to beat the shit out of someone.
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xxxGlamGurlxxx wrote:What are some good tips for seducing a musician?
Ramen is easier to carry to the car if you buy him a whole case.
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If, "What are you doing later?" doesn't work, you don't have a chance.
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If you have genuine chemistry with the 'musician' you're going after, you shouldn't have to ask the question.
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:If you have genuine chemistry with the 'musician' you're going after, you shouldn't have to ask the question.
You've never been backstage, so you wouldn't really know, would you?

Anyway, for those who have been backstage:
- You're the most attractive woman in the room. Own that. If the other girls are prettier than you, go back to the drawing board and make yourself prettier so that next time you will be the most attractive woman in the room.
- When you are talking to the guy you're interested in, flirt confidently. If he wants a sexually forward woman, be forward. If he wants a "chase", tease him while making it clear that you want him.
- If he asks you to go somewhere else with him, always say "yes", because that means you're about to achieve your goal.
- Stay calm and confident when you're in private with him, so it doesn't seem like you're freaking out or feeling braggy about the conquest you're hoping for.
- If you suddenly change your mind and don't want to go through with it, don't waste his time by continuing to hang out while making excuses about why you're not willing to have sex with him. Go home and let someone else hang out with him who is DTF.
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Lydia wrote:
amouthfulofsin220 wrote:If you have genuine chemistry with the 'musician' you're going after, you shouldn't have to ask the question.
You've never been backstage, so you wouldn't really know, would you?

Anyway, for those who have been backstage:
- You're the most attractive woman in the room. Own that. If the other girls are prettier than you, go back to the drawing board and make yourself prettier so that next time you will be the most attractive woman in the room.
- When you are talking to the guy you're interested in, flirt confidently. If he wants a sexually forward woman, be forward. If he wants a "chase", tease him while making it clear that you want him.
- If he asks you to go somewhere else with him, always say "yes", because that means you're about to achieve your goal.
- Stay calm and confident when you're in private with him, so it doesn't seem like you're freaking out or feeling braggy about the conquest you're hoping for.
- If you suddenly change your mind and don't want to go through with it, don't waste his time by continuing to hang out while making excuses about why you're not willing to have sex with him. Go home and let someone else hang out with him who is DTF.
Mmmhmm.

So, basically what you're saying is be brainless ho bag with no opinion, spunk, or spirit...mold yourself to what your miniscule mind thinks he might want, and conform?

Bush league.

Seriously, Lydia - my 'fat' ass is, like, totally envious of you and your obviously extensive backstage experience.

:lol:
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:Mmmhmm.

So, basically what you're saying is be brainless ho bag with no opinion, spunk, or spirit...mold yourself to what your miniscule mind thinks he might want, and conform?

Bush league.

Seriously, Lydia - my 'fat' ass is, like, totally envious of you and your obviously extensive backstage experience.

:lol:
This is Donna's Ho Board, you know. Fugly fatties living in fantasy land and creaming their panties to thoughts of boning Trent Reznor need not apply.

Anyway, what I'm saying is this:

You've never been backstage and you never will be unless you pay your way there by buying a VIP fan package or something. If you can't figure out what a man wants, and deliver that, you'll never seduce a musician, or any other man, for that matter. What brought you to the Ho Board, we'll never know. You could be a bald white man with a beer belly for all we know.
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HotsOnForNowhere wrote:They don't even buy you a drink anymore? Sheesh!
Most never have cash on them. I was at an after show party at a hotel bar years ago and John Taylor ask me if I wanted to buy HIM a drink. LOL! The girl sitting on the other side of me practically jumped into my lap to offer to buy it for him.


Most girls that "date" a musican are strippers because they have money and cheat as much as musicians do. So its a win-win.
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Lydia wrote:
amouthfulofsin220 wrote:Mmmhmm.

So, basically what you're saying is be brainless ho bag with no opinion, spunk, or spirit...mold yourself to what your miniscule mind thinks he might want, and conform?

Bush league.

Seriously, Lydia - my 'fat' ass is, like, totally envious of you and your obviously extensive backstage experience.

:lol:
This is Donna's Ho Board, you know. Fugly fatties living in fantasy land and creaming their panties to thoughts of boning Trent Reznor need not apply.

Anyway, what I'm saying is this:

You've never been backstage and you never will be unless you pay your way there by buying a VIP fan package or something. If you can't figure out what a man wants, and deliver that, you'll never seduce a musician, or any other man, for that matter. What brought you to the Ho Board, we'll never know. You could be a bald white man with a beer belly for all we know.

Are you the same "Lydia" that Dave Navarro is currently talking to on twitter?

http://twitter.com/#!/davenavarro6767
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:Mmmhmm.

So, basically what you're saying is be brainless ho bag with no opinion, spunk, or spirit...mold yourself to what your miniscule mind thinks he might want, and conform?

Bush league.

Seriously, Lydia - my 'fat' ass is, like, totally envious of you and your obviously extensive backstage experience.

:lol:
This is Donna's Ho Board, you know. Fugly fatties living in fantasy land and creaming their panties to thoughts of boning Trent Reznor need not apply.

Anyway, what I'm saying is this:

You've never been backstage and you never will be unless you pay your way there by buying a VIP fan package or something. If you can't figure out what a man wants, and deliver that, you'll never seduce a musician, or any other man, for that matter. What brought you to the Ho Board, we'll never know. You could be a bald white man with a beer belly for all we know.[/quote]

Damn, you've figured me out. :shock:

You're a dumb fuckin' ho, and that gives me a right to clown you even if this is the Ho Board.

Have fun gargling man mayo.
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Is Dave Navarro talking to you on Twitter, Lydia? Seems like rest of the board likes Janes Addiction's End to The Lies single.

http://twitter.com/#!/davenavarro6767
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