Keanu Reeves is 50-years-old today...

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Keanu Reeves is 50-years-old today...

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...and still a beautiful, beautiful man.

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Yes, yes he is. And I'd still bang him like a screen door in a hurricane.
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TravisBicklesMohawk wrote:Yes, yes he is. And I'd still bang him like a screen door in a hurricane.
:lol: :lol: Same here. To this day, every time Point Break comes on I lick the tv screen.
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It's a Keanu thing. You wouldn't understand it.
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I was expecting an article about a Sludger being arrested for breaking and entering Keanu's house.

I am disappoint.

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...what Lydia said. you girls are slaaaaaaaaaacking.
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I was really hoping someone had a good story.

He smiled and waved at me once. That's not a GOOD story.
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I saw the trailer for his new movie. *drools*

And I've always preferred him with facial hair.
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Gah, the paps catch him loitering during a smoke and coffee break...

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...and he's sex. GOD. DAMN.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JkpZDsLhxc
he was my first non-black crush.
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IndianaWildflower wrote:Gah, the paps catch him loitering during a smoke and coffee break...

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...and he's sex. GOD. DAMN.

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Dear God . . . :P And he smokes. Am I the only person on Earth who finds smoking guys hot? In a manner of speaking.
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NIce, apart from the smoking part. It'll catch up with him.
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