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is it me or is this board dead? no one has any juicy gossip. at least groupie central or whatever it is called has a lot of juicy details about certain band members.
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I flashed my dick at the Donnas once and smoked a joint w/ their bassist after the show.
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rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:I flashed my dick at the Donnas once and smoked a joint w/ their bassist after the show.
eewww
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Josh Todd was wearing red underwear last night.
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When I saw Cyndi Lauper a few years ago, you could see her Depends bulge through her leggings.
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Inessence wrote:Whoa. I bought a cd of a band Iggy hasn't heard of before? :lol:
Yep, there's actually still a few left out there! :lol:
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This board is definitely dead.
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jodi2 wrote:
rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:I flashed my dick at the Donnas once and smoked a joint w/ their bassist after the show.
eewww

Ewww? My dick is awesome. Fuck you.
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taste_the_rainbow wrote:This board is definitely dead. I long for the pre-Queef NIN days.
All the band guys from the '90s and '00s have married Hollywood hos. To know what's going on with today's band guys and road hos, you have to be on social media.
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Caustic Queen wrote:Josh Todd was wearing red underwear last night.
that reminds me.. Buckcherry came out with sex toys molded from each of the members. My friend asked me if all of the toys came with herpes.
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Lydia wrote:
taste_the_rainbow wrote:This board is definitely dead. I long for the pre-Queef NIN days.
All the band guys from the '90s and '00s have married Hollywood hos. To know what's going on with today's band guys and road hos, you have to be on social media.
Does this social media you speak of have a Penis chart?
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Inessence wrote:Whoa. I bought a cd of a band Iggy hasn't heard of before? :lol:
Yep, there's actually still a few left out there! :lol:
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I thought most married rockers cheat. I guess they have settled down for good.
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Yes melissazombie this board does seem a little disappointing. I mean I would like to hear something juicy about Slash, Warren DeMartini, Chris Cornell, Nuno Bettencourt, and Kip Winger just to name a few. Does groupie central talks about any of these guys? :wink:
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mahogany wrote:Yes melissazombie this board does seem a little disappointing. I mean I would like to hear something juicy about Slash, Warren DeMartini, Chris Cornell, Nuno Bettencourt, and Kip Winger just to name a few. Does groupie central talks about any of these guys? :wink:

I remember the groupie voy forums. They talk about bands like Il Nino being man whores circa 2002, the dudes from Papa Roach (except 1 member), the leader singer of Killswitch Engage having a big dick and giving some chick an STD, Burton C Bell from Fear Factory sleeping around while married and pretending he isn't into groupies, Maynard being a man-whore (everyone knows that), Joey Jordison being a man-whore (and everyone knows that as well....), the lead singer of Five Finger Death Punch claims he isn't into groupies, but is lying, ummm...., Sully Erna from Godsmack lying to a bunch of girls.. that sums up the boards.. haha but these posts ranged from 2001-2010

***note: I'm not sure if these claims are 100% accurate. These were taken from the message boards from other peoples mouths***
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Thanks Melissazombie for your reply. :)
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Out of idle curiosity, what did the Godsmack guy lie about?
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Inessence wrote:Whoa. I bought a cd of a band Iggy hasn't heard of before? :lol:
Yep, there's actually still a few left out there! :lol:
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Inessence wrote:Out of idle curiosity, what did the Godsmack guy lie about?
His height?
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Bianca wrote:
Inessence wrote:Out of idle curiosity, what did the Godsmack guy lie about?
His height?
^^most likely^^

Sully is a whiny bitch.
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Inessence wrote:Out of idle curiosity, what did the Godsmack guy lie about?
some girls on the internet were saying that he lied to them about not being engaged or being with another girl or something like that. They would get texts from him, etc. If you think you are the only girl, you are a dumb bitch.
There were like 10 different women were complaining about his womanizing ways. What do you expect??


and the person who commented on his height.. hahaha
I don't see how he gets women. yuck.
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rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:
jodi2 wrote:
rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:I flashed my dick at the Donnas once and smoked a joint w/ their bassist after the show.
eewww

Ewww? My dick is awesome. Fuck you.
^It's true, it is awesome. And that's hot rikstick!
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melissazombie wrote:
Inessence wrote:Out of idle curiosity, what did the Godsmack guy lie about?
some girls on the internet were saying that he lied to them about not being engaged or being with another girl or something like that. They would get texts from him, etc. If you think you are the only girl, you are a dumb bitch.
There were like 10 different women were complaining about his womanizing ways. What do you expect??


I didn't know groupies cared so much if their target of the night was in a relationship or not.
If I went to see Britney Spears, and she chose me to come back stage for some fun I wouldn't care if she had some dude at home.
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I didn't know groupies cared so much if their target of the night was in a relationship or not.
If I went to see Britney Spears, and she chose me to come back stage for some fun I wouldn't care if she had some dude at home.
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haha. I know, girls are dumb or just don't know how to play the game, but who wants to hook up with that midget from Godsmack?? there are so many better looking rockers. bleck.
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