Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?

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Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?

Postby CHA0S » Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:28 am

Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate, past or present?

Played Marco Pole-me on a campaign bus?
Cruised with Cruz on a boat tied to a dock on a lake?
Ignored advances from Kasich and Carson like you were a debate moderator?
Felt the bern of gray mustache whiskers down there?
Earned the right to wear a "I [was] with Hillary" sticker?
(Note: I don't really care to hear any stories about Trump.)

I'm primarily interested in hearing about encounters with current presidential contenders, but I also wouldn't mind if the more distinguished gals (and guys) among us shared stories about John Edwards, Kerry, hell, even Dole, Dukakis, or Mondale.
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?

Postby exitflagger » Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:39 am

I guarantee you that the rikstik has at least jerked off to one or more chicks that resemble Chris Christie.
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?

Postby LadyJaneGrey » Sun Mar 13, 2016 8:06 pm

Vladimir Putin stories would be more interesting.
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?

Postby tylamonroe » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:37 am

Every single one of us has fucked by a politician at some point.
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?

Postby RadGurL3 » Fri Sep 16, 2016 6:00 am

exitflagger wrote:I guarantee you that the rikstik has at least jerked off to one or more chicks that resemble Chris Christie.


OMG hilarious!!!! And so true too :lol: :lol:
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?

Postby princessofrock » Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:47 am

RadGurL3 wrote:
exitflagger wrote:I guarantee you that the rikstik has at least jerked off to one or more chicks that resemble Chris Christie.


OMG hilarious!!!! And so true too :lol: :lol:



^ #truth ^
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?

Postby kinghenchman » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:03 am

I know a drummer that banged a presidential candidate's daughter in a bathroom at a bar in NYC. I used to drink with a President's daughter quite often and she would get quite touchy and grabby after a few shots.
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?

Postby ren13 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:01 pm

No, but I fucked a chick that now (9 years later) is one of our city council members.
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?

Postby Ann_Landers » Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:51 pm

princessofrock wrote:
RadGurL3 wrote:
exitflagger wrote:I guarantee you that the rikstik has at least jerked off to one or more chicks that resemble Chris Christie.


OMG hilarious!!!! And so true too :lol: :lol:


^ #truth ^


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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?

Postby Turner Coates » Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:20 pm

HMZ wanted to bang Barbara Bush when she was in Casper, but he was grounded at the time.
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?

Postby SeminiferousButtNoid » Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:05 pm

I used to masturbate to Barbara Bush. She had a spell on me.
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