Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?

[CHA0S]

Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate, past or present?

Played Marco Pole-me on a campaign bus?
Cruised with Cruz on a boat tied to a dock on a lake?
Ignored advances from Kasich and Carson like you were a debate moderator?
Felt the bern of gray mustache whiskers down there?
Earned the right to wear a "I [was] with Hillary" sticker?
(Note: I don't really care to hear any stories about Trump.)

I'm primarily interested in hearing about encounters with current presidential contenders, but I also wouldn't mind if the more distinguished gals (and guys) among us shared stories about John Edwards, Kerry, hell, even Dole, Dukakis, or Mondale.

[exitflagger]

I guarantee you that the rikstik has at least jerked off to one or more chicks that resemble Chris Christie.

[LadyJaneGrey]

Vladimir Putin stories would be more interesting.

[tylamonroe]

Every single one of us has fucked by a politician at some point.

[RadGurL3]

I guarantee you that the rikstik has at least jerked off to one or more chicks that resemble Chris Christie.

OMG hilarious!!!! And so true too

[princessofrock]

I guarantee you that the rikstik has at least jerked off to one or more chicks that resemble Chris Christie.

OMG hilarious!!!! And so true too

^ #truth ^

[kinghenchman]

I know a drummer that banged a presidential candidate's daughter in a bathroom at a bar in NYC. I used to drink with a President's daughter quite often and she would get quite touchy and grabby after a few shots.

[ren13]

No, but I fucked a chick that now (9 years later) is one of our city council members.

[Ann_Landers]

I guarantee you that the rikstik has at least jerked off to one or more chicks that resemble Chris Christie.

OMG hilarious!!!! And so true too

^ #truth ^

That little bitch ran off a few years back. He was shocked that so many people found him to be such a monotonously predictable, sleazy douchebag. Or, maybe he was embarrassed because he was getting fat again.

[Turner Coates]

HMZ wanted to bang Barbara Bush when she was in Casper, but he was grounded at the time.

[SeminiferousButtNoid]

I used to masturbate to Barbara Bush. She had a spell on me.