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Caustic Queen wrote: HA! I'm 42 and my current boy toy is 24

What could a 24 year old boy have in common with a 42 year old woman ?
After you have sex what's the conversation like ? I'm guessing it's limited .

Kristi Vanian wrote:

Kristi Vanian wrote:I like older guys, so it depends on how old/healthy he is. I don't want him to have a heart attack.

Yup. Didn't see you, though.

That's because I was in the break room, with the hot orderly that looked like Martin Sweet's father! Meanwhile, you were probably playing Go Fish with a BJ as the incentive to win!

I only promised a BJ to Mr. Simonon.



And maybe Mr. Vanian.

LSD69 wrote:

Caustic Queen wrote: HA! I'm 42 and my current boy toy is 24

What could a 24 year old boy have in common with a 42 year old woman ?
After you have sex what's the conversation like ? I'm guessing it's limited .

We actually have quite a bit in common. (music, movies, work, friends...)
Most of the conversation is just like any other friendly relationship...

KV...in the "post a pix of yourself" thread...have you posted pix of yourself with very long, blond, straight hair?

if so (and im picturing the right person)...there is no way you look 27.

Drunk Kennedy wrote:KV...in the "post a pix of yourself" thread...have you posted pix of yourself with very long, blond, straight hair?

if so (and im picturing the right person)...there is no way you look 27.

Yeah she has long blonde hair and she is 26 or 27.

ok, shes a very pretty girl...would never of guessed she was that old.

im an old fart in my 40's...everyone under 30 looks like they are in high school to me.

and when it comes to tattoos...

Kristi Vanian wrote:Me.

just went up on respect-o-meter.

Drunk Kennedy wrote:ok, shes a very pretty girl...would never of guessed she was that old.

im an old fart in my 40's...everyone under 30 looks like they are in high school to me.

She has the mental age of a high school student so you ain't that far off the mark LOL:

Well you have the mental age of a 5th grader. So stuff your mushroom with that.

Kristi Vanian wrote:Well you have the mental age of a 5th grader. So stuff your mushroom with that.

I know you are bla bla bla!!!!!

Oh, shut up, you little shite.

Antagonize the honey badger at your peril, gentlemen...

I'm always doing it and so far I've come away unscathed.

You just don't want to admit how afraid you really are.


It's okay. I have that effect on a lot of people.