Metal Sludge Gossip Board

.

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:

RadGurL3 wrote:I look like a 10 year old girl (down there)!

See ya next Friday!

But don't worry, I'm not into 10 year olds so you're safe from the Rikstik.

Or 100 lb women. Awww damn!

I'm just wondering how all these guys have ended up with pussy hairs in their teeth. Do you dudes gnaw on her mound or something?

I have one thing to say, and one only: If you leave the waxing parlor with gashes all over your gash....don't ever go back there again.

FearsOfGun wrote:I'm just wondering how all these guys have ended up with pussy hairs in their teeth. Do you dudes gnaw on her mound or something?

If you attack like a ravenous dog on a chunk of rawhide...if you really lose yourself in the pussy au pubic poivre, you'll go home with a cuntscented filament goody bag in your mouth - every single time.

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:

Natural all the way! Can't wait to see both of you tonight!!!

Me and Lisa will both rub up on you!

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:Am I the only one on this planet that thinks that bald pussies are fucking creepy? Now don't get me wrong, I don't like that shit looking like Buckwheat in a leglock. Trim it and make it looks neat but bald pussies just look un-developed and fucking pedo.

Discuss.

Agree 100 percent. The only females with bald cooters are 5-year-olds and 85-year-olds. If you're turned on by completely bare, you're either a closet pedophile or a necrophiliac.

Yes, it should be trimmed and kept tidy, but healthy women of child-bearing age (i.e., the ones worth f*cking) have HAIR AROUND THEIR VAGINAS.

There. I said it.

Edit to add: Bald guys, as is de rigeur in porns today, are even grosser.

motleybelle wrote:

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:

Natural all the way! Can't wait to see both of you tonight!!!

Me and Lisa will both rub up on you!

Motleybelle's kickin' it au natural! If only you didn't have tattoos on your tits I just might pounce on you.

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:

motleybelle wrote:

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:

Natural all the way! Can't wait to see both of you tonight!!!

Me and Lisa will both rub up on you!

Motleybelle's kickin' it au natural! If only you didn't have tattoos on your tits I just might pounce on you.

My tits are quite nice! The tats are just my wildside "cumming" out!!

*Twilight* wrote:I said this in another thread, but waxing is the way to go. It feels so smooth.

How does it look? Got any pictures?

I don't like eating Gorilla Salad. Bald as Mr. Bigglesworth is fine by me!

Hair holds in unwanted scents. Bald tastes like honey!

That look might work for you fine-haired Anglos and the like. Otherwise, is a 5 O'clock shadow on the nethers really attractive?

I prefer to look like a woman and not like a 9 years old little girl. So, shaving- yes, but not completely.

dianah wrote:I prefer to look like a woman and not like a 9 years old little girl. So, shaving- yes, but not completely.

How much do you weigh and do you have tattoos on your tits?

Olds_71_442 wrote:Hair holds in unwanted scents. Bald tastes like honey!

Agreed. A shaven sausage wallet is a little slice of heaven.

My tits are quite nice! The tats are just my wildside "cumming" out!! [/quote]
What makes you think that you an appealing bosom ?

Shaven. I like it nice and clean. Plus I like guys with as little hair down there as possible so I think it's usually a mutual preference...

Guess I'm in the minority...My growing up in the 80s made me more of a "bush" man.

ALMOSTsaved wrote:Guess I'm in the minority...My growing up in the 80s made me more of a "bush" man.

So you like being a jungle explorer?

I remember sticking a hand in my 2nd boyfriend's pants... That bush there was a major turn off. (But it was his ridiculous shyness that fucked it up eventually. Shy men? SAD.)

I didn't say I was into Sasquatch....Nor would I ever allow my own area to qualify as such.

fastermetallicat wrote:

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:

fastermetallicat wrote:I tried shaving everything off down there...hated it. Didn't like the way it looked or the way it felt. And I have sensitive skin so then when it grows back it's nasty. I just keep it clean and neat. Looks and feels better that way.

How much do you weigh?

I think I weigh too little to qualify for you

Yeah, but if you have big tits I'll make an exception.

I just want to know if saracapri shaves her twat. Please respond, sara.

.

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:

dianah wrote:I prefer to look like a woman and not like a 9 years old little girl. So, shaving- yes, but not completely.

How much do you weigh and do you have tattoos on your tits?

56 kg, big tits, but no tattoos there

nage wrote:Shaven. I like it nice and clean. Plus I like guys with as little hair down there as possible so I think it's usually a mutual preference...

If thats you in your profile pic then i can see why you're saying such things considering you look 12!

pieceofme wrote:

nage wrote:Shaven. I like it nice and clean. Plus I like guys with as little hair down there as possible so I think it's usually a mutual preference...

If thats you in your profile pic then i can see why you're saying such things considering you look 12!

SW wrote:

pieceofme wrote:

nage wrote:Shaven. I like it nice and clean. Plus I like guys with as little hair down there as possible so I think it's usually a mutual preference...

If thats you in your profile pic then i can see why you're saying such things considering you look 12!

I'm a homo because I don't like 12 year old girls. Interesting logic.