Ho Board Porno Workshop

[chickenona]

Yeah, that was a fun night.

These old guys, they fuck like they have all the time in the world.

[chickenona]

Aw, bummer.

However, you've got plenty of time to find another one or twelve or forty men.

In many ways they do fucking suck. Doc caused a little trouble for me this week, in matters that are frankly none of his fucking business. Oh well, I let it happen.

[SugarMama]

Aw, bummer.

However, you've got plenty of time to find another one or twelve or forty men.

In many ways they do fucking suck. Doc caused a little trouble for me this week, in matters that are frankly none of his fucking business. Oh well, I let it happen.

A. Feel free to share.

2. BD, honey, not that there's anything wrong with batting for the same side ... don't go giving up on men altogether yet. You're too young, and let's face it, you like dick. I've read your writing on this particular subject. You love it. Whatever the guy who put you in this frame of mind did to you ... it'll heal. Just give it some time. Take a break from dating for a bit, maybe, clear your head space ... whatever. Contrary to what some bitches will have you believe, there are good men out there. Keep your head up, honey.

[chickenona]

He didn't come to the house again or anything, but he worked his fucking shrink voodoo on me and got me to yell at one of my friends when she'd done nothing to ask for it. I stressed her out and caused her pain because he was being a jealous imp.

[SugarMama]

He didn't come to the house again or anything, but he worked his fucking shrink voodoo on me and got me to yell at one of my friends when she'd done nothing to ask for it. I stressed her out and caused her pain because he was being a jealous imp.

Ouch. I'm sorry to hear that Nona. Did you and the friend work things out?

PS. You know what I wanna know? How many people are reading this thread who aren't posting in it to let us know. I think everyone who reads it, should have to post something. Anything. Even just some "....." would do.

[amouthfulofsin220]

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[chickenona]

He didn't come to the house again or anything, but he worked his fucking shrink voodoo on me and got me to yell at one of my friends when she'd done nothing to ask for it. I stressed her out and caused her pain because he was being a jealous imp.

Ouch. I'm sorry to hear that Nona. Did you and the friend work things out?

PS. You know what I wanna know? How many people are reading this thread who aren't posting in it to let us know. I think everyone who reads it, should have to post something. Anything. Even just some "....." would do.

Oh, yeah. It was really me being reactionary. I apologized.

As to the silent readership...there's not a lot that can be said about my smut. I admit it's inflammatory, self-indulgent and kinda dumb for me to chronicle my cardinal sins, but goddam, I'm having porn sex for the first time in twelve years. I'm damn well gonna chronicle it.

[SugarMama]

I've mentioned that I have a female friend with benefits, right? I know I"ve discussed it privately, but I can't remember if I"ve posted about it. So, sorry if some of this is repetitious, but I'm covering all bases.

So I have this female friend with benefits. We've become very close over the last few months, and not just the kind of close that having sex with someone else can sometimes bring you. We've become very good friends. She's a great girl and I would enjoy her company even if we didn't have sex together. But there is that benefit, too. It's intoxicating, having her be attracted to me. It catches me by surprise sometimes. One minute we're just hanging out, doing whatever, and I"ll see her looking at me sideways. So you have to know all that to understand what I"m about to confess.

We go out a couple times a month to a local club. We dance and drink and enjoy ourselves. It has happened more than it hasn't that a guy will show up that she knows. Most of the time she simply disappears for half an hour to an hour and I know she's out in the parking lot in the backseat of a car. One night, though, there was this one guy who showed up ... he was deliciously younger than I by about 10 years. There's something about men in their 20s. I've always loved that age group. From the time I was 15, I've loved men in their 20s. Nothing has changed.

It turned out she had already told her fuck buddy about me, and about me and her. And he wanted in on some of that. On this particular first night, I had decided to leave early, and told my friend. She and Chris walked me to my van. Nothing had been said on the walk to the parking lot. Not a word. But as I turned back after unlocking the door of my van, she pushed me up against it and started kissing me. I love kissing. It's one of my favorite parts of sex. Chris positioned himself behind her, and kissed and nibbled on her neck and shoulders. My eyes were closed, but when I felt a hand playing with my hair, and then sliding down my neck and into the neckline of my shirt, I knew it was him. Someone, it may have been me, I don't know ... said we shouldn't be standing out in a parking lot in full view of anyone who cared to watch this. I unlocked the side door of the van and climbed in. Chris came in after me, and she was on the other side of him. We resumed kissing, leaning across him to meet in the middle. He went back and forth between the 2 of us while she and I made out; kissing and licking her neck and mine. She paused for a moment and pulled down the top of the blouse I was wearing and then pulled my tits out of my bra. Chris literally said "Whoa" out loud when he saw them. She said "I know. Her tits are amazing. And she has to have the most perfect nipples ... " she paused, licking one of my nipples, and then the other, as if to emphasize her point ..."I've ever seen. I could play with her tits for hours." She trailed off at that point, losing herself in my tits. Chris leaned forward then and kissed me. I moaned into his mouth as he kissed me, encouraging him to kiss me harder. My hands were pulling her shirt open, and pulling her tits out of her bra in the same manner she'd done to me. She turned to make out with him, then, leaving me to attend to her tits, which are quite considerable in their own right. I lapped at her nipples, sucking one into my mouth and grazing it with my teeth the way she likes. I felt one of Chris' hands between us, and felt, rather than saw, his hand slide under her skirt. She adjusted her position so he could get to her pussy more easily. I paused for a moment, using my fingers to play with her nipples and watched the 2 of them kissing, and listened to her moans get louder as he slid first one finger, then 2, inside of her.

Eventually her hands found the front of Chris' jeans and she pulled his dick out. He was rock hard already, and no wonder. His cock wasn't very big. Certainly not what I"m used to since my husband is hung like a horse. But it was gorgeous all the same. Slim and probably about 7 inches. He turned back to me, kissing me and playing with my tits while she licked and sucked his cock. I have it on very good authority that she sucks a mean cock, so I know he was enjoying it. He whispered a few dirty thoughts to me in between kisses. He told me he wished he had us in a bed and how much he'd love to be able to have room to slide his cock in between my tits. He said he'd love to have me riding him so he could watch my big tits bounce in time with my hips. He told he how much he'd love to watch her eat my pussy while he fucked her from behind. "She's told me how much she likes eating you out. How good you taste. How much noise you make, the more you get into it. I"d love to see and hear that." Then he pulled her head away and pushed my head down. It had been a long time since I"d had my mouth on a cock other than my husbands'. It was a rather nice experience, not being choked by one, and being able to take him into my throat without gagging. She was now on her knees on the seat, turned toward him with her knees parted. I watched him finger fucking her while I licked and sucked his dick.

He pulled my head away gently and pulled my mouth back up to his. I sucked on his lower lip and started kissing his neck. He was making lots of delicious noises in my ear and then he asked me "Where do you want me to cum?" I hadn't expected this question, so I said the first thought that popped into my head. "In her mouth." Both of his hands gripped my head as he resumed kissing me. As I had done earlier, he moaned into my mouth as he kissed me, and one of his hands found the underside of my hair. He wrapped my hair around his hand and pulled my head back, burying his face in my neck and grunted loudly, cumming into her mouth. I looked down and watch her clean his cock from bottom to top with her tongue. He eventually let go of my hair and leaned back against the seat, catching his breath. I laughed when I noticed how steamed up all the windows in the van were. "My god. It's like high school all over again." I giggled. We eventually climbed out of the backseat of my van and she and I kissed goodnight before I left.

He showed up at the club again, one night, a couple weeks later. But that's another story, for another time.

[chickenona]

Kickass!

A friend with benefits situation with another chick. What a good idea.

[SugarMama]

Kickass!

A friend with benefits situation with another chick. What a good idea.

I really hadn't expected that, either. We met with the premise that she would be the third in a 3way with me and my husband and along the way to that happening, she and I became friends. I can be this honest about myself : I'm a good fuck, a great friend and cool if you can combine the 2. But don't get emotionally involved with me. That's when shit gets crazy. So she and I are a perfect combo. Especially for the occasional guy who comes along that tickles both our fancy. So far, it's just been the one guy. I don't do alot of fucking around and don't plan on it again anytime soon. But never say never. And there were 2 more instances with this guy. I"ll get to them at some point.

[MissBrownstone]

"........"

I love reading this thread, but don't have the attention span (nor the descriptive talent) to write one of my own. You ladies (and couple of guys) are so, so awesome, though. Happy, SugarMama?

[SugarMama]

"........"

I love reading this thread, but don't have the attention span (nor the descriptive talent) to write one of my own. You ladies (and couple of guys) are so, so awesome, though. Happy, SugarMama?

Aw, c'mon now. It's not like it hurt or anything.

[MissBrownstone]

"........"

I love reading this thread, but don't have the attention span (nor the descriptive talent) to write one of my own. You ladies (and couple of guys) are so, so awesome, though. Happy, SugarMama?

Aw, c'mon now. It's not like it hurt or anything.

Only a little, but I liked it.

[SugarMama]

Funny, the friend I"m talking about? She's like that, too. I love that. I can exploit that. I can work with that.

Plus, she has this really sensitive spot on her back. If you touch it, her knees turn to jelly. I've touched that spot in as many public places as I can, just to watch her lose it. That's part of why I like fucking women. They have spots where if you kiss or bite or just touch, and they react. Strongly.

[Pandora]

I admit I'm a lurker and I've got some good stories to share about my "Sir", but I can't write worth a shit. I've tried and it just never comes thru on paper, per say the way I want it too.

[chickenona]

Try to write one up as best you can and PM it to me. I'll dress it up for you. This is a "porno workshop", after all. And I'm the fucking smut wizard, baby.

[witchbitch]

I'm reading it; skipping over some things, reading others. Those who know me know that I won't contribute; I'm not big on sharing.

[chickenona]

DO IT

[genedemon69]

Christ Chicke, that was fucking hot. Thanks for sharing.

[chickenona]

Yeah, those AARP bastards are something else. Or at least that one is.

[uptheass]

Kickass!

A friend with benefits situation with another chick. What a good idea.

if you spent half as much time doing something with yourself as you do writing this kind of garbage you might actually get laid for real one day fat ass

[Kristi Vanian]

You're just bitter cause no one wants to/or will have sex with you.

[Jack Drugless]

**slowly backs out of thread**

[chickenona]

uptheass, I have no idea what you posted there and I don't give a shit, but please, get out of my thread and go back to doing what you do best - kissing popular-kid ass while hiding behind a viciously nasty alternym and pretending not to have an agenda.

[witchbitch]

It would be nice if when "foes" were quoted, you still couldn't see the text.

[chickenona]

Yeah, that would be pretty sweet. But there's always the scroll button.

[uptheass]

uptheass, I have no idea what you posted there and I don't give a shit, but please, get out of my thread and go back to doing what you do best - kissing popular-kid ass while hiding behind a viciously nasty alternym and pretending not to have an agenda.

this is not just your thread it is just as much my thread as it is your thread and it doesnt make much sense for you to foe someone but still talk to them that is like your saying lalalalalalalalala i cant hear you come back when your not talking to someone who is foed

take your time

[chickenona]

Let me hope for the best here - somebody please tell me his last post was some kind of semi-literate run-on porn dedicated to how cute Sara is, how much he dreams of doing it with Stoner because she looks "just like my wife when I saw her picture I thought it was a picture of my wife because she looks so much like my wife", or some fond memory of a circle-jerk with his "childhood pal" Hungwell.

No such luck, I'm thinking.

You get on with your bad self, suckup.

[uptheass]

Let me hope for the best here - somebody please tell me his last post was some kind of semi-literate run-on porn dedicated to how cute Sara is, how much he dreams of doing it with Stoner because she looks "just like my wife when I saw her picture I thought it was a picture of my wife because she looks so much like my wife", or some fond memory of a circle-jerk with his "childhood pal" Hungwell.

No such luck, I'm thinking.

You get on with your bad self, suckup.

do you know how stupid you look talking to someone that you foed lalalalallalalallala i cant hear you but im still talking to you you cant read me owning you but everyone else can see your talking to someone you want to ignore chickenonapony come back when you want to have an intelligent conversation and your not being owned by the best ownmiester in the history of metal sludge

take your time

[chickenona]

So. Right.

Anyway, something on this page has made me think of rimming. You know, salad-tossing. Butt-licking. I think I mentioned some pages back that I once had a boyfriend who was into both doing it and having it done to him. Amouthfulofsin220 mentioned it in one of her pieces a while ago too, right down to describing the taste, which ruled supreme. But it tends to be one of those things that gives most people the heebie-jeebies - as a sex act, it's pretty out there. My husband will not discuss the issue, whether it be giving or receiving it. I haven't done it to Doc yet, although I think about it a lot when we're apart and I'm fantasizing about him. He did it to me once, but I think that was an accident. It's the sort of thing where thinking about it is a lot hotter (and more sanitary) than actually doing it. Thinking about it sets a submissive person's erotic spidey-senses tingling, but doing it is just kinda medium-yucky. That's just my personal take on it.

Where do you guys stand on salad-tossing? Do you do it? Do you enjoy the receiving end but avoid the giving end, or vice versa? Do you fantasize about doing it but avoid it in real life like I do, or do you just stick to metaphorical message-board popular-kid salad-tossing like uptheass?

Gimme something here.