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Re: Married to Rock

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Why would I be pissed? I love making fun of stupid chicks. I don't believe in internet bullying or any of that other stupid shit that you've been asshurting about. The internet isn't serious business to me or most people in industrialized nations. Apparently, you never got the memo.

The simple truth is that this thread was great until you came along with your lame "jokes" and ensuing hissyfit, you fucking retard. Nobody hunted you down and started fucking with you - we pointed out that you were wrong and you lost your shit. I gave you a dedicated thread to talk about what a big mean poopiehead I am, and you're still here crying like somebody stole your favorite buttplug.

Nobody is trying to "own" anybody here and nobody gives a fuck who owns the board except you. The only owning going on in this conversation is you owning the fuck out of yourself every time you post how much you don't care, when it's obvious that you do, or you wouldn't have felt the need to overreact in the first fucking place.

Serious question nymong - do you really think that you're NOT coming off like a completely unhinged fucknut in this thread?
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DANGER! There's a meltdown straight ahead!
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Wow.. You clearly have a Lot of time on your hands. And care way too much about this shit. Whatever you said.
This is only sludge I don't take this shit seriously but you clearly do.

That was Quite a lovely short essay you wrote.

Still... Thanks for the great laughs you've given today. Needed a good laugh at your mindless bullshit.. It's been going on for years.
Nobody says anything to you about it. They walk on eggshells around your ass.

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Yeah, we can all tell how hard you were laughing.

Please keep on not caring, you big old rebel - it's fucking hilarious. And when I say "hilarious", I really mean "sad, yet social".

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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Yeah, we can all tell how hard you were laughing.

Please keep on not caring, you big old rebel - it's fucking hilarious. And when I say "hilarious", I really mean "sad, yet social".

I am rolling on the floor laughing at your. I took this shit to hatas..since you're such a tool who loves talking about me today.
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Re: Married to Rock

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Yes, clearly "YOU HAVE BEEN BULLYING PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD FOR YEARS!" are the words of a bitch on the floor laughing.

Your problem is that you think everyone is as stupid as you are and will believe that shit just because you used a few emoticons in the following 368 posts. Well, that and you're an unfunny crybaby retard, but who's keeping score?

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nycrue wrote: I am rolling on the floor laughing at your.


God dammit. Don't leave me hanging. Laughing at her WHAT?



WHAT?
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nycrue wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Yeah, we can all tell how hard you were laughing.

Please keep on not caring, you big old rebel - it's fucking hilarious. And when I say "hilarious", I really mean "sad, yet social".

I am rolling on the floor laughing at your. I took this shit to hatas..since you're such a tool who loves talking about me today.
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Thanks for taking it to Hatas... it's sort of embarrassing for a guy to have that many posts on the Ho-Board (the reason I thought you were a chick... and Stoner too, obviously.)
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I find it very strange that Nelly Olson and Ronnie James Dio are having words
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Yes, clearly "YOU HAVE BEEN BULLYING PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD FOR YEARS!" are the words of a bitch on the floor laughing.

Your problem is that you think everyone is as stupid as you are and will believe that shit just because you used a few emoticons in the following 368 posts. Well, that and you're an unfunny crybaby retard, but who's keeping score?

Now, who is having the meltdown?? Shit bitch!!

I took it to hatas and you are STILL douching up this thread...Keeping score!

You are the biggest dipshit of Sludge's history. its great.
haha.
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nycrue wrote:Now, who is having the meltdown??

You, still and obviously.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
nycrue wrote:Now, who is having the meltdown??

You, still and obviously.
took it to the appropriate Board you fucking idiot...and now look at you..

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


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Re: Married to Rock

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You haven't taken shit anywhere except in the ass or we wouldn't be having this conversation, brain trust. You keep melting down because I said your joke sucks. :lol:
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you've created a shrine to me at hatas you dumb whore.

Yet...you still keep tarding up this thread...hmm.

Do you sleep? I bet not. No fucking way. you stay on Sludge and flame til your fingers curl.

I'm sorry to the rest of the people who have to watch this. You are truly a pathetic piece of fuck. :D
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You're melting down on two threads now, genius.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:You're melting down on two threads now, genius.
You keep this thread going over here on the Ho Board? Um, Why?

Can't keep your shit together in one place. Damn, woman. get some fucking therapy.

Apparently ME defending that you are a piece of shit, is a "meltdown"?? Bitch, please.
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No, you calling me a bully, getting pissed because I told you that your jokes suck, incessantly claiming that you don't care, and claiming to have planned this entire vulgar display of douchebaggery for over a week is what makes it a meltdown.

Oh, and now it's THREE threads you're melting down in.
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:D Oh my god. You're so fucking smart. Mother of the year. Give your kid a couple of hits from your bong. Beautiful work. :D
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Now you're actually TRYING to get banned. :lol:

Still rolling on the floor laughing? Sure looks that way.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:

Oh, and now it's THREE threads you're melting down in.
:lol:
I'm aware of the Hatas thread, where's the third?
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I'm sorry to the rest of the people who have to watch this. You are truly a pathetic piece of fuck. :D


Oh no. Please don't be sorry. There is nothing better than when Stoner decides to play tease the tard with yet another mentally deficient moron on here. Please carry on.

And like Tawny, I would like to know where the third thread is!
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TawnyVonJagger wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:

Oh, and now it's THREE threads you're melting down in.
:lol:
I'm aware of the Hatas thread, where's the third?

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BloodQueen wrote:I find it very strange that Nelly Olson and Ronnie James Dio are having words
:lol: :lol: :lol: That's way too funny.
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Hmmm has the second episode aired yet? Anyone know where to watch it?
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dammit wrote:Hmmm has the second episode aired yet? Anyone know where to watch it?
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Yeah, I watched the newer episode...it's the one everyone was talking about, where Josie gives her husband (or, attempts to...if you all haven't watched it yet, you'll be thrilled with one part of it) the lifesize Josie doll. Etta Perry also shows jealousy toward a girl who she auditioned to be her replacement in the Jane's Addiction stage show. If it's OnDemand, and you're bored...I suggest watching it.
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I bet the plastic doll looks more lifelike then Josie does! What has happened to Steve Stevens he looks bloated. Susan didn't make a big appearance this week although she was naked on last weeks show. She was so worried about her body if only she showed the same concern for her two girls. Susan looks like a hooker in alot of these outfits, I bet the girls are getting hell at school. Duff said he wasn't going to be in it so far he has been in each episode and it isn't blink and you miss him either. Etty seems to be coming out the best so far I like her hubby too. The non wife who wants to be a wife is scatterbrained to say the least. At first I liked her she has her own job and her whole life doesn't seem to relvolve around Billy but I think the minute she gets a ring the job will be thrown in and she will make shopping her number one thing to do. You can already see the ones who aren't going to be around in five years time! Some of the boys have aged way better then the others, I think Duff is the hottest.
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MissChelle857 wrote:Yeah, I watched the newer episode...it's the one everyone was talking about, where Josie gives her husband (or, attempts to...if you all haven't watched it yet, you'll be thrilled with one part of it) the lifesize Josie doll. Etta Perry also shows jealousy toward a girl who she auditioned to be her replacement in the Jane's Addiction stage show. If it's OnDemand, and you're bored...I suggest watching it.
Hmmm does anyone have the megavideo link? I dont think it airs here..
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