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seventeen.

at my best friends eighteenth, with her boyfriend's best friend. and he was 14.

i was drunk as fuck so i don't really remember, but he was was a complete ass the next morning, we're still fuck buddies tho so i don't really know lol.
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21 to an ex boyfriend.
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14
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16

she was 15 highschool sweetheart a few years later after we broke up we tried to hook up again , but her vagina smelled like she washed it with a dirtier vagina thank God for the 5 senses I passed.
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Where the hell were you 14-years-old-and-ready-to-fuck girls when I was 19?
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WyldOrchid5150 wrote:Went home and was totally convinced my folks could tell.
Holy shit, that happened to me too! I was convinced my crazy christian of a mom could smell the "sin" all over me :lol:


17, on her couch, after school, before work...gotta love a fuckbuddy. "Seek And Destroy" was the inadvertent music of the occasion (which was win)...I pulled out and made a mess all over her stomach/chest, it was awesome...and two years later, I almost married the bitch. *shudder* Whew! What a mistake that woulda been! Now she's like 8 months pregnant with some douchebag loser's kid...neither of them are ever going anywhere, and their lives are fucked by the situation...Slay comes out on top, yet again!
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17 in the nose bleed seats with noone around "seeing" AC/DC @ MSG in NY.....{only regret is that i couldnt hold out long enough to blow my load to For those about to Rock , when the cannons go off}
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19...platonic male friend, lots of alcohol, and that was that...
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I'm still waiting.
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13 or 14. she was 16 and her name was lee aaron.

not the metal queen. she was fvrom ohio i think.
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I was 15 - used to live in Brooklyn so we did it on top of his apartment building at night, we pretty much just blasted music and went at it 8)

He was a guitar player in a different band, a little under a year older than me.
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16yrs old and unlike so many, my first time was fucking awesome.
Dunno if she felt the same way though LOL...
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14. She was 15.
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LisaVie wrote:17... dated him for a year... he looked like jude law... but hotter... really dumb though
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Yeah, I bet.
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manofmetal wrote:Five.
Mommy or Daddy? Grandma or Grandpa? Aunt or Uncle? Sister or Brother?
Heaven help us if the library caught on fire!
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Calexxia wrote:Technically, when I was 12. The less said about that, the better.

By choice? I was 16 and it was prom night, to the guy that I later married. it was....bleah.
I love it when people use threads like this to disclose info they'd "rather not discuss."
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crooked soul wrote:I was 21... it was a threesome.
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I was almost 17 and he was my 28 yr old drama tutor. He was also an ex gang member who'd served time. We spent a week in a hotel getting trashed and the first time didnt hurt much. But we did EVERYTHING in that week!
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I was 14 the first time I had sex. The guy was 18. It hurt and he came super fast.
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I was going on 13. The girl was 15 or 16, I was a well known skater locally so the options were starting to present themselves. It was awkward because I didn't know what the hell was going on, but Oh. My. God. I loved it.
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We were both 18. I took hers and she took mine. It was excellent for us both.
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13... I was determined to loose my virginity at 13 because my idol, Duff McKagan, lost his when he was 13. I was a stupid little girl who got her cherry popped on the stairs. Big regret, but luckily it got MUCH better! Thank god because I don't think it could've gotten worse...
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rockphoto wrote:18 and it was at a hotel on 34th street in NYC. And it was one of those pay-by-night hotels, with a shared bathroom in the hallway! Yea, don't ask, totally classy, haha! The guy.. my summer camp sweetheart who was my first "boyfriend" when we were 13. He came to visit NYC a few years later, and well, thats that! :lol:
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Just turned 19, I fucked my best friend´s hot but nerdy 2y older sister as a spur of the moment thing after watching some movie. Had lots of sex with her during the next month or so, but it wasn´t that great, she was a virgin too and became insanely jealous and possessive, thought we were getting married etc etc...
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I was 17 and so was she. I met this girl at a religious function, took her home, fucked her, and never saw her or heard from her again. I didn't even remember her name. I enjoyed it, but she had to know that I wasn't very experienced.
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14. My older friend and I went down to the local botanic gardens to meet his girlfriend and her best mate one sunny Saturday. He handed me a condom and basically told me to take her into the forest area and get it over with. So I did. Fairly fumbly, not as awkward as I'd expected, didn't cum. Never hooked up with her again.
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18 years old, fucked this girl from work (we both worked at the public library!). God she was beautiful too...then I went to France for the summer and I come back and she's banging one of my friends... great learning experience!
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Itwalksamongus wrote:!6 - in a hayloft in a barn on a farm in northern Indiana during a fall Harvest Moon -type party.

The quintessential Indiana first-pork scenario.
That sounded kind of magical.. well until the "first pork" scenario part, LOL

I live in Los Angeles, and the whole farm thing seems so romantic and sexy
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